I got some lotion for ya, PP, after you shine dees nutz!
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I got some lotion for ya, PP, after you shine dees nutz!
Oooh....i must have struck a nerve! Besides, I heard from half the Castro that the leaning tower doesn't squirt the Jurgens anymore.
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Hehehe.
I actually thought about you today when I saw one of those orangey helicopters fly right over my head when I was out smoking at work today.
But, you are in the blue ones?
I actually thought about you today when I saw one of those orangey helicopters fly right over my head when I was out smoking at work today.
But, you are in the blue ones?
Orange Helicopters? Sometimes I think he's piloting a yellow submarine.
I'm flying the teal/white machines, but I interviewed for a part time position with Gallo wineries, so you may see me flying a bird with a big ol' BJ* painted on the side.
Have you paid your additional fees yet, PP?
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*Bartell and James, not fellatio, you pervs.
Have you paid your additional fees yet, PP?
Totem
*Bartell and James, not fellatio, you pervs.
I figure I can do something productive with the seven months off I have with my full time job, so flying part time on a more than full time basis is a moneymaker. Well, ok, that incredible rear end of mine is my moneymaker, but you know what I mean.
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Bah! DDP.
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Edited, Mon Jul 12 18:18:08 2004 by Totem
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Edited, Mon Jul 12 18:18:08 2004 by Totem
I heard you the first time, ***-pilot!
:)
:)
Hey with an afterburner like the one you got, you'd ride yourself into the sunset too, if only you could.
/wolf whistles
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/wolf whistles
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Totem this thread had potential.
However as a long standing member of the forum this thread has been officially declared:
#12
However as a long standing member of the forum this thread has been officially declared:
#12
Hey, I pimped it till it I could pimp it no more.
I wrote stuff that I thought was funny, but it was pushed to page 2 rather quickly, what with all those brilliant rants against FFXIers, carefully thought out responses about Bush abducting the next election, and sterling quality topics as what I do in my spare time.
I'm putting more of my longer material in Twisted's journal, if for other reason than so that I can quickly ********** over it without searching through hours of supposedly funny threads that wouldn't have made it past the low standards of the script writers of, "Dude, Where's My Car?"
It's times like these when I miss Thundra most. He'd at the very least have tossed in a witty rejoiner and made me laugh.
Totem
I wrote stuff that I thought was funny, but it was pushed to page 2 rather quickly, what with all those brilliant rants against FFXIers, carefully thought out responses about Bush abducting the next election, and sterling quality topics as what I do in my spare time.
I'm putting more of my longer material in Twisted's journal, if for other reason than so that I can quickly ********** over it without searching through hours of supposedly funny threads that wouldn't have made it past the low standards of the script writers of, "Dude, Where's My Car?"
It's times like these when I miss Thundra most. He'd at the very least have tossed in a witty rejoiner and made me laugh.
Totem
Haha, I'm not sure what's funnier: that fact that you think all that about me, or the fact that you took the time to type it all out.
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