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#1 Jul 12 2004 at 3:36 PM Rating: Decent
What would be your most delicious, decidant (sp?) meal from appetizer to dessert? You can use courses that already exist from restaurants.

For me, I'd start off with a virgin strawberry daquiri (or if it was legal, a regular one) and these stuffed jalepenos called Rat Toes from Razoos. Then I'd like one of those chef's salads with asparagus, turkey, ham, grated pepperjack, yellow tomatoes, and good old ranch dressing. For a main course I'd want this thing from Johnny Carino's, the spicy shrimp and chicken, that **** is teh r0x0rr. For dessert I'll take key lime pie with some vanilla ice cream and hot fudge.

**** now I'm hungry...anyone else's?
#2 Jul 12 2004 at 3:38 PM Rating: Good
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Take it to the OOT. I think you'll be fascinated by the heated "Who puts Ice in Milk" discussion going on over there.
#3 Jul 12 2004 at 3:38 PM Rating: Good
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And while we're at it...

Who is your favorite Spice Girl?

What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Is the glass half full or half empty?

Do tell, sistahs!

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#4 Jul 12 2004 at 3:38 PM Rating: Decent
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I'd start with your still beating heart, on ice.
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#5 Jul 12 2004 at 3:40 PM Rating: Decent
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For me, I'd start off with a virgin strawberry daquiri (or if it was legal, a regular one) and these stuffed jalepenos called Rat Toes from Razoos. Then I'd like one of those chef's salads with asparagus, turkey, ham, grated pepperjack, yellow tomatoes, and good old ranch dressing. For a main course I'd want this thing from Johnny Carino's, the spicy shrimp and chicken, that sh*t is teh r0x0rr. For dessert I'll take key lime pie with some vanilla ice cream and hot fudge.


Amateur.

This is food.

http://www.frenchlaundry.com/
#6 Jul 12 2004 at 3:40 PM Rating: Default
I'm a big fan of fish fries....hook up with some buddies down in naw lens get a fresh batch of crawfish, shrimp, even throw in some lobster...man now that's good eating. I like to pull off the heads and suck the juice mmmmmm

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#7 Jul 12 2004 at 3:43 PM Rating: Good
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This is food.

http://www.frenchlaundry.com/

I worked there for all of two weeks in '95. That was back when it didn't take an act of Bob to get a table.
#8 Jul 12 2004 at 3:45 PM Rating: Decent
Moebius, you are my new hero.

Why so short of a stay?
#9 Jul 12 2004 at 5:34 PM Rating: Decent
I'd start with your still beating heart, on ice.

I'd cook that. If you've ever seen/read The Last Picture Show, well, you don't know in what manner he's come into contact with the bovine species.
#10 Jul 12 2004 at 5:52 PM Rating: Decent
Crap I thought you said equine at first...dammit, I'd better get ready for a huge rate down.

Edited, Mon Jul 12 18:52:52 2004 by RadekDeLoku

Edited, Mon Jul 12 18:59:08 2004 by RadekDeLoku
#11 Jul 12 2004 at 5:55 PM Rating: Excellent
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By contact, do you mean beastiality? You sick little c'unt *****.

I prefer cows.

Edit: Why the hell is the censor thing even here??

Edited, Mon Jul 12 18:52:52 2004 by RadekDeLoku


The asylum is the only place that you getting around the filters is tolerated. The filter system is just applied to the forum system as a whole, as all of the forums use the same system. I dunno if it's possible to take it off of only one of them, but that's why it's here. You have to play nice in every other forum or you get edited.
#12 Jul 12 2004 at 6:07 PM Rating: Good
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Any else notice that a food is better if someone else prepares it, especially sandwiches?
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#13 Jul 12 2004 at 6:09 PM Rating: Decent
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Any else notice that a food is better if someone else prepares it, especially sandwiches?


Maybe it has something to do with coming into contact with the food before eating it. Some olfactory desensitizing....

Or maybe everyone just makes a better sammich than you. ;)
#14 Jul 12 2004 at 6:10 PM Rating: Decent
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Any else notice that a food is better if someone else prepares it, especially sandwiches?


Assuming they wash their hands, of course.
#15 Jul 12 2004 at 8:14 PM Rating: Decent
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Any else notice that a food is better if someone else prepares it, especially sandwiches?


Perhaps it's because you know that you were sitting on your *** doing absolutely nothing while other people were working to make something for you.
#16 Jul 12 2004 at 8:27 PM Rating: Default
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Some olfactory desensitizing....


hmm. I like that. I'll take it. Been wonderin' that one.

#17 Jul 12 2004 at 9:15 PM Rating: Good
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Why so short of a stay?

I got fired. I took a long weekend at Tahoe that was supposed to be 12 hours. Once enough of my blood was free enough of chemical enhancement to make the drive home, I had far exceeded the good graces of anyone in the restaurant.

The only place in the valley I ever wanted to work at that wouldn't give me the chance was Auberge du Soleil. One of the last interview questions with the resort's food and beverage manager was "We sell basically the same Prima vera [your other job] does today for 4 times the price. How do you make it worth it?" I can't recall my answer, but I was just shocked. I had never been in a place before where dinner for two would cost you 5 bills with a cheap bottle of wine.
#18 Jul 12 2004 at 9:24 PM Rating: Default
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Dog **** sammich.
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