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#1 Jul 26 2004 at 8:14 PM Rating: Good
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Date: Mon, 26 Jul 2004 17:46:01 +0200
From: luckydayinlottery111@telstra.com
Subject: CONGRATULATIONS!!!



WINNING NOTIFICATION / FINAL NOTICE
LUCKYDAY E-MAIL LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL PROGRAM
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD. www.cashout.com
BACTH NO: LDD/3142/908/02
REF. NO. LDD/2190/2100//02
This is to inform you of the release of the E-MAIL LOTTERY BALLOT
INTERNATIONAL/ WORLD GAMING BOARD held on the 24 of july 2004. Due to
the mix up of number, the results were released on the 26 - 07 2004
Your name attached to ticket number 0180176345 with serial number 901514290 drew the lucky numbers of 21-78-10-81-91 which consequently won the lottery in the 1st category.

You have therefore been approved for a lump sum payout of UDS$800,000:00 Only ( EIGHT HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS ONLY) in cash which is deposited with a Finance & Security Company in your favour as beneficiary and covered with HIGH INSURANCE POLICY
Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your winning information confidential until your claims has been processed and your money Remitted to you. This is part of our security mesures to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants.

All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from only Microsoft users from over 20,000 company, and 3,000,000 individual email addresses and names from all over the world.

To begin your lottery claim, please contact the processing company below that have been appointed for the processing of your claim with your full name ,contact telephone and fax number to begin the processing of your clai
STANDERD TRUST SECURITIES AND FINANCE BV
+31 610 110 750
YOUR ACCREDITED AGENT MR PHILL JONES
Email: standerdtrust@netscape.net

Note that all winning must be claimed not later than 10th Augustof2004. After this date all unclaimed, funds will be included in the next stake. Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications Remember to quote your reference number and batch numbers in all correspondence.
Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform our agent as soon as possible.

Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for being part of our promotional program.
Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.
Yours Sincerely,
Pamela Baker
{ Lottery Coordinator}
Why do I even open the majority of my e-mail anymore?

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#2 Jul 26 2004 at 8:54 PM Rating: Decent
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just think about all ofthose lonley mothers who's parents have long left home and actually believe this stuff.

Not fall for... just believe.
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#3 Jul 26 2004 at 9:59 PM Rating: Decent
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Why do I even open the majority of my e-mail anymore?


Because you enjoy watching the whole of humanities desperation for easy cash get sadder and sadder.
#4 Jul 26 2004 at 10:01 PM Rating: Decent
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Hey Twiz, you just get that today? So did I. I think we should force them to pay us.
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#5 Jul 26 2004 at 11:23 PM Rating: Good
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I wouldn't be surprised if it was mailed to Twiztidsamurai@allakhazam.com. I've gotten quite bit of spam from my Alla address, so all you Asylum posters, get those trojans off of your systems!

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#6 Jul 27 2004 at 12:13 AM Rating: Decent
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No trojans here, I run spyware/adware cleaners about once a week.
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#7 Jul 27 2004 at 4:31 AM Rating: Good
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Like most folks I get pee'd off at all the scam-spam, but here's someone who got even. I loved this Smiley: grin

Link Here

Enjoy
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#8 Jul 27 2004 at 7:58 AM Rating: Good
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LMAO How gullible do you need to be to fall for that line 'The Church of the painted breast' and the picture he sent back was priceless. The face says it all.
#9 Jul 27 2004 at 8:04 AM Rating: Decent
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We have an e-mail account through this site? Didn't know that. Oh well, last thing I need is more just mail to delete. Its bad enough with one of my Yahoo! accounts, when I get close to 2000 spams a week.
#10 Jul 27 2004 at 9:31 AM Rating: Good
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we ask that you keep your winning information confidential until your claims has been processed and your money Remitted to you


Well you ruined that, double claims for me!
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#11 Jul 27 2004 at 10:23 AM Rating: Excellent
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Great link, Nobby. Now, bonus points for anybody who posts a picture of themselves with the symbol of the painted breast! Ladies are strongly encouraged to participate.

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#12 Jul 27 2004 at 11:18 AM Rating: Default
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bonus points for anybody who posts a picture of themselves with the symbol of the painted breast! Ladies are strongly encouraged to participate.


haha i'm sorry, but how lonly are u?
#13 Jul 27 2004 at 11:31 AM Rating: Excellent
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Know what? I bet you're the only person who had that thought. In fact, I bet all of your thoughts are as original as the one above. Jeez, I bet you get lots of compliments. You're sooooo clever!

I mean, it's not like I was using self-depreciating humor mixed with a little innuendo to make a joke. Nope, couldn't be.

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#14 Jul 27 2004 at 11:39 AM Rating: Good
Yeah, he better behave or when SuperguySr. gets home, he's going to get it and get it good.
#15 Jul 27 2004 at 2:19 PM Rating: Default
A wise man once said, "Move *****, get out the way, get out the way." This man was named the Great Master of the P People.
#16 Jul 27 2004 at 2:21 PM Rating: Default
To rebuff my previous quote I pose to you this. "I'm gonna make u say Ughhhh, na na na na." *******
#17 Jul 27 2004 at 2:39 PM Rating: Decent
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This is one of those moments when I have real trouble imagining that there is a real person somewhere typing this crap out. It boggles my mind that there is someone out there that would think this garbage up and then actually decide to let other people see it as well.

Congratulations, Superguyjr. You confuse me with your amazing stupidity.

/clap

Edited, Tue Jul 27 15:39:45 2004 by Deathfromtheskies
#18 Jul 27 2004 at 2:42 PM Rating: Excellent
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Yes, but SuperguySr is still funny.
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#19 Jul 27 2004 at 2:51 PM Rating: Decent
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Nobby, great link, i thought i'd add my personal favorite of the sort.

http://www.wendywillcox.50megs.com/

It's a bit long, but in a nutshell, she created an account just to bait these guys, created a persona, sent them the picture on the left, found a webcam that pointed out on the street in amsterdam, and got pictures of the guy who went to meet her (scroll way down for photos).
#20 Jul 27 2004 at 3:06 PM Rating: Decent
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Yes, but SuperguySr is still funny.


I do it for the kids, Sam. For the kids....
#21 Jul 27 2004 at 3:25 PM Rating: Good
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Bigkillian wrote:
i thought i'd add my personal favorite of the sort.
Beautiful! Thanks for that.
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