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I have been reading many of the polictical post and thought of one to possibly apease both sides. I am in the Marines faught in Iraq on the front lines and I am returning to Iraq soon. This may be a shocker but I believe we need to plan our next strike before we are attacked ourselves. Iraq is the battleground now but what happens when it stabalizes and the terrorist have no support there? President Bush has recieved many allies but then some of the allies we posses are in bed with the terrorist we are fighting.WTF. The Saudi's have supported terrorism for ever and now holy **** we all of assuden realize it? Then the Democrat nomminee has no stand on what the hell to do. He thinks we the United States of America need to play nice to the Fench, Germans and the rest of the United Nations to defend our nation. The right thing is never easy and most likly not to come cheaply, but God Damn it I want some real action taken in this war. My friends that we barried out there in Iraq deserve that much.But hey WTF do I know Im just a jarhead. I only wish we had a real cannadate or a President that didnt play both sides hoping that ouyr enemys will destroy themselves, we tried that in the 70-80's and thats what started this mess.Well rate up tell me to f@@@ off and all that. Thanks for reading.
I'm not hammering on you because I have anything against you-- far from it! I respect your decision to defend our country from all enemies foreign and domestic, but it appears, based on your spelling, that you chose the correct branch of service considering your grasp on the English language. Some of those misspellings of yours are barely a step above monosyllabitic grunts and howls.
/salute
Totem
/salute
Totem
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Some of those misspellings of yours are barely a step above monosyllabitic grunts and howls.
monosyllabic
I didn't think his spelling was any worse than Smash's. Pretty good for a marine, anyway.
Ounumen...despite what major consensus is on these boards your strength and willpower is the reason the u.s. is still the badest country in the world...and hell being a marine says it all hoorah! I know my bro is one crazy ******* damn near bit off my finger in our last drunken melee. I agree with you Bush is definitly no hawk but geez look at the alternative.
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Now, tricky, I know sarcasm and satire don't always translate well onto the written page, especially when no smilies are used, but I'da thought you've been around here long enough to know that was an intentional misspelling.
Oh well. Sometimes when I shoot I hit my target, other times I kill my neighbor's cow.
Totem
Oh well. Sometimes when I shoot I hit my target, other times I kill my neighbor's cow.
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I know my bro is one crazy ******* damn near bit off my di[i][/i]ck in our last drunken sexcapade.
Fixed that for you, swordmaster.
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Now, tricky, I know sarcasm and satire don't always translate well onto the written page, especially when no smilies are used, but I'da thought you've been around here long enough to know that was an intentional misspelling.
Oh well. Sometimes when I shoot I hit my target, other times I kill my neighbor's cow.
Oh well. Sometimes when I shoot I hit my target, other times I kill my neighbor's cow.
Sometimes, the sarcasm or satire should actually be pointed or funny, instead of picking one random, obscure word and spelling it incorrectly. Haha! You are just too much.
In all seriousness, I recognise that is a weakness of mine when writing. What I find uproariously funny-- to the point of tears coming from my eyes --mostly goes past you guys without a comment. Not that I mind, but I often feel like I am wielding a cudgel to get you guys to laugh.
"A shot to the groin! That works on so many levels!" --Homer Simpson
Totem
"A shot to the groin! That works on so many levels!" --Homer Simpson
Totem
Bah laughing is for flanel wearing ex hippies not real men who are good at one thing, breaking stuff =)
Varus
Varus
Totem. If you pet your own ego in public some more, you may go the route of Paul Ruben.
Heh. I got something for you to pet...
Totem
Totem
Don't ask questions, just rub this and nobody gets hurt.
Totem
Totem
Well I'm thoroughly disgusted. Have a nice day.
Lol, that's it? A little teasing and you're out? Good thing I didn't really unload on ya.*
Totem
*It only gets worse from here on out...
Totem
*It only gets worse from here on out...
Haha! The truth is, I couldn't really come up with anything to say.
But now that you've used "pet" and "unload" in the last couple of posts, I really do think it's my cue to exit!
But now that you've used "pet" and "unload" in the last couple of posts, I really do think it's my cue to exit!
Haha, I'll help you out Crim.
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Oh well. Sometimes when I shoot my load I hit my cousin, other times it's inside my neighbor's cow.
Totem
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FTFY
HAHAHAHHA
I believe the term is, RACK!
I believe the term is, RACK!
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I have been reading many of the polictical post and thought of one to possibly apease both sides.
Impossible.
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it appears, based on your spelling, that you chose the correct branch of service considering your grasp on the English language.
/nod
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Thanks for the replys and by the way I know my spelling is crappy. There is not a damn spell check on this thing.Yes I could use a dictionary but I am lazy and tired and drunk half the time lol.Just kidding I am really just lazy.
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Yes I could use a dictionary but I am totally ghey and retarded and cracked out half the time lol.Just kidding I am really just fu[i][/i]cking stupid.
FTFY.
Damn pickle. That's just mean.
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Damn pickle. That's just mean.
That's how seerious I am aboot speeling!
Naw, I'm just mean.
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Damn pickle. That's just mean.
That's how seerious I am aboot speeling!
Naw, I'm just mean.
I didn't know you were Canadian.
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I didn't know you were Canadian.
I'm nae fookin' Canadien, I'm fookin' Scottish, ya wee cu[i][/i]nt.
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