/sighFollow

I've always been very lighthearted and easy going here, I've told countless people that they suck and up until now it was all in jest.

Today I realize I have to be brutally honest, even though the people I'll be mentioning are probably too dense to see my words as the truth, they'll no doubt complain about my posts, rate me down, and continue to post their worthless ****.

Regardless, I feel this must be said.

The following posters are dragging the forum down, way, way down into the dumps, making it very hard for anybody with at least some literary knowledge to post something amusing. How are they doing this? It's obvious, read the recent threads. Up until today I've always been able to log onto the forum and find at least one new thread that I wouldn't mind contributing to. That is not the case today. Today the threads have left me very torpid, a feeling I'm sure I've caused to posters in the past.

I'm really not sure what to do, for the longest time it was I that made ****** posts that would cause old time posters to log on, see that I'm trolling again, then log off with out posting anything. (well, except for Smash and Gbaji, they have mastered the skill of ignoring me)

Deathfromtheskies, NinjaThiefAllTheWay, Altaramere, Jindo, CrimsonMagician, pickleprince(as of late), krogsbrew and countless other dumb *** noobs are bombarding this forum with complete and utter schlock.

Please, please look at this as a message from a concerned poster, instead of an opportunity to try to defend yourselves and prove my exact point.

You are all really, really sucky, and I hope you heed my advice and restrain from posting unless it's something above what you'd see in the FFXI forum.




Edited, Thu Jul 15 16:47:03 2004 by Skeeter

Yay, I got mentioned in a list finally!

Edited, Thu Jul 15 17:01:02 2004 by pickleprince

Damnit, I hate it when I agree with Skeet. I'm sure I'm part of the problem, but damn. At least I'm semi-literate and I'm reasonably sure I amuse someone other than myself when I post.

Please, listen to the gender confused guy with the disturbing icon and try not to suck so bad.


Ya don't think he meant this do ya?

\Tor"pid\, n. [Slang, Oxford University, Eng.] 1. An inferior racing boat, or one who rows in such a boat.

Love me some dictionary.com

Sheesh, I'll try a little harder then, Skeet. Get off my back, would ya?

Schnert!

I take it I'm one of the I'll go back to the FFXI forums...

All this time and I thought I'd never get noticed. I've tried several approaches. The flame, the intellectual, the one liner, the d!ck and fart, the outright stupid, the fight picking, the cicle jerking, the GFY, the FTFY, the agreeing with an established poster, and finally you have made it all worth while.

Thanks Skeeter

Your friend,

Crimsonmagician

I have a way of taking a thread that may have been made in jest and torqing it all out of shape either as a shameless flame or ridiculously long diatribe that eventually spirals down into a fart joke by those who dont understand the bigger words. If I just skipped right to making the fart joke myself it would save everyone allot of reading.

No dude! Just let him go, just let em go...

You suck.

Now Tare, don't take it that way. You know Skeet wouldn't be on your back.. You're pregnant! He'd be in front of you, checking out your boobs.

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Edited, Aug 6th 2008 5:45am by NinjaThiefAllTheWay

First of all, RACK you Flea for beating me to the obvious innuendo joke.

Secondly, I whole-heartedly agree with the jist of what Sxkeet is saying. For the past few days, I've logged on only to find that I don't even want to open any of the threads. The ones that I do open are filled with literary ***** consiting of "You suck", "No, you do" kind of banter. At least make the effort to put forth a well-thought out opinion.

This is why all the old-timers have gone into trolling, and dammit, I'm starting to adapt their behavior! You gotta help us help you.

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