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#27 Jul 13 2004 at 7:30 PM Rating: Decent
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Start laughing at them, when they ask why:



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I'm just picturing you trying to pick up your teeth with a broken arm.
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this is possibly the best one on here, but there wasnt exaclty much competition
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#28 Jul 14 2004 at 4:40 AM Rating: Decent
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Being big, I've had to come up with some good comebacks to fat jokes.

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I wouldn't be so fat if your father would quit making me sandwiches every time I fu[i][/i]ck him.


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I'm not fat, I'm pregnent with a baby elephant. Want to see the trunk?


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I can lose my fat. You can't lose your stupid.


Of course, my best comeback has always been just a good ole steel-toed boot to the nads. That shuts 'em up.
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#29 Jul 14 2004 at 7:54 AM Rating: Good
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So, Legoli... is that more than one Legolas?
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