Car accident, head shot, age, AIDS, starvation, what?
Personally, I'd prefer dying by freezing to death, because I've heard that you just kinda drift into a warm, painless sleep before you die.
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I'm gonna go with "in my sleep, holding my wife's hand".
Either that, or being crushed in a garbage truck compactor. Whichever comes first.
Either that, or being crushed in a garbage truck compactor. Whichever comes first.
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Either that, or being crushed in a garbage truck compactor.
I can help you with that one
I'm gonna have to say it doesn't matter, as long as I don't have to read radek's f'ucking sig again.
In bed, with 19 year old redheaded twins...
Though if I'm being executed, I need a guillotine and a trebuchet. See, I've read that if you're decapitated your head stays alive for a little while. So, I would have my head lopped off and the basket of the trebuchet positioned that my torsoless head fell into it. Then they launch it. It'd be an intersting way to spend my last few seconds I think.
Though if I'm being executed, I need a guillotine and a trebuchet. See, I've read that if you're decapitated your head stays alive for a little while. So, I would have my head lopped off and the basket of the trebuchet positioned that my torsoless head fell into it. Then they launch it. It'd be an intersting way to spend my last few seconds I think.
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I'm gonna have to say it doesn't matter, as long as I don't have to read radek's f'ucking sig again
You got a problem with ATHF?
Radek
Death by Snuu-Snuu!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
RadekDeLoku wrote:
Car accident, head shot, age, AIDS, starvation, what?
Personally, I'd prefer dying by freezing to death, because I've heard that you just kinda drift into a warm, painless sleep before you die.
Radek
Personally, I'd prefer dying by freezing to death, because I've heard that you just kinda drift into a warm, painless sleep before you die.
Radek
I'd prefer that you die by getting your head shoved in an Anthill, but that's just me.
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You got a problem with ATHF?
Double you tee eff is ATHF?
Yeah, I blatantly stole that. Sue me.
Them ******* ants know I'm better than them, they'd think I was a god and start worshipping me.
And eventually have sex in my name, but we'll get to that later.
Radek
Edited, Thu Jul 8 14:23:31 2004 by RadekDeLoku
And eventually have sex in my name, but we'll get to that later.
Radek
Edited, Thu Jul 8 14:23:31 2004 by RadekDeLoku
Kicking, screaming, biting and punching. Death may get to drag me off but I'm going to kick him in the nads as he is doing it.
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I can help you with that one
You're a garbage man?
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You're a garbage man?
Nope, just a contract killer.
You want someone dead?
Deathfromtheskies wrote:
I'm gonna go with "in my sleep, holding my wife's hand".
Either that, or being crushed in a garbage truck compactor. Whichever comes first.
Funny I always assumed you preferred splatting on the ground.
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Double you tee eff is ATHF?
ATHF is Aqua Teen Hunger Force, funny as hell show on Adult Swim.
Radek
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Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Yeah, sorry, no clue.
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I'm gonna go with "in my sleep, holding your wife's hand".
http://www.adultswim.com/shows/athf/index.html
Here, aqua teen hunger force.
Here, aqua teen hunger force.
For f'uck's sake. At least Beavis and Butthead had a message for the kids of America.
Getting shot in the back of the head for absolutely no reason and w/o prior knowledge that I'm being shot at.
and since that's not going to happen....
and since that's not going to happen....
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Death by Snuu-Snuu!
I just KNOW I'm going to die in a blazing glory of mass-stupidity caused by someone else. Just look at how people are driving nowdays! I can just imagine being in the center lane when a fuel truck suddenly decides to change 2 lanes without looking, hitting both me and the truck carrying fireworks. Yup, that's my grave marker - the red spot on the side of the road lined in scorch marks.
Given the choice, I would die to defend my country, the USA, from real, external threat. Since the USA seems to *be* the threat, currently, and not threatened, I would prefer to die to save the lives of others. Baring that theatrical sort of demise, I would die testing experimental medication which had a legitimate shot at curing a major disease. I abhor death. ***** death. ***** death right up the ***. If I have to go, I hope to help those left.
halfdan wrote:
In bed, with 19 year old redheaded twins...
Atilla the Hun is said to have died this way, actually. Live long. Avoid the redeaded twins. And the yellow snow. Always avoid the yellow snow. And ware sunscreen.
Uhm, falling like.. a long ways, maybe out of an airplane or something.. I think that would be a pretty fun way to spend the last couple seconds before my life ends.. Falling and going splat on the ground..
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If I have to go, I hope to help those left.
Im the opposite. When I go I plan on taking as many f'ucktards with me as I possibly can.
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