Alright, now as your father has probably already told you, My name is Matt Foley, and I'm a motivational speaker...I'm going to start by making a brief synopsis of what my life is all about. I am 35 years old....Divorced...THRICE...and I live in a van...down...by..the River!!!! oh god, I can deffinately conclude that the Matt Foley sketches done by Chris Farley are by far the funniest SNL sketches EVER!!! Hands down!