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#52 Jul 27 2004 at 2:00 PM Rating: Default
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Did your dad say simmilar things before taking his **** out?


This must be the intelligent speak right that Kerry possesses and Bush lacks. Now it all makes sense.

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#53 Jul 27 2004 at 2:00 PM Rating: Good
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And Varus, you fail again. WTF was that thing you quoted. It made zero sense.

#54 Jul 27 2004 at 2:02 PM Rating: Decent
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I know the word molestified is much better than pickled why would we want to change it up.

I would rather say "my god, my girlfriend molestified me last nite"

than

"my god, my girlfriend pickled me last nite"

molestified sounds better, pickled sounds like she did something painful to my junk.


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#55 Jul 27 2004 at 2:43 PM Rating: Good
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This must be the intelligent speak right that Kerry possesses and Bush lacks. Now it all makes sense.


Well, answer the fuc[b][/b]king question allready. Before your father gagged you with his gneitalia did he say that or not?

I think I speak for everyone when I say we'd rellly like to know how you ended up with no moral compass being so easily manipulated by propaganda.

Was it a head injury maybe when he was driving your skull into the floor?
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#56 Jul 27 2004 at 3:45 PM Rating: Good
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Well I may not be able to post for a while. I'm taking up a research degree at the University of Varus.
I plan to prove the existence of the Loch Ness monster and have already collected 2 tabloid newspapers and an episode of 'The Twilight Zone' to place my evidence beyond negation.
Should be finished in an hour or two. Smiley: grin

Varus - your ability to quote mindless tat as evidence continues to keep me entertained. What did they have as text books when you were at school? The National Enquirer?
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#57 Jul 27 2004 at 3:48 PM Rating: Decent
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What did they have as text books when you were at school?


I heard it was the Bible and a old Sears and Roebuck catalog that seems to keep getting pages ripped out of it for some reason.
#58 Jul 27 2004 at 4:10 PM Rating: Default
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I think I speak for everyone when I say we'd rellly like to know how you ended up with no moral compass being so easily manipulated by propaganda.

Was it a head injury maybe when he was driving your skull into the floor?


I like how you accuss me of having no moral compass in one breath then in the other think it's ok to steal what i've earned because you think it's too much.

As to the head injury thing maybe when those nig*ers jumped me on the way to a high school football game I stopped giving a damn whether I pissed a class/race off by what I say. Now I pack either heat in my car or carry a real sharp pocket knife. This actually came in handy once when I popped my trunk when some nig*ers were following me back to my car from practice, it was funny watching them scatter when I pulled out my 45.

p.s. there is a difference between a black american and a nig*er i'll leave it to you to figure out which is which.

Varus

Edited, Tue Jul 27 17:11:59 2004 by varrussword
#59 Jul 27 2004 at 4:13 PM Rating: Decent
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I like how you accuss me of having no moral compass in one breath then in the other think it's ok to steal what i've earned because you think it's too much.

As to the head injury thing maybe when those @#%^s jumped me on the way to a high school football game I stopped giving a damn whether I pissed a class/race off by what I say. Now I pack either heat in my car or carry a real sharp pocket knife. This actually came in handy once when I popped my trunk when some @#%^s were following me back to my car from practice, it was funny watching them scatter when I pulled out my 45.

p.s. there is a difference between a black american and a @#%^ i'll leave it to you to figure out which is which.


This is what you support, Stok and Gbaji. Whether you want to admit it or not....
#60 Jul 27 2004 at 4:15 PM Rating: Good
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it was funny watching them scatter when I pulled out my 45
Not convinced you needed a gun to make people scatter Varus.
You could've just quoted one of your lunatic web references at 'em Smiley: tongue
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#61 Jul 27 2004 at 5:07 PM Rating: Good
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Well I may not be able to post for a while. I'm taking up a research degree at the University of Varus.
I plan to prove the existence of the Loch Ness monster and have already collected 2 tabloid newspapers and an episode of 'The Twilight Zone' to place my evidence beyond negation.
Should be finished in an hour or two.


Ok, that was freakin' funny.

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#62 Jul 27 2004 at 5:14 PM Rating: Decent
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I like how you accuss me of having no moral compass in one breath then in the other think it's ok to steal what i've earned because you think it's too much.


Look, I think it's fuc[/b]ked up that you have to pay taxes on your Soc Sec mental retardation disability checks too.

I'm on your side on that one.

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As to the head injury thing maybe when those nig*ers jumped me on the way to a high school football game I stopped giving a damn whether I pissed a class/race off by what I say. Now I pack either heat in my car or carry a real sharp pocket knife. This actually came in handy once when I popped my trunk when some nig*ers were following me back to my car from practice, it was funny watching them scatter when I pulled out my 45.


You'd **** yourself if you were in the same room with a firearm.



p.s. there is a difference between a black american and a nig*er i'll leave it to you to figure out which is which.


The Blacks are the ones you let *** fuc[b][/b]k you, right?

I mean, like you said, it's not gay if you don't kiss the guy.
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#63 Jul 27 2004 at 8:38 PM Rating: Decent
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Actually he was flying jets in the national guard not shooting mortars at rocks and getting purple hearts from the scratches the ricocheting rocks made. Also if Kerry is this great war hero you proclaim why won't one of his commanding officers support his run? You know why because they actually know what the french speaking pansy as* is good for


It wasn't like Bush was flying combat missons you moron. Kerry, meanwhile, was taking boats up rivers in Vietnam in order to draw fire. He saved some of his men's lives for godsake! If this doesn't make him a war hero then what does? Oh I know! How about getting killed in Afghanistan fighting for some #%$^$ (see Tillman).
#64 Jul 28 2004 at 4:19 PM Rating: Default
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Kerry, meanwhile, was taking boats up rivers in Vietnam in order to draw fire. He saved some of his men's lives for godsake! If this doesn't make him a war hero then what does? Oh I know! How about getting killed in Afghanistan fighting for some #%$^$ (see Tillman).


This is complete bs. We'll wait and see which of these supposed people he saved gives a testimonial at the convention because if it's true you better believe they're going to parade it around. Also you're not going to convince me Kerry is some great war hero when not one, NOT ONE, of his military commanders will endorse his run for the presidency or even say that he would make a fit commander in chief. I don't care what your political affiliation if you're a commander and you get word of some heroics by men under your command that's something you take note of. Lets look at the notes of those commanders regarding this supposed war hero.

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#65 Jul 28 2004 at 4:23 PM Rating: Decent
As oppposed to Bush who didn't even GO!!!???

You, sir, are an idiot!
#66 Jul 28 2004 at 4:38 PM Rating: Good
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varus

Even as an observer from across the pond, the world knows that Bush was a beer-soaked waster who used Daddy's Dollars and the National Guard as an easy-option cowardly alternative to Vietnam, and managed to play hide-and-go-seek for half his supposed service, while Kerry served in Vietnam.

Pick hairs about what he did under fire, but he was under fire, not under the table.

Man, is your big-*** macho 45 permanently aimed at your foot?

If I had no other reason to worry about Bush's influence on the world economy and international security, people like you provide all I need.

Now go take 5 mins to jack off over a picture of Dubya and take a cold shower.

Knobhead Smiley: oyvey

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#67 Jul 28 2004 at 5:27 PM Rating: Default
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Even as an observer from across the pond, the world knows that Bush was a beer-soaked waster who used Daddy's Dollars and the National Guard as an easy-option cowardly alternative to Vietnam, and managed to play hide-and-go-seek for half his supposed service, while Kerry served in Vietnam.


Imagine that a brit believing liberal media propaganda. As for Kerry he was getting shot at, if you count the ricochet from mortar rounds he fired at rocks that gave him a scratch less than 1inch long for which he applied for another, phony, purple heart which got him out of the military and allowed him to campaign against the war making up stories about being under fire, to which now he's distancing himself from and the liberal media convienently chooses to ignore. This is a quote from his supposed service records that has been called into serious question on the validity.

On a patrol of the Dam Doi River with five other swiftboats and helicopter cover, PCF 94 came under intense small arms and rocket fire from three personnel in black pajamas on the bank. Kerry and one member of his crew were wounded. Kerry received shrapnel wounds in his left thigh. The second man, EN2 Eugene Kenneth Thorson suffered shrapnel wounds in his right arm. Both were treated aboard the USCGC Wachusetts and returned to duty. Persons filing reports on this mission were highly critical of the cover provided by the helicopters and noted that the area seemed prosperous and lacked offensive bunkers, and suggested that future operations in the area avoid destruction. Kerry received the Purple Heart for this operation.


Bush is no great military man..but neither is Kerry and any attempt to show him as one is a big lie, but hey that's what he's good for.

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On a patrol of the Dam Doi River with five other swiftboats and helicopter cover, PCF 94 came under intense small arms and rocket fire from three personnel in black pajamas on the bank. Kerry and one member of his crew were wounded. Kerry received shrapnel wounds in his left thigh. The second man, EN2 Eugene Kenneth Thorson suffered shrapnel wounds in his right arm. Both were treated aboard the USCGC Wachusetts and returned to duty. Persons filing reports on this mission were highly critical of the cover provided by the helicopters and noted that the area seemed prosperous and lacked offensive bunkers, and suggested that future operations in the area avoid destruction. Kerry received the Purple Heart for this operation.


Edited, Wed Jul 28 18:33:12 2004 by varrussword
#68 Jul 29 2004 at 3:06 AM Rating: Good
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Thanks for the clarification varus

So far I only had the liberal propaganda of international impartial new sites. Reassuring to hear your take on it.

To summarise your comment -
Bush avoided service, Kerry served in vietnam. But Kerry can't pitch a ball.

Good of you to clear that up. Is Bush aware he has such a formidable debater fighting his corner?
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#69 Jul 29 2004 at 4:28 AM Rating: Decent
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Actually he was flying jets in the national guard


Yea, he flew for a little while, and then as a proud member of the National Guard, he decided to skip a required physical in 1972. Bush was then suspended from flying on 8/1/72 because of that. Also, between May 1, 1972 until April 30, 1973, there are no records of him actually showing up to any Guard unit during that period.

I find it highly amusing that at first his staffers said they would release all of Bush's military records, so they released some documents, and it showed the gaps. After being pressured about the gaps, they tried to dig up more documents, which did not prove that Bush showed up when he said he did. Then about 3 weeks ago, the Pentagon releases a report stating that the military records on microfiche were destroyed. Then another report comes out, basically saying, "my bad!" they weren't destroyed after all, but still don't prove that he actually fulfilled his duty.

#70 Jul 29 2004 at 6:24 AM Rating: Decent
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This is complete bs. We'll wait and see which of these supposed people he saved gives a testimonial at the convention because if it's true you better believe they're going to parade it around. Also you're not going to convince me Kerry is some great war hero when not one, NOT ONE, of his military commanders will endorse his run for the presidency or even say that he would make a fit commander in chief. I don't care what your political affiliation if you're a commander and you get word of some heroics by men under your command that's something you take note of. Lets look at the notes of those commanders regarding this supposed war hero.


When you come back from sailing a small boat up and a down a river in a hostile jungle and win three purple hearts and two commenedations for bravery including a Silver Star your oppinion on the matter will carry a little more weight.

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#71 Jul 29 2004 at 9:30 AM Rating: Decent
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Smashed wrote:

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I think I speak for everyone when I say we'd rellly like to know how you ended up with no moral compass being so easily manipulated by propaganda.

Was it a head injury maybe when he was driving your skull into the floor?


I like how you accuss me of having no moral compass in one breath then in the other think it's ok to steal what i've earned because you think it's too much.

As to the head injury thing maybe when those nig*ers jumped me on the way to a high school football game I stopped giving a damn whether I pissed a class/race off by what I say. Now I pack either heat in my car or carry a real sharp pocket knife. This actually came in handy once when I popped my trunk when some nig*ers were following me back to my car from practice, it was funny watching them scatter when I pulled out my 45.

p.s. there is a difference between a black american and a nig*er i'll leave it to you to figure out which is which.

Varus

Edited, Tue Jul 27 17:11:59 2004 by varrussword


You son of a ***** racist ***. You have no right .... NO RIGHT to be making such comments.

p.s. there is a difference between a normal woman and varus' mom i'll leave it to you to figure out what she is.*

Huan

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#72 Jul 29 2004 at 1:05 PM Rating: Default
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You son of a ***** racist ***. You have no right .... NO RIGHT to be making such comments


I got it how about I only make comments that you like or make you feel all warm and fuzzy about yourself. Guess you also don't like that whole freedom of speech thing in the constitution being as you think I have no right to say what I like.

Don't hate the messenger but drive downtown in any city of any size and take a look at all the bummy as NIG*ERS with their forties and tanktops slinging that shi* and procreating off the hook so that Mommy can collect more welfare to support her 5 kids that people that actually pay taxes are supporting.

Varus

Edited, Thu Jul 29 14:06:27 2004 by varrussword
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Don't hate the messenger but drive downtown in any city of any size and take a look at all the bummy as NIG*ERS with their forties and tanktops slinging that shi* and procreating off the hook so that Mommy can collect more welfare to support her 5 kids that people that actually pay taxes are supporting.


Someone that actually pays taxes tell you that?
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#74 Jul 29 2004 at 1:09 PM Rating: Decent
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I got it how about I only make comments that you like or make you feel all warm and fuzzy about yourself. Guess you also don't like that whole freedom of speech thing in the constitution being as you think I have no right to say what I like.

Don't hate the messenger but drive downtown in any city of any size and take a look at all the bummy as NIG*ERS with their forties and tanktops slinging that shi* and procreating off the hook so that Mommy can collect more welfare to support her 5 kids that people that actually pay taxes are supporting.


Again, I call out the Conservative side of the board to defend this. This is representative of your comrades. This is your support base.

Stok, Gbaji...look at what you are choosing to side with.
#75 Jul 29 2004 at 1:13 PM Rating: Default
I see you all attacking me but you know what i'm saying is true, well at least those of you that live in cities with a population around 500,000 or more. You may not like me using the word nig*er but that's what they are. People like condoleeza rice and colon powell are black americans. People like tupac and snoop dog are nig*ers.

Varus
#76 Jul 29 2004 at 1:19 PM Rating: Decent
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I see you all attacking me but you know what i'm saying is true, well at least those of you that live in cities with a population around 500,000 or more. You may not like me using the word nig*er but that's what they are. People like condoleeza rice and colon powell are black americans. People like tupac and snoop dog are nig*ers.


You are ******* ignernt. Period. End of story. Punctuated, signed, sealed, delivered. Opened, scanned, examined...left on the desk for a couple days, found later and read again and thrown in the motherfu[i][/i]cking trash.

Please gargle with household cleaners while ******* yourself with the nearest available inanimate object as soon as possible.

KTHX!

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