I just saw an campaign ad for a current senator in my state.
He's talking about saving all these GM jobs during his term. How his grandfather was one of the first people to buy a GM, and how he saved all these jobs. Well, low and behold the vehicle he's standing in front of during the ad, IS A FORD!
And then people wonder why nobody votes anymore. The main canidates that are out there are idiots.
I really don't care if your democrat or republican or green or whatever. Just at least have some ******* common sense!
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Hmmm..if that's the most idiotic thing this politician does to your state, consider yourself lucky.
Our premier, the head of the provincial government, showed up drunk to a homeless shelter and told the "bums to get jobs". And then he got elected for another term. Hoorah!
Our premier, the head of the provincial government, showed up drunk to a homeless shelter and told the "bums to get jobs". And then he got elected for another term. Hoorah!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
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And then he got elected for another term. Hoorah!
And that's the saddest part of all. Mine probably will be too.
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Our premier, the head of the provincial government, showed up drunk to a homeless shelter and told the "bums to get jobs".
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Geez, the democratic reps decided to head to New Mexico because the Republicans were changing the voting districts to benefit them. Something the democrat's did for years before the whole of Texas got smart and started voting in Republicans. I think I heard on the news that someone sent the democrats a care package with some bibs, rattles, and diapers. That fit nicely. ~grin~ Its no wonder I won't vote for a democrat even though I'm not a Republican.
Jophiel wrote:
]Is he the Canadian version of a Republican?
You got it, Joph. A drunken buffoon! Yay!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
See, Canada has its problems. It not just a really nice country to vacation in with really nice scenery (Glacier National Park). Lets not forget about the cool people too! I mean, wouldn't you love to use the word "aboot" instead of "about". eh! ~grin~
Don't make me smack you aboot the face.
Go Go Beaver Power!
HA!
Go Go Beaver Power!
HA!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
~grin~ Sorry, got stuck watching Canadian Bacon last night. Couldn't help myself. Its like that tree line cut between the US and Canadian border. ~grin~ First time I noticed that, I couldn't believe anyone was spending money to do it. I guess it makes it easier to keep an eye on people who are going across the border to buy cheaper prescription drugs.
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Jophiel wrote:
]Is he the Canadian version of a Republican?
You got it, Joph. A drunken buffoon! Yay!
So, kinda like Senator Kennedy?...
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
Or our own revered President. Yep.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
GWB is not a drunkard. He's a cokehead. Get your habits straight.
I think the main reason our politicians are idiots is that no DECENT person with any brains wants anything to do with political office. And if they delude themsleves into thinking they do, all it takes is one round with one of the filthy pigs inundating the system to disabuse them of the notion.
Everyone make a pledge. Kill a politician a day until you can't find one you WANT to draw a bead on. Jus shoot em; you don't have to tag em or clean em. God, who would want to eat one?
(besides Monica)
I think the main reason our politicians are idiots is that no DECENT person with any brains wants anything to do with political office. And if they delude themsleves into thinking they do, all it takes is one round with one of the filthy pigs inundating the system to disabuse them of the notion.
Everyone make a pledge. Kill a politician a day until you can't find one you WANT to draw a bead on. Jus shoot em; you don't have to tag em or clean em. God, who would want to eat one?
(besides Monica)
I suppose ONE nolo contendre to drunk driving doesn't make him a drunk. Doesn't make him a sober citizen either, though, does it?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
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As for the eating, politician-meat hot dogs + poor people = relief for food banks and poor people
I give regularly to food banks so nobody will HAVE to eat a politician.
Of course, today I gave them 500 cases of hamburger bun dough......
Senator-burger, anyone?
you buncha Plebes.
They're idiots because we elect idiots. They accurately reflect the electorate.
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