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#1 Jul 26 2004 at 9:52 AM Rating: Decent
#2 Jul 26 2004 at 11:16 AM Rating: Decent
What if SHE would have said FU[/i]CK instead of "Shove it"?

The uproar!

But Cheney told someone to "FU[i]
CK themselves" on the Senate floor .

That is a HUGE difference.

Edited, Mon Jul 26 12:38:42 2004 by pickleprince
#3 Jul 26 2004 at 11:27 AM Rating: Good
When you read the context, what she said isn't bad at all.

Personally, I think anyone should be able to tell anyone else to GFY on a personal level, face to face if they want. Go Cheney.
#4 Jul 26 2004 at 12:35 PM Rating: Good
What she said wasn't that bad. What's humurous is that before she actually said "shove it" she adamantly defended what she said even though they have her saying the exact opposite only minutes before.

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#5 Jul 26 2004 at 12:38 PM Rating: Decent
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What's humurous is that before she actually said "shove it" she adamantly defended what she said even though they have her saying the exact opposite only minutes before.


I'll have to remember that when she runs for office.
#6 Jul 26 2004 at 12:40 PM Rating: Good
Birds of feather flock together

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#7 Jul 26 2004 at 12:42 PM Rating: Good
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And opposites attract.

Yay!

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#8 Jul 26 2004 at 12:45 PM Rating: Good
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Yeah, imagine if she married some Republican!

Oh.. wait...
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#9 Jul 26 2004 at 12:46 PM Rating: Good
Tare:

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And opposites attract.

Yay!


So which one is which? lol

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Yeah, imagine if she married some Republican!

Oh.. wait...


Imagine that she might actually have some morals and know how to cook on the side =)

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#10 Jul 26 2004 at 12:48 PM Rating: Decent
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Imagine that she might actually have some morals and know how to cook on the side =)


I call bullsh[i][/i]it. Lefties are the good cooks, sorry Charlie.
#11 Jul 26 2004 at 2:12 PM Rating: Good
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. Lefties are the good cooks, sorry Charlie.


Don' you mean there chefs are?

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#12 Jul 26 2004 at 3:54 PM Rating: Decent
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Don' you mean there chefs are?


After taking out my Gatlinburg Wood Troll to English dictionary and dechipering the post above, I have decided in favour of answering.....

NO!

Kthx.
#13 Jul 26 2004 at 9:48 PM Rating: Default
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Don't worry, she'll pretty soon learn to speak in media savvy sanitised sound bites, just like all the other pollies.

Was obviously just a minor slip-up that she actually sounded like a normal person for a moment there. Once she's passed *Brainwashing 101*, she'll be fine.
#14 Jul 27 2004 at 12:29 AM Rating: Decent
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What's humurous is that before she actually said "shove it" she adamantly defended what she said even though they have her saying the exact opposite only minutes before.


No, what's humerous is that Kerry is so substatially a better choice for President that is the BEST ATTEMPT to corrupt the news cycle around the DNC.

HAHAHA

I used to think the election was going to be close, but every time I see stuff like this I feel better and better about the Kerry landlside that's coming.

Thanks for posting it, I was feeling kind of down.
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#15 Jul 27 2004 at 2:10 AM Rating: Decent
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No, what's humerous is that Kerry is so substatially a better choice for President that is the BEST ATTEMPT to corrupt the news cycle around the DNC.


Sadly, there is a new "story" that is circulating around the news stations in an attempt to make Kerry look bad.

Kerry visited Cape Canaveral today and the people with NASA put him in a spacesuit that protects against certain radiations and what not. They mentioned this on some show (don't remember which one) and the pundits there were remarking that the Republicans were comparing Kerry's donning of the suit to Dukakas' tank driving episode from '88. The Republicans hope somehow this tarnishes Kerry's image. I really don't see how though.
#16 Jul 27 2004 at 2:18 AM Rating: Decent
I have no idea how this **** gets turned into news..... but anyway....

Bush: This guy is a major league *******

Cheney: Go **** yourself

Heinze-Kerry: shove it

Oh my ******* lord, she must be the devil incarnate.
#17 Jul 27 2004 at 4:34 AM Rating: Decent
Actually I found it rather amusing that this rich (and most likely cultured) woman would use a term that roughly translates to "stick it in your ***." And theres a difference between using **** and to innuendo that something be shoved into the **** cavity? Oh dear me, I don't see any difference. But this is the same, no matter how you want to scream about how they're completely different. The context differed? Really? Seems they both used it as an insult when some one was arguing.... Sounds about the same, except one is liberal, and one is conservative. Doesn't matter to me, I'll chuckle because this could be our new first lady, god forbid we get another Dolly Madison.
#18 Jul 27 2004 at 4:38 AM Rating: Decent
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Actually I found it rather amusing that this rich (and most likely cultured) woman would use a term that roughly translates to "stick it in your ***." And theres a difference between using @#%^ and to innuendo that something be shoved into the **** cavity? Oh dear me, I don't see any difference. But this is the same, no matter how you want to scream about how they're completely different. The context differed? Really? Seems they both used it as an insult when some one was arguing.... Sounds about the same, except one is liberal, and one is conservative. Doesn't matter to me, I'll chuckle because this could be our new first lady, god forbid we get another Dolly Madison.


Yeah, keep chuckling all the way to seeing her at the inauguration :) We'll all chuckle together. That crazy Teresa!
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#19 Jul 27 2004 at 4:51 AM Rating: Decent
I suppose you probably missed where I posted that I *am* voting for Kerry didn't you, jackass?

Edit: Sorry, forgot you were so busy having your head stuffed up your own pompous *** that you missed that didn't you? You're almost like some fanatical Right Wing nutcase with your "If you're not one of us" attitude. It's really amusing. Your hypocrisy knows no bounds does it Smash?

Edited, Tue Jul 27 05:56:45 2004 by AriesGhost
#20 Jul 27 2004 at 5:40 AM Rating: Default
Bush: This guy is a major league @#%^

Cheney: Go @#%^ yourself

Heinze-Kerry: shove it

Oh my @#%^ing lord, she must be the devil incarnate.


You forgot the 3-4 quotes from Kerry cursing from his website.

Nice job, too bad most internet "spinners" are too ignorant or stupid to understand that some people know all sides of an argument.

If someone curses, who cares.

There is no news conspiracy against Kerry, the news stations are focuses on liberal audiences. If you didn't know that, never post about an election ever again, and please take you ******* avatar down, because it just shows that we shouldn't listen to you.

Edited, Tue Jul 27 06:42:30 2004 by Dinav
#21 Jul 27 2004 at 8:27 AM Rating: Good
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I think that was the point.

Seriously, if I have to hear the Republicans saying "John F'ing Kerry" because he *gasp & swoon* swore in a Rolling Stone article during the primaries once more, I'll.. well, actually I'm sure to hear them drag that tired dog out again so I might as well resign myself to it.
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#22 Jul 27 2004 at 8:44 AM Rating: Default
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I suppose you probably missed where I posted that I *am* voting for Kerry didn't you, jackass?

Edit: Sorry, forgot you were so busy having your head stuffed up your own pompous *** that you missed that didn't you? You're almost like some fanatical Right Wing nutcase with your "If you're not one of us" attitude. It's really amusing. Your hypocrisy knows no bounds does it Smash?


At what point did I say you were voting for Bush or that you were a right wing nutcase?

Learn how to read.
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#23 Jul 27 2004 at 8:55 AM Rating: Good
The main story regarding teresa's "shove it" statement isn't that she said this but rather that she was caught in a bold faced lie. Thanks to cable news millions of people get a chance to see what type of people the kerrys are. On a side note there's a difference between cheney telling Leahy to go fuc*k off and teresa getting caught in a lie.

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#24 Jul 27 2004 at 9:06 AM Rating: Good
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After being repeatedly pestered to answer to a comment she didn't make, after stating that she never made that comment, I'd say "shove it" is considerably more civil than most people would be.

You know what this reminds me of? When Stok was going to wage his little campaign against Kerry and got as far as some Right Wing columnist's conspiracy theory and the fact that Kerry is Catholic before giving up. I guess when you can't try to drag a guy over the coals for his failings in the theatre of war, foreign relations, national security, civil liberties, the environment, church & state and the economy, you settle for waving your arms in the air when his wife says "Shove it".
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#25 Jul 27 2004 at 9:11 AM Rating: Good
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After being repeatedly pestered to answer to a comment she didn't make,


Ah but she did make the statement and they're playing it over and over on fox. Have you seen the video? You might want to read the whole story rather than just the dan rather talking points.

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#26 Jul 27 2004 at 9:17 AM Rating: Default
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Thanks to cable news millions of people get a chance to see what type of people the kerrys are.


The human being type?

Were you under the impression that there was a family involved in politics that chopped down cherry trees and then owned up to it?
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