Did anyone else get a chance to see kerry's limp wristed first pitch in the boston game. Look at how he held the ball what a joke. Now lets compare that to Bush throwing out the first pitch on the first night that NY reopened yankee stadium after 911.
Of course this shouldn't bother the dem's as they are used to limp body parts, well except for slick willy that is.
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Just grasping for straws now, aren't we, varus?
I don't care too much about how he throws a ball. I do think he sucks, though. Hopefully, they reinvent him pretty nicely at the convention. I'd like to have someone to vote for.
Jeeze, even Nader is starting to look better.
Jeeze, even Nader is starting to look better.
So no one else thinks it's funny as hell Kerry doesn't know how to throw a baseball?
Varus
Varus
Apparently some of us don't give a rat's *** whether or not our president is a proficient jock.
Give me brains over brawn anyday.
Give me brains over brawn anyday.
Do you expect a man in his 60's wearing a suit to be the starting pitcher for the Red Sox? It's not really that funny. Big deal: Kerry has trouble throwing a ball; The President has trouble telling the truth. Looks like everyone has a few faults.
So no one else thinks it's funny as hell Kerry doesn't know how to throw a baseball?
Well, posed with the choice of President's between a guy who can't pronounce "nuclear" and a guy who threw a ball poorly once, I think I'll go with the guy who's killed men in combat, seen men killed in combat as opposed to the rich kid from Conneticut who's dad got him the job.
That's just me, though.
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So you all admit you do prefer a limp wristed kerry over a strong bush.
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varrussword wrote:
So you all admit you do prefer a limp wristed kerry over a strong bush.
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Varus
Yes.
You say strong bush, I say smelly snatch.
Tomato, tomatoe.
Tomato, tomatoe.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
So you all admit you do prefer a limp wristed kerry over a strong bush.
Bush lost a fight with a fuc[b][/b]king pretzel. I'd hardly be touting his physical prowess.
He fell off a segway, he fell off a bike, he probably fell off the wagon when the pretzel kicked his ***.
Advantage Kerry.
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I'll take balls deep in smelly snatch any day before supporting the current President.
I saw him throw out that ball, and to be honest...that was one of the best first throws I've seen a politician do. It was a fairly nice sinker ball.
No what SUCKED was the stupid fu[/i]cking grunt that couldn't catch it.
[i]Edited, Tue Jul 27 11:55:37 2004 by pickleprince
No what SUCKED was the stupid fu[/i]cking grunt that couldn't catch it.
[i]Edited, Tue Jul 27 11:55:37 2004 by pickleprince
Princess Tare wrote:
You say strong bush, I say smelly snatch.
Tomato, tomatoe.
Tomato, tomatoe.
Insert lmao smiley here.
Shouldn't you move on to the Nasa picture soon?
Or has Drudge not posted it yet, and thus you are unaware of it from your one source of biased news.
Or has Drudge not posted it yet, and thus you are unaware of it from your one source of biased news.
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Who cares whether the idiot can throw a baseball. In fact, who cares about a baseball? Personally, I think both our choices this year are a joke, and yes Ralph is looking alot better at this point. I think its about time that Jesse Ventura stepped up and ran, or maybe Joe! We really need better choices than Republicans or Democrats. The two party systems is in a free fall, and nothing is changing. We have a culture who thinks of themselves as Mexican American, or African American, rather than just plain ol' American. All these divisions are not helping matters. So, leave the political jokes to SNL (there's plenty of stuff for them to make fun of), and lets talk about something a little more constructive. Like who Brittany Spears is going to marry for the next half hour. j/k ~grin~
If you really want to get into this...
Your **** of a President can't even ride a ******* bike.
http://www.startribune.com/stories/587/4895811.html
Grady
P.S. Nothing wrong with being a ****. I was just using varussword's technique.
Your **** of a President can't even ride a ******* bike.
http://www.startribune.com/stories/587/4895811.html
Grady
P.S. Nothing wrong with being a ****. I was just using varussword's technique.
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix, angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machin ery of night.
Maybe we should just send Kerry and bush over to Athens to compete for the presidency. Why the hell not? It's not like we used actual votes to settle the last election either.
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It's not like we used actual votes to settle the last election either.
When are you people going to get over that?
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Just think if he'd been in the military like Kerry he to would get a purple heart for such a massive injury.
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The president dusted himself off, waved his medics away and kept rolling, a small cut on his knee and dirt on his back the only signs he had wrecked. He allowed that he was a bit shaken up.
Just think if he'd been in the military like Kerry he to would get a purple heart for such a massive injury.
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When are you people going to get over that?
When YOU PEOPLE get over Clinton.
Le main de tigre, *****!
Yeah, too bad his Daddy got him out of the war.
Too ******* easy. Are you really this stupid or is it a front to hide your true identity?
Grady
Too ******* easy. Are you really this stupid or is it a front to hide your true identity?
Grady
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix, angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machin ery of night.
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Just think if he'd been in the military like Kerry he to would get a purple heart for such a massive injury.
I thought the right adored the military. Our proud kids dying for the red, white and blue! Or is it that now, since Kerry was in the military, it's suddenly a faux pas to support the military?
Deathfromtheskies wrote:
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It's not like we used actual votes to settle the last election either.
When are you people going to get over that?
When are "[we] people going to get over that?" Ummm... I think an election stymied by Secretary of the State of Florida is a crime against all americans.
Just think if he'd been in the military like Kerry he to would get a purple heart for such a massive injury.
Yeah, he would have.
He was too much of a big quiverring pu[b][/b]ssy, though.
He'd never have gotten a Silver Star though. Cowards don't get that commendation very often, and you can't get one for sending other men to do your fighting for you.
Edited, Tue Jul 27 12:58:25 2004 by Smasharoo
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Actually he was flying jets in the national guard not shooting mortars at rocks and getting purple hearts from the scratches the ricocheting rocks made. Also if Kerry is this great war hero you proclaim why won't one of his commanding officers support his run? You know why because they actually know what the french speaking pansy as* is good for.
ps I don't want to hear sh*t about kerrys military record until the conditions of his medals and purple hearts are made public.
If you're going to play him as a war hero prove it.
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Yeah, he would have.
He was too much of a big quiverring *****, though.
He'd never have gotten a Silver Star though. Cowards don't get that commendation very often, and you can't get one for sending other men to do your fighting for you.
He was too much of a big quiverring *****, though.
He'd never have gotten a Silver Star though. Cowards don't get that commendation very often, and you can't get one for sending other men to do your fighting for you.
Actually he was flying jets in the national guard not shooting mortars at rocks and getting purple hearts from the scratches the ricocheting rocks made. Also if Kerry is this great war hero you proclaim why won't one of his commanding officers support his run? You know why because they actually know what the french speaking pansy as* is good for.
ps I don't want to hear sh*t about kerrys military record until the conditions of his medals and purple hearts are made public.
If you're going to play him as a war hero prove it.
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