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Fire.
and it should have stopped there.
and it should have stopped there.
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Fire.
You mean like the type you get in your crotch after you sleep with someone you shouldn't have?
Yea, that stuff is da bomb!
The stick as weapon. Perhaps it all started with that violent inspiration (like in 2001 A Space Odyssey).
The printing press...farming techniques were discovered not invented.
Varus
Varus
Flared pants.
....my original answer of "Fire" was pointed out to me to not be an Invention.
I would be so inclined to correct this to "Camp Fire".
HOwever my roomate(who is usually shouting at ESPN and making up perverted rap lyrics) declared "Written Language". I think that I must agree.
I would be so inclined to correct this to "Camp Fire".
HOwever my roomate(who is usually shouting at ESPN and making up perverted rap lyrics) declared "Written Language". I think that I must agree.
Me, would say fire. Grag wants fire. Fire hurt grag. Put fire out now
Public Education.
Krogsbrew I think your avatar might get my vote.
contraception.
Hey, what about toilet paper?
Torahn wrote:
Hey, what about toilet paper?
You know that toilet paper is far more comfortable on the *** than grass is.
I would have to say playing cards are the worlds greatest invention. For centruys they have kept man entertained with little to no investment. Plus you can gamble with em.
I would have to say playing cards are the worlds greatest invention. For centruys they have kept man entertained with little to no investment. Plus you can gamble with em.
Replacing the expensive DICE which provided the exact same function at less cost? Do you really think the first playing cards were inexpensive? You're talking about a time where most people had maybe heard of a book once but never seen one.
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The ball gag...
Sometimes they just wont shut the hell up otherwise.
Sometimes they just wont shut the hell up otherwise.
I would rather list inventors rather than inventions, for the simple reason that great inventors continue to work on and improve their ideas as they age. To choose one idea and take it out of context of a person's life is to do their life's work harm. That being said, I would list:
Herodotus
Hippocrates
Socrates
For the nineteenth century to present, I would list Alfred Pollen as the most important and influential, with Jonas Salk a close second.
Herodotus
Hippocrates
Socrates
For the nineteenth century to present, I would list Alfred Pollen as the most important and influential, with Jonas Salk a close second.
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The ball gag...
Don't even need to FTFY.
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