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I'm bored.

I got called into work an hour early.

We're sold out at the hotel.

I forgot my book.

You can only play so many games of Euchre before it gets boring.

Any suggestions?

Dude, I'm at work.

There are cameras.

Kinky.

Pocket pool?

Or that you didn't mind getting laid by 60yr old men.

Of course, in Psycho's case...

Working in a hotel is probably one of the most slack jobs their is...well, next to being management.

I was 19 years old and had the glorified title of "Assistant Food and Beverage Controler", my boss the "Food and Beverage Controler" enjoyed snorting his paycheck up his nose and worrying who was ****** his wife this week. My job should have consisted of checking in and inventoring the food and alcahole deliverys, keeping the storage areas clean and oggling the nicer looking female guests (the place was a high class restaurant and hotel). I ended up doing my bosses job most of the time and if anyone needed anything they came to me. Including ordering, dealing with the salesmen (including getting the little extras they use to bribe the guy in charge of ordering) etc. Suffice it to say I had complete control of the inventory and almost no supervision.

Yea I had fun.

Spoken like a man who has never worked TV Master Control.

Come in, get the next six hours of programming set up in the VCR bank, set the computer to the correct times to start them (a total of 5-10 minutes of work) then sit back for the other five hours and fourty-five minutes eating pizza, reading, flipping around on the satellites for something good on from Albania or else having the girlfriend come over.