Why would I name 1 crappy movie if I could name the source? (*1)Sci-fi is one of the biggest producers of crappy movies, most of which are horror. They play stuff that either involve Giant/Mutant animals, Mythical creatures disovered to be real and are released to terrify the world (Not unlike the film release itself), or Alien/alien virus attacking earth.
(*2)Lifetime has not come up with one good movie yet. They're either Romantic Comedies = Woman runs into very attractive man who acts stupid (Because if he was any different this would be a suspense/horror, trust me) who struggle through their problems tobecome the perfect couple. Or Suspense/horror story involving a stalker who tries to murder/rape the Main character(Woman), or an angry drunken ex husband who tries to Murder/Rape the main Character.
(*1) I hate crappy movies, but I enjoy Gore.
(*2) At the time I had a sneaking suspicion there would be nude scenes in early hour shows.
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Geifae wrote:
i got 2 for you...Plan 9 from Outer Space, it's an old movie which was accually voted "Worst Movie Ever"...and the one movie that takes the cake as far as uber-suckfest....you knew it was coming...GIGLI!! AAAHHHH! *runs in fear*
The hell you say. Plan 9 sucked? Fu[/Black]cking A man. Thanks for rezzing this fu[Black]cking thread. I could have sworn the rez timer had run out. GFY and, just to be safe, bling bling.
darkness was horrible, but then ninety percent of the horror films that make it to theaters are lame. kinda off topic but 'shaun of the dead' was hilarious
Hmm I wonder about those people saying Gigli is the worst movie ever. Now I've never seen it and probably never will. But I'm wondering how many of the people here that are saying it's a bad movie have actually gone and seen it. And have not chosen it due to media influence. This film was basically destroyed by critics before it was even in theaters.
Now on to the worsts.
Manos: Hands of Fate (There's a reason it was the #1 film of the bottom 100 films on IMDb for a long time, until Gigli replaced it)
Hudson Hawk: Yet another movie that moved around so much you became stunned. At the end the viewer is sitting there wondering how they lost 2 hours to that.
Bride of Chucky. This film was amazingly bad. Even the others in the theater were laughing at the supposed scary parts. A guy gets hit by a semi on the highway and explodes. Doesn't go flying. Just explodes.
Kindergarden Cop: Oh man oh man
Waterworld wasn't as bad as people say, not in my opinion. Nor was Armageddon.
Cable guy was pretty bad. Not the worst but the only one I've ever asked for my money back.
Dumb and Dumberer was amazingly bad. I knew it was going to be bad when I found out Jim Carey and Jeff Daniels declined to be in it due to the fact the script and story sucked.
Scary Movie: One of the few films I've ever walked out on. Just so tired and trite it was offensive. Never saw the sequals. Don't care to either.
There's far to many others that had me sitting there, looking at the credits thinking "thank goodness". When the best part of the movie is the fact it's over then you know you've got a bad movie.
Couldn't resist this thread.
Any movie from Paul W.S.(Worthless ****) Anderson is automatically the worst movie ever.
Mortal Kombat (Lui Kang/Reptile and Johnny Cage/Scorpion fights still kick *** though)
Resident Evil 1 and 2.
Alien VS Predator.
Event Horizon.
Soldier.
Any movie from Paul W.S.(Worthless ****) Anderson is automatically the worst movie ever.
Mortal Kombat (Lui Kang/Reptile and Johnny Cage/Scorpion fights still kick *** though)
Resident Evil 1 and 2.
Alien VS Predator.
Event Horizon.
Soldier.
Spaced Invaders. No thats not a typo, it's really Spaced Invaders. Renting and watching this movie would most likely be an effective form of suicide.
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Scary Movie: One of the few films I've ever walked out on. Just so tired and trite it was offensive. Never saw the sequals. Don't care to either.
Lemme guess, you're 30 w/kids?
If not, blasphemy!!
Scary Movie 1 and 2 was awesome. Real teenage comedy. I especially liked the idea about making fun of other movies.
The 3rd, however, was created by the man behind the Hot Shot movies. Starring more adult actors it focused on the older audience. It also took a step away form scary movies and into sci-fi/famous movies like Signs and 8 Mile.
"Check it out
I'm a white boy, but my neck is red
I put miracle whip on my wonderbread
My face is pale, nah, I've never been in jail
How many ******* have I slapped? Zero, Unh!
And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero
I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm
Dr. Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with him
I can't dance
I wear khaki pants
My middle name's Lance
My Grandma's from France
So maybe I'm wack
Cause my skin ain't black
But you can't talk smack
Cause whitey just struck back"
Hmmmm... too much Mystery Science Theater 3000...
Worst Movie Ever: Red Zone Cuba
Worst Movie Ever: Red Zone Cuba
In regards to the Postman:
If you read the book you will have a different opinion of it. There is no way they could have made a decent movie based on the book. The book was fairly good for mid eithies end of the world start over.
I think when it comes to Keven Kostner you have two people.
You Hate him
You like him
No middle ground. Hes also the only actor that you makes it so you MUST see his butt in every movie he has ever been in, other than kevin bacon.
If you read the book you will have a different opinion of it. There is no way they could have made a decent movie based on the book. The book was fairly good for mid eithies end of the world start over.
I think when it comes to Keven Kostner you have two people.
You Hate him
You like him
No middle ground. Hes also the only actor that you makes it so you MUST see his butt in every movie he has ever been in, other than kevin bacon.
I can't belive noone else has mentioned....BELOVED!
The worst movie ever IMHO. Perhaps I was the only one who had suffered through watching it here? Well for your sakes i can hope so!
The worst movie ever IMHO. Perhaps I was the only one who had suffered through watching it here? Well for your sakes i can hope so!
AHEM!
Land Before Time II.
WTF.
Land Before Time II.
WTF.
I went to the theater to see the first Blair Witch and right after it was over and the credits rolled....complete silence. Except for one guy in the front row who said"what the F?^K was that". It made it all worth while when laughter erupted.
I liked Labyrinth, I even thought David Bowie was quite good as the goblin king. Am I the only one?
My problem with naming the worst movie is that some movies are SO bad they are funny. "In like Flint" being an example. I was in fits of laughter when he started talking to dolphins
I remember a disaster film about a large bus coming down a mountain. The bus had a swimming pool (I am not joking) and a bar and all the creature comforts of a hotel in it. A very, very cheesy disaster movie. That has to be among the worst. I just cannot remember its name ..
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Found it! The Big Bus
Edited, Tue Jan 4 08:51:01 2005 by JennockFV
My problem with naming the worst movie is that some movies are SO bad they are funny. "In like Flint" being an example. I was in fits of laughter when he started talking to dolphins
I remember a disaster film about a large bus coming down a mountain. The bus had a swimming pool (I am not joking) and a bar and all the creature comforts of a hotel in it. A very, very cheesy disaster movie. That has to be among the worst. I just cannot remember its name ..
*edit*
Found it! The Big Bus
Edited, Tue Jan 4 08:51:01 2005 by JennockFV
*bleh double post somehow*
Edited, Tue Jan 4 08:49:15 2005 by JennockFV
Edited, Tue Jan 4 08:49:15 2005 by JennockFV
To the OP of this. Those are two great movies. You just gotta get a better tastes in movies. Theyre classics.
The whole ten yards
Enough said
Enough said
The worst move I have ever seen in my life has to be
"Summer of Sam". I saw TRL and hated it as well, it sucked big time. I paid at the theatre to see SoS though cause it was supposed to be the thriller of like 1998 or 1999 (cant remember). So much hype about the movie and Lequizamo's(sp) role in the movie.
20 minutes into the movie people started leaving, by the time it was over there were maybe 10 in the theatre. I stayed cause I hate to pay for something and just waste the dinero, I paid for 2 hours in that theatre and I sat there for 2 hours.
The plot sucked (was kind of one) and then at the end of the movie, the other lead role is dancing in a gay bar beating the stuffing out of a doll. (WTF was up with that!!!!)
my 2 cents
"Summer of Sam". I saw TRL and hated it as well, it sucked big time. I paid at the theatre to see SoS though cause it was supposed to be the thriller of like 1998 or 1999 (cant remember). So much hype about the movie and Lequizamo's(sp) role in the movie.
20 minutes into the movie people started leaving, by the time it was over there were maybe 10 in the theatre. I stayed cause I hate to pay for something and just waste the dinero, I paid for 2 hours in that theatre and I sat there for 2 hours.
The plot sucked (was kind of one) and then at the end of the movie, the other lead role is dancing in a gay bar beating the stuffing out of a doll. (WTF was up with that!!!!)
my 2 cents
The Stoned Age
It tries to ride the coattails of Dazed and Confused, even saying that it is better.The movie revolves around TallCans of beer and the main character looking at the moon turn into an eyeball while "Don't Fear The Reaper" plays. Failing finding more booze they turn to using their last resort bottle in the car. The peppermint schnapps, or as they call it,"The Schnappster".
Edited, Tue Jan 4 17:26:39 2005 by AjayCanada
It tries to ride the coattails of Dazed and Confused, even saying that it is better.The movie revolves around TallCans of beer and the main character looking at the moon turn into an eyeball while "Don't Fear The Reaper" plays. Failing finding more booze they turn to using their last resort bottle in the car. The peppermint schnapps, or as they call it,"The Schnappster".
Edited, Tue Jan 4 17:26:39 2005 by AjayCanada
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You want a horrible movie? Plan 9 From Outer Space. I went and bought it for 1.99 on DVD after hearing it mentioned in a Seinfeld episode "The Chinese Restuarant". It is by far the crappiest movie I've ever seen its hilarious. Another one is Crippled Masters, an old martial arts flick, one guy has no arms and the other no legs... seriously the guy without legs sits on the shoulders of the guy without arms and that is how they fight ROFL.
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"Summer of Sam"
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Nobby wrote:
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"Summer of Sam"
That would be "I Am Sam," whose soundtrack was entirely Beatles covers.
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Deathfromtheskies wrote:
I know there is no way to determine this, but everyone has an opinion. I recently saw "Labyrinth", and let me tell you, it was a suckfest of epic proportions.
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God! Finally, someone out that agrees with me! </thankyou>
Temeraire wrote:
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I'd much rather watch Labyrinth over, Bad Boys 2 for example.
I pretty much dislike anything directed by Michael Bay. He was so far off historically with Pearl Harbor that I nearly walked out of the theatre. What stopped me was that I would have to wait in the parking lot for the final hour and a half of it because I was riding with someone else. When I saw Yamamoto aboard a ship and repeating the "...awakened a sleeping giant" line that had originally been written into Tora Tora Tora, I spewed coke all into the hair of the lady sitting in front of me. I still cant believe that I wasted seven bucks on that piece of crap. The sad thing is the fact that I already had seen Armageddon and Bad Boys and I thought they sucked, too.
Never again, Michael Bay, will you trick me...
On a side note, absolutely anything starring Ben Affleck is utter crap and I do not think it is a coincidence. Exception being Good Will Hunting...Matt Damon saved that one.
As far as a good example of how bad voice acting can mess up a movie, have you ever seen the version of Armitage featuring that chick from Saved By The Bell who got naked in Showgirls (Elizabeth Berkeley?) as the voice of Armitage?
I don't get people's hate for Armageddon. Take out the love interest and it's a good movie. At least I thought so.
And as for Ben Affleck, don't forget Dogma. A failry good flick which he and Damon were the centers of the film.
But two movies that are uttterly craptastic have to be any of the "Tremors" movies with or without Kevin "6 degrees" Bacon or Leprechaun. ::shudder::
Ok 2 I have 2 movies ,
1.) Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
2.) Under Siege 2
1.) Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
2.) Under Siege 2
Eye of the Beholder.
Or "Journeys of the Orange Jacket" as I call it, since Ewan McGregor wore this obnoxious traffic-construction-sign-orange ski jacket throughout the WHOLE FRIGGEN MOVIE.
On the bright side, the costuming budget for Ewan was probably about $6.00 for the entire film.
Or "Journeys of the Orange Jacket" as I call it, since Ewan McGregor wore this obnoxious traffic-construction-sign-orange ski jacket throughout the WHOLE FRIGGEN MOVIE.
On the bright side, the costuming budget for Ewan was probably about $6.00 for the entire film.
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