/coughs loudly to get everyone's attention
*Ahem*
Effective August 1, 2004, this board will undergo some significant changes. On that date, there will be two categories of users at the Allakhazam's Asylum forum.
Those who sign up for Enhanced Asylum will continue to view the board as normal. Those who do not sign up for Enhanced Asylum and agree to abide by the terms and conditions of the service agreement will view the board as normal, except that you will not be able to read any posts by yours truly, "Totem." Those posts will not appear on your screen and you will, therefore, have no idea what the Enhanced Asylum members are howling about.
I know what you're thinking-- "Gee, Totem, isn't this just another way of lining your already overstuffed pockets with my hard-earned summer job caysh?" The answer to that question is, "No!"
I've been doing my thing on these boards for a long freaking time. And I've not asked anything from the minions other than a simple RACK and a few votes during the end of the year Board Awards. Can I get an Amen, brothers and sistahs? But those days are over-- the gravytrain is nearing its' final stop.
All your famous authors get paid if somebody wants to take a peep their literary offerings, so why shouldn't Totem get a little bidness? From the first time I mastered a keyboard, I knew I wanted to be some kind of John Grisham or Dostoyevsky, just not as short or dead.
How many times do you find yourself saying, "Gee, I sure wish Totem would post more so that I can laugh and find an escape-- however brief --from my mundane life?" Although that's a rhetorical question, Smash (during his many trips to Lost Wages) has set the Over/Under at four times a month.
So it's time for you to put your money where my mouth is. For the low LOW fee of $4.99 a month and a 2-year commitment, you will continue to enjoy the Asylum in its current form with plenty of giggles courtesy of your favorite poster. If you fail to jump on this offer NOW, your enjoyment of this site will soon be as barren as Katie's womb. So sign up. Don't wait! Act now! Admins are standing by.
Totem