WASHINGTON (Reuters) - ...Asked last week how he thought Edwards stacked up against Cheney, President Bush said, "**** Cheney can be president."
As if there were not enough reasons to make ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN that Bush is not re-elected...
Edited, Wed Jul 14 11:58:08 2004 by Mikeinsb
This is funny - the Forum censor doesn't like Cheney either!!!
Edited, Wed Jul 14 11:59:25 2004 by Mikeinsb
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**** Cheney can be presidentFollow
He orrignally said "Di[b][/b]ck Cheney is president" but then they explained the situation to him.
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What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
I am still voting Bush considering his opponent.
Edited, Wed Jul 14 15:46:07 2004 by Pulseczar
Edited, Wed Jul 14 15:46:07 2004 by Pulseczar
I am still voting Bush considering his opponent.
Really? Which lie about Kerry convinced you?
I'm honestly curious. Which complete falsehood did you swallow like a two dollar ***** blowing George Bush?
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I'm honestly curious.
Has anyone else noticed that Smash says this before every ************* he gives around here?
I'm honestly curious = bring it, beeatch.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
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I'm honestly curious. Which complete falsehood did you swallow like a two dollar ***** blowing George Bush?
I'm voting Kerry, only becuase he's less of a crook then Bush is.
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I'm voting Kerry, only becuase he's less of a crook then Bush is.
So he's a crook but you still vote for him, as if there is no alternative, what about spearheading a revoloution and ceasing the means of production? Honestly, some people.
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President Bush said, "@#%^ Cheney can be president."
This really doesn't mean much coming from a man that isn't qualified to lead a troop of boy scouts.
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I'm voting Kerry, only becuase he's less of a crook then Bush is.
So he's a crook but you still vote for him, as if there is no alternative, what about spearheading a revoloution and ceasing the means of production? Honestly, some people.
The problem with our current political system is that in order to run for president and obtain the financial backing necessary, you must be a politician. And since I'm coming from the assumption that "politician = liar" (if they were honest, they'd alienate too many people to get elected), this means we'll always have a liar for president.
Solution? Reinstate the draft! That is, draft the next president.
Four month terms for President, decided by random lottery of all citizens :)
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Mikeinsb wrote:
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - ...Asked last week how he thought Edwards stacked up against Cheney, President Bush said, "**** Cheney can be president."
As if there were not enough reasons to make ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN that Bush is not re-elected...
Edited, Wed Jul 14 11:58:08 2004 by Mikeinsb
This is funny - the Forum censor doesn't like Cheney either!!!
Edited, Wed Jul 14 11:59:25 2004 by Mikeinsb
As if there were not enough reasons to make ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN that Bush is not re-elected...
Edited, Wed Jul 14 11:58:08 2004 by Mikeinsb
This is funny - the Forum censor doesn't like Cheney either!!!
Edited, Wed Jul 14 11:59:25 2004 by Mikeinsb
The funny part is, by Slamming Edwards, Bush slams himself. Edwards has about the same amount of political experience Bush had back in 2000.
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