I think I prefer you to die by swallowing the business end of a double barreled shotty, RadekDeLoku. And in the near future.
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Im the opposite. When I go I plan on taking as many f'ucktards with me as I possibly can.
Seriously, if I am going down, I would like to take as many people down with me as possible..
but I like my falling a long ways and then dying idea.. I would like to fall a long ways before I die.. Maybe I will go sky-diving some time soon..
Just strap a bomb to yourself and detonate it at a FFXI gaming conference. That's gotta be the largest gathering of f'ucktards in the world.
That, or a Michael Bolton concert.
That, or a Michael Bolton concert.
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Seriously, if I am going down, I would like to take as many people down with me as possible..
but I like my falling a long ways and then dying idea.. I would like to fall a long ways before I die.. Maybe I will go sky-diving some time soon..
but I like my falling a long ways and then dying idea.. I would like to fall a long ways before I die.. Maybe I will go sky-diving some time soon..
Your name is Bon Scott and you don't want to drink yourself to death? For shame.
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Your name is Bon Scott and you don't want to drink yourself to death? For shame
I'm sorry..
Being struck by lightning...
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Just strap a bomb to yourself and detonate it at my family reunion. That's gotta be the largest gathering of f'ucktards in the world.
That, or Greater Mobile Area.
That, or Greater Mobile Area.
Fixed that for ya, you L.A. poseur.
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Just strap a bomb to yourself and detonate it at my family reunion. That's gotta be the largest gathering of f'ucktards in the world.
That, or Greater Mobile Area.
That, or Greater Mobile Area.
Fixed that for ya, you L.A. poseur.
Sweeeet. Busted out the f[b][/b]uckin tiger hand on that one.
I plan on just skipping that whole death thing. What? it could happen!
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That, or a Michael Bolton concert.
Michael Bolton: "Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton."
Samir: "You know, there's nothing wrong with that name."
Michael Bolton: "No, there WAS nothing wrong with it, until I was about 12 years old, and that no-talent ***-clown became famous and started winning Grammy's."
Samir: "Why don't you just change your name?"
Michael Bolton: "Why should I change? He's the one who sucks."
Michael Bolton: "Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton."
Samir: "You know, there's nothing wrong with that name."
Michael Bolton: "No, there WAS nothing wrong with it, until I was about 12 years old, and that no-talent ***-clown became famous and started winning Grammy's."
Samir: "Why don't you just change your name?"
Michael Bolton: "Why should I change? He's the one who sucks."
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Just strap a bomb to yourself and detonate it at my family reunion. That's gotta be the largest gathering of f'ucktards in the world.
That, or Greater Mobile Area.
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Fixed that for ya, you L.A. poseur.
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Just strap a bomb to yourself and detonate it at my family reunion. That's gotta be the largest gathering of f'ucktards in the world.
That, or Greater Mobile Area.
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Fixed that for ya, you L.A. poseur.
I hope is happens while you are visiting, since you lived here too.
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I hope is happens while you are visiting, since you lived here too.
We went over this. I lived in C.A. I'd never lived down with those dirty Florida touchers. ugh!
Tiger Hand is in baby! You're all dead!
Well, if I have my choice I'd like to die the way my father did... peacefully in his sleep, rather than screaming in terror like his passengers.
Jumping off the entire state building... I don't know the trip in the air would be fun, and htiting the ground must make an incredible mess ;)
If not that, then jumping into an airplane engine would also be fun, not only would u kill yourself but you'd probably clog up the turbine and kill everyone on the plane =P
If not that, then jumping into an airplane engine would also be fun, not only would u kill yourself but you'd probably clog up the turbine and kill everyone on the plane =P
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Jumping off the entire state building
I'm curious...is this just a typo? Or do you really think it's called the "Entire State Building"
Reminds me of when I was a little kid and thought Volleyball was BollyBall.
"Jumping off the entire state building..." --Koopo
Better that than to just jump off a partial state building, I suppose. Although I guess you could jump off a building that was state and county owned or even a federal building that leases out a portion to the state.
What would you do if it was only one story high? Break an ankle?
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Better that than to just jump off a partial state building, I suppose. Although I guess you could jump off a building that was state and county owned or even a federal building that leases out a portion to the state.
What would you do if it was only one story high? Break an ankle?
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Some people shouldn't be allowed to use precious oxygen.I want to either go out in a blaze of glory like scarface, or die in an attempt to wrestle grizzly bears.
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Actually the shock would kill you far before you actually hit the ground if you jumped off the empire state building
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