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#177 Jan 06 2005 at 7:31 AM Rating: Decent
Moldmaster wrote:
Ok 2 I have 2 movies ,

1.) Beyond the Valley of the Dolls


Yes, that sucked.

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2.) Under Siege 2


I kind of liked that. The villians were very good in it. And wasn't Colm Meaney one of the villians? Colm Meaney rocks. I like Colm Meaney.

My picks, some already mentioned: Volcano, Highlander 2, The Exorcist 2, Lethal Weapon 3, Solaris, and most Julia Roberts movies. She sucks. Most boring movie: American Beauty, only flick I've ever fallen asleep watching. Why oh why did this middle-class/teen angst-ridden POS ever win an award? The horror.

I noticed someone bashing Dolph Lundgren. Stop it! He's an underrated actor, just watch Army of One, Showdown in Little Tokyo, Men of War, or Jill the Ripper. Lundgren can act!
#178 Jan 06 2005 at 1:20 PM Rating: Decent
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Eye of the Beholder.


I thought this movie was pretty good until the ending. This movie had the worst ending that I have ever seen on any movie in the history of movies.

That ending alone made the movie blow.
#179 Jan 06 2005 at 1:20 PM Rating: Decent
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Eye of the Beholder.


I thought this movie was pretty good until the ending. This movie had the worst ending that I have ever seen on any movie in the history of movies.

That ending alone made the movie blow.
#180 Jan 06 2005 at 1:37 PM Rating: Good
I was gonna post in this a few days ago, but held back.

Now I really do need to put emphasis on what a few people have mentioned.

"Plan 9 From Outer Space", as some have pointed out, was "officially" identified as the Worst Movie Ever Made. (Though I don't recall the specifics of who knighted it so)

For those who are unfamiliar with it
The film and it's director are SO well known for their utter crapulence, they spawned a somewhat recent big time Holywood movie directed by Tim Burton.
Yep, "Ed Wood" is about the director of Plan 9, and it's filming.

I mean seriously, with a plot synopses that roughly consists of:
"Aliens attempt to conquer Earth by bringing movie monsters to life"
How can this NOT be the worst film ever? It's so bad it's a cult classic!
Plus, Bela Lugosi died halfway through filming it, and to cover up the fact, the remaining scenes involving Dracula were shot with an actor covering the lower half of his face with his cape.

I apologize if anyone lost I.Q. points from my Idiot Savantism here....
#182 Jan 06 2005 at 6:50 PM Rating: Decent
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What did you not like about face off?

I dont even understand that one
#183 Jan 06 2005 at 7:31 PM Rating: Decent
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What did you not like about face off?

I dont even understand that one


I gotta go with you on this one. What was bad about Face/off? It was a pretty good movie. I liked it.
#184 Jan 06 2005 at 8:05 PM Rating: Decent
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Palpitus wrote:

My picks, some already mentioned: Volcano, Highlander 2, The Exorcist 2, Lethal Weapon 3, Solaris, and most Julia Roberts movies.


Just like to point out that there's a film in that list that doesn't actually exist.
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#185 Jan 06 2005 at 9:14 PM Rating: Good
gbaji wrote:
Palpitus wrote:

My picks, some already mentioned: Volcano, Highlander 2, The Exorcist 2, Lethal Weapon 3, Solaris, and most Julia Roberts movies.


Just like to point out that there's a film in that list that doesn't actually exist.


A-fu[b][/b]cking-men to that!
#186 Jan 06 2005 at 11:32 PM Rating: Decent
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Palpitus wrote:
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My picks, some already mentioned: Volcano, Highlander 2, The Exorcist 2, Lethal Weapon 3, Solaris, and most Julia Roberts movies.
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Just like to point out that there's a film in that list that doesn't actually exist

You're right it's Higlander II: The Quickening... don't believe check out this link... the movie sucked ballz as well
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102034/?fr=c2l0ZT1kZnxteD0yMHxzZz0xfGxtPTIwMHx0dD1vbnxwbj0wfHE9aGlnaGxhbmRlcnxodG1sPTF8bm09b24_;fc=4;ft=22;fm=1
#187 Jan 07 2005 at 1:34 AM Rating: Good
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Man, I like Zardoz. I own Zardoz. It's such a wacky train wreck of random stuff that you can't not like it.

As far as bad-yet-good movies go ('cause that's how I see Zardoz), I have one I bet no one here has seen. It's one that you'd either love (I do) or hate (my husband couldn't even finish it).

The Item.

I swear, the budget for that film was like, five bucks and a bag of cheetos. It features ninja drag queens, criminals, a co[b][/b]ck monkey, and an Asian chick. When people are "running," it looks like they're on skateboards. They probably were.

It rocks. From what I've read in this thread, you'd probably all hate it. Smiley: tongue
#188 Jan 13 2005 at 5:42 PM Rating: Good
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Agreed. Besides it had the principle from Ferris Bueller in it.


Yes, Jeffery Jones, who was arrested a few years ago for having a HUGE kiddie **** gallery in his house.

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Ok, Hackers isn't that bad. I guess it falls into the "so bad it's funny" category. It's sort of like watching a bunch of AOL kiddies type in all caps and pretend that they're "1337" hackers because they can run a script of which they have no real understanding and that someone else wrote.


Ugh... tell me about it. A full length move about script kiddies. I think they forgot that 'hackers' know how to break into things, while 'crackers' actually do it. Big difference between white hat and black hat geeks.

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Eyes Wide Shut - It sort of started somewhere in the middle, and ended a little further in the middle


Stanley Kubrick died before the film was done being edited. What was released was not what he intended - especially not the US version with all of the black cloaks covering up the gratuitous nudity scenes. It's hard to take a movie seriously when it stars Tom Cruise anyways - with the possible exception of Collateral. Eyes Wide Shut is actually very intriguing if the first viewing doesn't turn you off - it is a film after all, with a subtle intricate plot - it is not a 'movie'.

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"Contact" with Jodie Foster. You sit through the whole thing to see the aliens at the end and it's her dad.


Watch it again - it was not her dad at all. The movie did suck compared to the book - but who could expect to take a novel by Carl Sagan and turn it into something the average audience would enjoy?

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No, they use them because the image processing software is better. Mac OS isn't particularly secure compared to XP or Linux.


Hi, welcome to 2005 - if you were in 1992 I would agree with you. I clearly remember Adobe having ALL their software out for Windows for over a decade now myself - no idea how Mac supposedly has anything better. If you're talking custom software that the FBI wrote, it wouldn't matter what platform it was writen for, as long as the code was clean and the drivers were supported.

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Now you've crossed the line. TRL cannot approach the absolute crapitude of the Postman. That movie was bad bad bad.


hahaha - I always thought that The Postman was one of the best films ever made - for the simple reason that it is the perfect ammo to flame Kevin Costner with (as if Bodyguard wasn't enough). The only real redeeming part of that one for me was the Tom Petty cameo. Kevin Costner generally blows goats, except for 'No Way Out' (Hackman was probably whispering his cues for him though) and a few other roles.

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And he's made how many films in the last decade or so?


Well, just look him up on IMDB under Director. He's pretty busy for a septagenarian.

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Route 666 (starring Lou Diamond Phillips, nuff said)


Aww, weren't the ghost prisoners with chains and jack hammers realistic enough for you? :P Me neither... thumbs down.

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Anaconda. Redeeming factors: It has J. Lo in it. And a giant animatronic snake


It's only a redeeming factor if you're looking for eye candy. Sure, J Lo is hot, but talented in any way? Only if you count dancing as a career.

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OMFG!!! u say labrynth sucked! i ask u how any movie with david bowie could ever suck. yall need to go ask ure mommys and daddys for a david bowie album and then, maybe u can understand why he is god.


Hello - they said the movie sucked, not David Bowie. David Bowie clearly does not suck - nor does the message of the movie - the presentation could've used some work - but was pretty decent considering when it came out.

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I apologize for such a long post - saw a lot of funny things to comment on in the thread.

Edited, Thu Jan 13 19:01:33 2005 by Mindwalker
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