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Least I'm not as gay as you!..gay guy!
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One funny comeback I remember was when a person called this other guy gay.The guy says
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.Was pretty funny to me...
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Thanks for proving my point for me, Corky. It's a shame they canceled your series, by the way.
I didn't get that one....
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Keep this crap in OOT dolt.
Thief
Edited, Mon Jul 12 21:36:49 2004 by NaRgAr
This guy told me to put it in the Asylum to get more replies, so i did.
It is in OOT as well.
It is in OOT as well.
well i think the best comebacks are a little vulgar most of the time.. and if a few select people actually join in, i'm sure it will get messy.
A good comeback to MotherF*cker is ...
Get your mom off the corner and I wouldn't be.
That always gets the attention of people, then they get mad and say they want to kill you.
Get your mom off the corner and I wouldn't be.
That always gets the attention of people, then they get mad and say they want to kill you.
That was a nice one NaRgAr! Let me think of another one...
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Dammit,I can't think of another one!! I'll be back!!
Claustrofu*k
EDIT: Missed a letter. I suck at spelling.
Edited, Mon Jul 12 21:57:32 2004 by Altaramere
EDIT: Missed a letter. I suck at spelling.
Edited, Mon Jul 12 21:57:32 2004 by Altaramere
I know, when people start something with you, just say your a Leper and its contagious.
When someone is angry with you just simply say,
Did you have a bowl of instant carnation jacka$$ today?
Did you have a bowl of instant carnation jacka$$ today?
Leper isn't that Contagious... Comeback to it is.... My pet leapord is gonna come here and make it contagious!
(That one was a stupid comeback though..)
(That one was a stupid comeback though..)
Your mother.
Or in place of that, if you know ther name of the person's mother, yell out: i.e. "Ohh Marion, Marion! Ohh!!!"
Or in place of that, if you know ther name of the person's mother, yell out: i.e. "Ohh Marion, Marion! Ohh!!!"
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You eat pieces of sh*t for breakfast??
Taeldar for a womam you act alot lot a guy, you seem like one of the cool dudes I hang out with then some girl.
So basically I'm saying your one cool chic or your just a guy posting as a chic, or a guys sockpuppet of someones trying to post as a chic so it wont be so obvious your a sockpuppet.
You want come on your back?
You sick pig.
I couldn't resist.
You sick pig.
I couldn't resist.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Ok thats cool, sorry to doubt you.
Happy Gilmore....... good movie.
Happy Gilmore....... good movie.
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I'm gonaa hurt you so bad your gonna wish your dad's condom didn't burst!
I laughed my *** off when I heard that one
Edited, Tue Jul 13 01:23:12 2004 by FenixTheMithra
"If I wanted your opinion, I'd take my d*ck outta your mouth"
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A good comeback to MotherF*cker is ...
Get your mom off the corner and I wouldn't be.
Get your mom off the corner and I wouldn't be.
witty, i had to think about it, it has so many meaning, where do you hear these things? That really was intellectual humor at its best.
Start laughing at them, when they ask why:
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I'm just picturing you trying to pick up your teeth with a broken arm.
My favorite thing to do is to look at them with a puzzled expression and say, 'Huh?' After they repeat themselves, 'What?'
With each repitition of their statement, I just give them the same puzzled expression and make aother sound indicating that they are not speaking a language I understand.
It's really fun. Especially if at least one other person knows what you're doing. I work in a warehouse and do this to people all the time. A few have caught on and don't bother me any more. The rest of them are good for a few chuckles.
With each repitition of their statement, I just give them the same puzzled expression and make aother sound indicating that they are not speaking a language I understand.
It's really fun. Especially if at least one other person knows what you're doing. I work in a warehouse and do this to people all the time. A few have caught on and don't bother me any more. The rest of them are good for a few chuckles.
These all suck. Just sayin'.
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