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I iz dumb an lazy.

Yup, it's true, I must not only be dumb but amazingly lazy. I typed "United Nations" into google and it took emergency crews several hours to pull me out from under the wreckage. I still hurt from the kick to the balls UNICEF gave me.

I know some of you are quit good at mining the internet for information, I know some of you do it for work and I know some of you just like to look 1337 and important. Could ya help a brotha' out and help me find what I need?

I need to find information on the U.N's overall philosophy, it's mandate in reference to external and internal wars (conflict between nations and between groups within a nation), the reasons, as provided by the U.N. itself, for not having it's own standing army and a good list of what the heck all their agencys are and what their agency abbreviations stand for.

Help me out and I promise let you in on Totem's little secret.

http://www.un.org/aboutun/chart.html



The Security Council shall determine the existence of any threat to the peace, breach of the peace, or act of aggression and shall make recommendations, or decide what measures shall be taken in accordance with Articles 41 and 42, to maintain or restore international peace and security.

Article 39

I'd do more but I have to go deep into Virginia with Flea to visit one of her white friends. If we don't get lynched I'll be back later ;)

Nexa <- 1337 , 'cause she’s too important to look up and answer all my individual questions.

Queen Skeeter <- Wants to look important we all know Flea just uses you for the sex, there is no way she would let any of her friends know she knows you.

Totem <- Has a small peepee and is impotent. It's true, his doctor told him so.

Thanks for the help not that would turn my nose up to any more.

I thought you were going to post a secret?

Yeah, I think it's cute.

I call him "mini-me".