Worst frickin' movie ever!Follow

I just thought about this one.

House of 1000 Corpses!


When I saw the preview for this movie I was like "Awesome... finally returning back to when the horror genre was good". When I went to see it I was so dissapointed at that train wreck.

OMGZ BUMP!!!<<<!<!!111<>>LOLololOL~~la

With that out of the way for the benefit of those who think bumping an old thread is worse than creating a new one on a recetly covered topic, let me tell you my story:

Yesterday, I get a large box of old videos from my uncle and cousin. They said there was some children's stuff in there for my son. Sure enough, there was: Antz, Dark Crystal, Wizard of Oz, etc. There was also a fair number of more mature movies (not "adult" films) inclusing some good ones: The Jerk, The Big Lebowski, etc. And two copes (one unrated) of "The Doom Generation".

Sweet mother of mercy, what a horrible, horrible film. Did anyone see this and make it through the halfway point? Poor camera work, stupid plot, cartoonish effects and dialogue that sounded like it was made by pulling those little poetry magnets out of a hat. I have honestly seen better acting at grade school Christmas pagents. I've heard Rose McGowan used to be something of an indie film queen? Apparently all that takes is white skin and a willingness to show your boobs because her performance sucked. Actually everyone's perform led me to believe that they were reading off of cards during the filming:

"I wish tonight was ... over."
"You need to ... stop doing so much crystal ... cun[/b]t ... taco."
"Fu[b]ck ... you, you ... cow ... ****"

I turned it off halfway through so I never got to find out if Rose will finish consumating her love with jerk-man, if her boyfriend will ever spit out a sentance at more than 3 words per minute or why no one questions it when a tank of gas, six hot dogs, three boxes of aspirin, three coffees and some trucker speed pills comes to $6.66. If someone can confirm that there's further Rose breast sightings, I might stomach fast forwarding through the rest of the film.

That poster is easily the best thing about the film since everyone in it is standing still and not talking.

Have one with a Pepsi bottle?

That was actually about the best part of the film. See, in about every line of dialogue Rose has, she's insulting someone. But to watch it, you'd think that someone told her that she had to (a) make up her own insults and (b) wasn't allowed to use any insult twice. So by about ten minutes into the film, she's using some of the most wonderfully contrived insults you can imagine and trying to look like an embittered, too-cool angst chick while she's doing it.

But there's absolutely no way you can look like an embittered, too-cool angst chick while saying "Fu[/i]cking fu[i][u][/u]ck you, ****-mouth!"

I liked labryinth but my worst movie ever would be Hercules Unchained starring Lou Ferigno, gods did I waste my allowance that week.

The worst movie I have ever seen is "A knights Tale." I can't believe so people liked this ****** movie. If I can think of a worst one I will post again.

Okay I was diggin this movie, thought it was cute, until the end. That was just sad ~ sad. I will never watch this movie again. I WANT HIS TEDDY!

BekkMak wrote:

Anyone could see that move was crap a mile away without even going to see it.

Gung ho

Here's a link for ya:

http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/reviews/gungho.htm

Worst...Movie...Ever

Worst movie I remember seeing is Desert Heat starring JCVD. This film is astonishingly bad, even for a Van Damme flick.

Watched "Miracle Mile" last night. I nominate that.