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heh i have it at home but still havent tried it.....

sorry bruh...

maybe this weekend ill take the recipe with me when we go shopping....

This one?

Coach's Cookies

1/2 cup a$$hole
1/4 cup packed "I'm an Alla's Board Has-been" brand pubic hair
1/3 cup fertilizer
1 teaspoon no life
3 tablespoons anger
1 1/3 cups all-purpose sour grapes
1/4 cup $5 wine
1/4 cup miniature semisweet no friends and no guild
3 tablespoons sh1tty career move
1 (10 ounce) jar of black, seething hate

1) Preheat oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C). Line baking sheets with asexual mangina.
2) In a large bowl, cream the first four ingredients with your handy Failure at Life mixer and slowly add 1/3 cup of broken *****. Mix in the last five items, excluding the jar of hate.
3) Form the dough into 1 inch balls, so you think you're got a set after your wife emasculated you and roll in the black, seething hate. Place on the prepared cookie sheet, about 1 1/2 inches apart. Use your finger or thumb to press straight down into the center of each ball, making a hole for lonely tears. Neatly fill each cookie with a small amount of tears and menstrual drippings.
4) Bake in preheated oven for 13 to 15 minutes, or until cookies are just beginning to turn red from rage around the edges. Let cookies ***** before eating.

Or this one:

Mix into a bowl until slightly creamy. Do not whip it.

2 sticks of butter. (it must be butter, margarine changes the recipe)
1 cup of white sugar
1 cup of tightly packed brown sugar. (make it a full cup after it has been packed)
3 eggs
1 tablespoon vanilla (preferably real)

Now add in 3 cups of all purpose flour that has 1 teaspoon of salt and baking soda mixed in. Here is where it becomes subjective. If the dough is slightly wet or almost runny, add as much as 1/2 cup of flour to the dough for a total of 3 1/2 cups of flour.

Now mix in a 12 oz bag of chocolate chips.

Put large balls of dough on an ungreased cookie sheet with room to spread out. Set the oven to 375* It should take about 10 minutes for the cookies to bake on the middle rack, a little more (30 seconds) if your oven bakes cool, a bit less if it runs hot. Place the finished cookies on wire racks to cool.

Do NOT leave the cookies out overnight as they will dry out. Place them in a Tupperware container, or better yet, freeze them in ZipLock baggies (Debalic should have no trouble there unless he devours all the dough before they get made or has baggied his stash).

Totem

That'll get a response, I guaran-frickin'-tee you.

Totem

Ill post my moms recipe for bourbon balls tomarrow..

The no Bake ones...

Man you get tipsy just from makein them.....

Alright, this post has got to be the strangest post I have ever read. Nice job! I've seen bitter before, but I don't think they have a word for you Totem. ~grin~ Nice one. I'll be laughing about that for a while. I will have to read through it again after a couple glasses of saki has passed through my blood stream. I should be able to understand it a little better.

Oh, Geez. LOL! Totem, I am definetly going to keep an eye out for your posts. Ouch, I think the "H" key is stuck in my forehead. LOL! Teach me not to bang my head on my keyboard. Talking about a vocabulary! Keep up the good work Totem. LOL! There are some real characters in this forum!

Ok Tare you're cute, but the thought of any person pubes kind of makes my ill.........hope they were short to begin with, thats all I can say.

Edited, Thu Jul 22 17:22:10 2004 by FigNewton

Yeah the bear sitting in his puke will do.

Coo! Don't eat them all in one sitting, ya hear? (the dough is tasty too, isn't it?)

Totem