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Not you, Tare. From you, I want to hear Spanish spoken in a husky, come *** me voice.
Okay.
Tu boca sabe a zapatilla vieja.
Por favor saca las naranjas de tus pantalones.
Tus puños son como los de un bebé recién nacido.
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Okay.
Tu boca sabe a zapatilla vieja.
Por favor saca las naranjas de tus pantalones.
Tus puños son como los de un bebé recién nacido.
What did you say Flea?
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Sucez mon quester de boules jamais
too bad the french translator I have is horrible.
This says "never suck my quester balls."
Instead of "suck my balls ever quester"
too bad the french translator I have is horrible.
This says "never suck my quester balls."
Instead of "suck my balls ever quester"
That would be, "sucez mon boules." Never played Everquest, but I find it prudent to know how to say "balls" in as many languages as possible.
That's too bad, there goes my whole ball sucking ever quest player argument. WHat game did you play then?
For some reason that didn't do it for me. No wonder Skeet is such a f'ker his woman is crazy.
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That's too bad, there goes my whole ball sucking ever quest player argument. WHat game did you play then?
The usual female mind kind.
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For some reason that didn't do it for me. No wonder Skeet is such a f'ker his woman is crazy.
Or you like boys. If you would have listened to me say it, you'd be handing me your wallet and calling me "Mami."
Kick ***... three Karma Kampers! I can keep them in a HabiTrail! Maybe try to breed them....
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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Or you like boys. If you would have listened to me say it, you'd be handing me your wallet and calling me "Mami."
The later is possible, I'm a sucker for a woman with a sexy voice. Although I have never needed to pay for it. Wait a minute are you saying that is how... come on now... nooooo... really?
Really. According to my #1 customer Skeeter, I have a voice like Helen Hunt. The vibrations alone are worth my fee.
Edited, Tue Jul 13 20:39:21 2004 by Atomicflea
Edited, Tue Jul 13 20:39:21 2004 by Atomicflea
Princess Atomicflea wrote:
Tu boca sabe a zapatilla vieja.
Por favor saca las naranjas de tus pantalones.
Tus puños son como los de un bebé recién nacido.
Por favor saca las naranjas de tus pantalones.
Tus puños son como los de un bebé recién nacido.
Your mouth knows a small old shoe.
Please clean the oranges in your pants.
Your nuts are comparable to... some kind of drink.
Ha! And I only took two semesters of Spanish in college to know all that. I suddenly feel that my tuition is being futely wasted.
Edit: Now I realize why it was so hard to translate: Flea kept changing verb tenses in mid-sentence. Shame on you, Flea.
Twiztid
Edited, Tue Jul 13 20:43:54 2004 by TwiztidSamurai
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
I think it's says your nuts are the size of a newborn baby's. It might be fists are the size of a newborn baby's.
Edited, Tue Jul 13 20:45:26 2004 by CrimsonMagician
Edited, Tue Jul 13 20:45:26 2004 by CrimsonMagician
Not quite accurate. Anyone out there with THREE semesters?
I'm absolutely sure of the second translation. But you didn't have to change from the second-person to formal third-person in mid-sentence, did you? That just made it confusing.
Twiztid
Twiztid
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/?t=archives&date=2004-06-18
Poor Halle Berry, you're a cruel man Twiztid.
Poor Halle Berry, you're a cruel man Twiztid.
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Por favor saca las naranjas de tus pantalones.
Both second person, 'tu'. 'Tus' is because pants is plural.
Please remove the oranges from your pants.
Edited, Tue Jul 13 20:49:46 2004 by Atomicflea
D'oh.
Sacar != Llavar.
And upon further review, I finally see the object of the verb. They must teach you how to read Spanish *well* in that third semester.
Twiztid
Edited, Tue Jul 13 20:52:12 2004 by TwiztidSamurai
Sacar != Llavar.
And upon further review, I finally see the object of the verb. They must teach you how to read Spanish *well* in that third semester.
Twiztid
Edited, Tue Jul 13 20:52:12 2004 by TwiztidSamurai
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
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Vos mains sont sensibles, et petites.
Cette grenouille goûte comme le poulet.
Les gens qui jouent L'Imagination Finale sont des chapeaus d'âne.
Cette grenouille goûte comme le poulet.
Les gens qui jouent L'Imagination Finale sont des chapeaus d'âne.
Your hands are sensitive and small.
The frog tastes like chicken.
People who play Final Fantasy are asshats.
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Edit: Now I realize why it was so hard to translate: Flea kept changing verb tenses in mid-sentence. Shame on you, Flea.
I see blaming your failures on others is a way of life for you. I'll be the first to say that my French is sketchy, but my Español is flawless. Note #5.
I have many.
I think I've gone down .03 points in the past month or so.
I think I've gone down .03 points in the past month or so.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
I'm confused, why is my name mentioned in this thread?
Now stop ******* up searches for my name.
Now stop ******* up searches for my name.
You're name is mentioned because we were talking about posters with no life whom were lame enough to make a sockpuppet to ratestalk another poster.
Don't say you've forgotten Mrensnine?
A lot of good it did you, loser.
Don't say you've forgotten Mrensnine?
A lot of good it did you, loser.
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I'm confused, why is my name mentioned in this thread?
Now stop @#%^ing up searches for my name.
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Best sight on the internet
Now stop @#%^ing up searches for my name.
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Best sight on the internet
Go back to your wild ride, Mr. Toad. No one cares.
Oh, and it's spelled "site". The best "sight" on the internet was your back as you left this forum.
I never even used that puppet to rate you, or anyone else.
I don't even think I created that puppet to specifically rate you at all (Maybe I did, I can never remember the insignificant players names)
But hey if you think that is any indication of some way to boost your ego enjoy the gift, it is apparent you have no other influences to pad your ego if this is so significant that you have to bring it up 6 months later.
Wow one Puppet I made 6 months ago is still being brought up 6 months after his creation having only made 1 non-spamming post. That kind of gives me a big head :)
I don't even think I created that puppet to specifically rate you at all (Maybe I did, I can never remember the insignificant players names)
But hey if you think that is any indication of some way to boost your ego enjoy the gift, it is apparent you have no other influences to pad your ego if this is so significant that you have to bring it up 6 months later.
Wow one Puppet I made 6 months ago is still being brought up 6 months after his creation having only made 1 non-spamming post. That kind of gives me a big head :)
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That kind of gives me a big head :)
Man, I saw your picture. You already have a big head, Shrek.
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I never even used that puppet to rate you, or anyone else.
I don't even think I created that puppet to specifically rate you at all (Maybe I did, I can never remember the insignificant players names)
I don't even think I created that puppet to specifically rate you at all (Maybe I did, I can never remember the insignificant players names)
Ahem, are you sure it's just your legs that are inoperable?
When I asked why a MrensNine showed up on a thread, you responded:
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@#%^!!
Thats one of my loyal sockpuppets, I was spamming EQ2 forum to get enough posts so I could rate you. I guess I forgot to log him out before posting.
I gave up when MrensTwo through MrensEight were banned before they even got to post.
Thats one of my loyal sockpuppets, I was spamming EQ2 forum to get enough posts so I could rate you. I guess I forgot to log him out before posting.
I gave up when MrensTwo through MrensEight were banned before they even got to post.
Found here.
That search feature is a very handy tool, eh gimpy?
Edited, Fri Jul 23 20:48:24 2004 by Skeeter
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