http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,10179536%255E13762,00.html
A ROMANIAN surgeon underwent a fit of madness while operating on a patient's ********* and instead cut off the man's ***** and sliced it into three pieces, hospital officials said.
Why three peices?
Snack size?
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Banned from operation for only two months? Who the hell will ever let him operate on them again? Those crazy Romanians.
There's a massive shortage of health workers in Romania.
Honestly.
Honestly.
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Snack size?
For you, maybe.
For you, maybe.
I was unaware you only ate whole penises or large peices.
Duly noted.
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Had a friend go to the Navel hospital for a Vasectomy. The Doc. screwed the pooch and cut something extra. Needless to say his soldier wouldn’t come to attention anymore lol. You should have seen the looks on the Hospital staffs face when he chewed them out. They then tried to tell him it was all in his head, but fixed it shortly later.
Was he doing this surgery all by himself? You would think someone in the room would have noticed he obviously missed.
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Lord xythex wrote:
Was he doing this surgery all by himself? You would think someone in the room would have noticed he obviously missed.
Perhaps they were making hors d'oeuvres ?
Edited, Tue Jul 20 12:31:44 2004 by CrimsonMagician
Maybe it's just me, but I'd probably also NOT be staring intently at he stooped over another man's crotch, working diligently.
Don't ever, ever argue with your surgeon before your procedure.
Holy BaJeebus! ...AND the WTF Award goes to.... Dr. Von WeinerSnipper.
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Maybe it's just me, but I'd probably also NOT be staring intently at he stooped over another man's crotch, working diligently.
I would hope that your view would be different if you were an attending doctor or nurse at my surgery :)
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Maybe he was Playing God...
Methamphetamines and surgery do not a good combination make.
Methamphetamines and surgery do not a good combination make.
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