Even though I know deep down I'd never leave this place for good, the thought did come through my mind once or twice.
I've decided it's best for me and for the forum for me to stay. I leave for a short bit and not only does my typical d1ck and fart/your mom/moran type of posts thrive, it's reached new levels of suckyness and I just can't bring it upon myself to let that happen to all of you originals still hanging around.
For the record, all of the morons that seem to be overrunning the forum are not my puppets. Having somebody that really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really hates sockpuppets become an admin has killed what fun there was in sockpuppets.
Either that or I actually have around 3 sockpuppets.
Believe either or neither or go kill a baby seal, whatever.