Despite evidence on this forum that society has gone to the dogs, allow me to share a ray of sunshine with you.
If you think the days of tweed suits, briar pipes, sturdy footwear and giving up your seat for a young lady are dead and gone, click here.
(Obviously Patrician needs no advice in this quarter)
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"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Top notch, old bean!
Wot wot!
When I used to run an EQ guild oh so long ago I'd log in as one of the euro players and say "Jolly good!" etc.
When I used to run an EQ guild oh so long ago I'd log in as one of the euro players and say "Jolly good!" etc.
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Well we chaps are awaiting the next Everquest Summit to endeavour to civilise those boffins at Sony.
Obviously it would need to be in a more appropriate venue than the last one - a Gentleman's Club, or at the very least a nice Tea Parlour.
Our requests are quite simple:
New class: 'Upper Middle'
New Armour types - Tweed, stout walking shoes, Burberry and Doffable headgear
New stat: 'Good old fashioned Courtesy'
New con messages:
"So-and-so regards you as an all-round good egg. You could probably give him a ruddy good hiding" "So-and-so regards you as a cad and a boundah. Looks like he would thrash you within an inch of your life"
Oh, and replace the druid spell "Wake of Karana" with a nice, sensible brolly.
Obviously it would need to be in a more appropriate venue than the last one - a Gentleman's Club, or at the very least a nice Tea Parlour.
Our requests are quite simple:
New class: 'Upper Middle'
New Armour types - Tweed, stout walking shoes, Burberry and Doffable headgear
New stat: 'Good old fashioned Courtesy'
New con messages:
Oh, and replace the druid spell "Wake of Karana" with a nice, sensible brolly.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Hehehe, I've been co-oping this one for years.
But I still seem to look more like Nick Drake than some old Don.
But I still seem to look more like Nick Drake than some old Don.
When I first saw this thread I misread the topic as "How to get the clap".
Carry on mates.
Carry on mates.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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