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#53 Jul 16 2004 at 1:54 PM Rating: Excellent
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Hmm....

Edited, Fri Jul 16 14:53:30 2004 by WarMaverick
#54 Jul 16 2004 at 1:55 PM Rating: Decent
Hmm....

Edited, Fri Jul 16 14:56:17 2004 by WarMaverick
#55 Jul 16 2004 at 1:58 PM Rating: Good
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Edited, Fri Jul 16 14:57:40 2004 by WarMaverick
#56 Jul 16 2004 at 2:43 PM Rating: Decent
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Hmm....

Edited, Fri Jul 16 14:57:40 2004 by WarMaverick

Edited, Fri Jul 16 15:43:54 2004 by Deathfromtheskies

Lol, damnit i messed it up.

Edited, Fri Jul 16 15:44:23 2004 by Deathfromtheskies
#57 Jul 19 2004 at 1:11 AM Rating: Decent
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Wow, I feel so special getting noticed, even though I've made so few posts (they must have been memorable for you!).

Why, just today I was thinking that posting here has grown tiresome and was planning to stop, now I have to stay a little while longer.
#58 Jul 19 2004 at 6:30 AM Rating: Good
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I think it may actually be a compliment to be called a "dumb a$$ noob"; at least it shows that I'm not overly wrapped up in a message board, which is nothing more than some space on a hard drive. You make me feel sad.

On the other hand people that spend time creating puppets and trolling message boards, following it up with vacant mirror-posts are a source of joy to all. Except their mothers and the baby Jesus, who I'm sure would cry with shame.

How sure are you that you're not "overly wrapped up" in a message board? We've all got the same sickness here, genius. Just because you're in the beginning stages doesn't mean you get to gloat about being healthy. If you really want to be 'better' than us, quit posting. No one here has been able to permanently leave. You could be the first.
#59 Jul 19 2004 at 6:44 AM Rating: Decent
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No one here has been able to permanently leave. You could be the first.


But then....that would make him a quitter, and no one likes quitters.... Or so they said in highschool.

Bah, addiction is addiction is addiction is.... Just because it swells up something besides you **** doesn't mean it's not as addictive as sex with 'loose women' or for those special ones among us 'loose boys.' We all know just how far ego gets us.... Thats why Al Gore *created* the "Internet," to give us all a place to feed our egos and look down on others.
#60 Jul 19 2004 at 8:13 AM Rating: Decent
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On the other hand people that spend time creating puppets and trolling message boards, following it up with vacant mirror-posts are a source of joy to all.



Ok, first off, I want to clarify that those posters who mimicked my posts are not me or a "sock puppet" of mine. I only have one account, and I'm not sure I even understand what the purpose of a sock puppet is.

Second, what exactly is trolling? I understood it to mean that you go around, just posting flames on every single thing you can find. If I am correct, then I am not a troll. I only respond to flames directed at me, I don't begin them.

Then again, you may not have directed any of your comments towards me, but it sure seemed like it.
#61 Jul 19 2004 at 12:11 PM Rating: Decent
Death, you're a godda[/i]mned pu[i]ssy.

Edited, Mon Jul 19 13:12:24 2004 by pickleprince
#62 Jul 19 2004 at 12:16 PM Rating: Decent
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Death, you're a goddamned *****.


How so?
#63 Jul 19 2004 at 2:29 PM Rating: Decent
Ah yes, the sensibility of posting in ones territorial cat hole, so to speak, is a tale that spans many generations while at the same time being convoluted and rambling. One sensible enough to realize the dangers of this uncharted territory quickly realize the predators that are stalking them and evacuate the area.

One would say it is also most sensible to pick up ones trash, walk out the back door, and drop it in the dust bin. But not I... Oh no not I. I will concoct the most elaborate trash removal system any suburban home has ever seen. Running on a mixture of solar, coal, and cold fission, this devise will replace any and all other forms of trash removal. First it will extract the trash from the receptacle where it shall be placed along a conveyor belt that moves the trash out the front door where it is conveniently hoisted above the house via pulleys. The trash will then begin its journey to the dumpster enclosed in a midsized tram-car to the back of the house to be soundly dropped in the dumpster.

Yes it’s Glorious. I will rise up in this message board as my waste removal system will rise into every suburban home in America. And as I laugh maniacally from my mountain of Enlightened posts I will bestow the ultimate gift of trash removal to my army of sock puppets.
#64 Jul 19 2004 at 2:38 PM Rating: Good
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Wtf? Is Rube Goldberg posting here now?

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#65 Jul 19 2004 at 2:39 PM Rating: Decent
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Wtf? Is Rube Goldberg posting here now?


Either that or Dr. Seuss has lost his rhyming powers.
#66 Jul 19 2004 at 3:22 PM Rating: Excellent
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Rube Goldberg could make anything work. He was like macguyver, only with 88 trillion pointless extra steps! what could be better than that!

bah, who turns on a lightbulb these days without their monkeystartled by hamster treadmil driven fan propelled sailboat in a raingutter carrying a match to light the firework that fires up and hits the gong that startles the rat that runs towards the cheese causing the cat tied to the lightswitch cird to chase after it and turn ont he light device anyways?
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