Since Illinois Republican Senate hopeful Jack Ryan dropped out of the race after divorce records containing embarassments about his sex life with Jeri Ryan were opened, the Illinois GOP can't field a new candidate. Multiple people have said no, they don't want the one guy who says yes because he's not a tool for Bush, and so...
"The vacuum created by the lack of a candidate has led to a fanciful guessing game, with some GOP hangers-on trying to mount draft movements for Republican-leaning celebrities, including former Chicago Bears coach Mike Ditka." -- Chicago Tribune
"Ok, so Da Bears against.... the National Democratic Party?"
"Do da Dems get a lead?"
"Ermm... yeah, fourty-nine yards, but Da Bears got Ditka."
"DA BEARS!"