For 14 years I have been living down the street from a Kingdom Hall and for 14 years I have been a calm,patient, tolerant man, but today that has all changed.
While mowing my lawn, two Witnesses thought that it would be okay to walk into my backyard and bother me to make a donation to their church. Soliciting is rude in general, but does their religion teach any manners?
God can save souls, but he cant save toes when I accidentally mow too close to a foot.
They need to leave me alone because if they ever happened to convert me and save my soul, then I would promptly be damned again after I shoot myself for peddling religous pamphlets on uninterested people.