What are yours?
I can't go to bed without a bottle or glass of cold water on the nightstand.
I can't go number 2 without some sort of reading material.
I don't like being stopped on a bridge, but only on ones that are over the interstate. Ones that are over water don't bother me.
I have to wear an undershirt.
I cannot go to bed with my teeth unbrushed.
I can't eat pizza without some ranch dressing to dip it in.
What are yours?
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I can't become aware of one's foibles and ignore the urge to mock them.
I like to dump whatever glass of liquid is on someone's nightstand in their ear while they sleep.
I like stealing all the magazines from people's bathrooms.
I like to pull out my siren and make people pull over on bridges. Then throw them off.
I go to laundrymats and steal people's undershirts.
I sneak into people's bathrooms and clean my **** with their toothbrush.
While doing the above, I add a little "special sauce" to the ranch dressing and mayonaise in folks' refridgerators.
That's about it.
I like stealing all the magazines from people's bathrooms.
I like to pull out my siren and make people pull over on bridges. Then throw them off.
I go to laundrymats and steal people's undershirts.
I sneak into people's bathrooms and clean my **** with their toothbrush.
While doing the above, I add a little "special sauce" to the ranch dressing and mayonaise in folks' refridgerators.
That's about it.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
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I like to dump whatever glass of liquid is on someone's nightstand in their ear while they sleep.
I like stealing all the magazines from people's bathrooms.
I like to pull out my siren and make people pull over on bridges. Then throw them off.
I go to laundrymats and steal people's undershirts.
I sneak into people's bathrooms and clean my **** with their toothbrush.
While doing the above, I add a little "special sauce" to the ranch dressing and mayonaise in folks' refridgerators.
That's about it.
I like stealing all the magazines from people's bathrooms.
I like to pull out my siren and make people pull over on bridges. Then throw them off.
I go to laundrymats and steal people's undershirts.
I sneak into people's bathrooms and clean my **** with their toothbrush.
While doing the above, I add a little "special sauce" to the ranch dressing and mayonaise in folks' refridgerators.
That's about it.
You forgot:
I still haven't graduated from 3rd grade because I'm mentally retarded.....and I like it.
That's not an idiosyncrasy. It's a statement of fact. An untrue statement, but statement nonetheless.
It's 5th grade dammit.
It's 5th grade dammit.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
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That's not an idiosyncrasy. It's a statement of fact. An untrue statement, but statement nonetheless.
It's 5th grade dammit.
It's 5th grade dammit.
hence the....and I like it, meaning you are doing it intentionally, of course no you're right you really are mentally challenged. Sorry my fault.
/sigh
Sarcasm is so hard to portray in written communication.
Sarcasm is so hard to portray in written communication.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
I can't wipe my *** in a public bathroom unless I have some piece and quiet.
I have to wipe my *** many many times. More than any other person I know.
I have to spend at least 5 minutes every time I poo, because you shouldn't rush mother nature. It can be bad for you I think.
I have to use my blinker in my car no matter what, even if there's no one around.
I have to check my blindspot even though no one is around.
When I do the dishes, I have to wash them evenly, on each side that is, as much as the side that had food on it.
I have to hate people like ariesghost.
I have to wipe my *** many many times. More than any other person I know.
I have to spend at least 5 minutes every time I poo, because you shouldn't rush mother nature. It can be bad for you I think.
I have to use my blinker in my car no matter what, even if there's no one around.
I have to check my blindspot even though no one is around.
When I do the dishes, I have to wash them evenly, on each side that is, as much as the side that had food on it.
I have to hate people like ariesghost.
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/sigh
Sarcasm is so hard to portray in written communication.
Sarcasm is so hard to portray in written communication.
As if anything but insults and sarcasm exist here. Thank you for the clarification though.
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