Can be disaterous.
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20040707/people_nm/crime_donaldson_dc
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Veteran ABC News commentator Sam Donaldson said three people were apparently murdered on his New Mexico ranch over the July 4 weekend while he and his wife were out of town.
Donaldson, 70, said in a statement that he and his wife, Jan, were "shocked by the apparent triple homicide that took place on our ranch in Hondo, New Mexico sometime over the 4th of July weekend while we were in Santa Fe."
Next week on Nightline, how I lay the smack down on unruly ranch workers!
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Yeah, I read about that earlier. What a trip. I'm pretty sure Sam has a decent alibi, but what about Mrs. Donaldson?
That's gonna ruin his homeowner's insurance.
It's like that old story, where someone gets a wig made from the hair of a deceased criminal. But the wig still has his spirit, and it possesses the guy wearing it to go around killing people.
That's right, a hairpuppet.
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