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In Civ, it's clearly railroads.
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In Civ2 the greatest invention is... Invention!
Leo's Workshop! Woo!
Edited, Sat Jul 3 19:58:52 2004 by Jophiel
Leo's Workshop! Woo!
Edited, Sat Jul 3 19:58:52 2004 by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
In Civ2 the greatest invention is... Invention!
Leo's Workshop! Woo!
Leo's Workshop! Woo!
If another country gets that before me, I sometimes start over. I am a sore loser. :)
In Civ2 the greatest invention is... Invention!
My wife went out and bought me Civ 2 because of you Joph. I haven't fired it up yet.
My wife went out and bought me Civ 2 because of you Joph. I haven't fired it up yet.
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Maybe I'll go to hell, but I just thought about it. The greatest invention in the history of man is God.
I'm really just saying this for the sake of argument.
Edited, Sat Jul 3 20:22:38 2004 by CrimsonMagician
I'm really just saying this for the sake of argument.
Edited, Sat Jul 3 20:22:38 2004 by CrimsonMagician
I wanna change my reply; contraception is mans greatest invention.
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beer
hey! Beer was mine. :)
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How about beer? Beer is definatly up there, at least
Well beer could be argued quite well since it is one of the earliest signs of cvilization in acient cultures.
Actually, I think whisky is higher up than beer, at least whisky helped us conquered the native indians.
What has beer done other than make us all fat.
What has beer done other than make us all fat.
I'd have to say the coffe pot.
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Actually, I think whisky is higher up than beer, at least whisky helped us conquered the native indians.
Don't forget, whiskey is also what keeps the Irish from ruling the world.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Don't forget, whiskey is also what keeps the Irish from ruling the world.
True, but Guiness keeps us the healthiest race.
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I'm going to go with cities. You know the actual congregation of human beings. I think that has forced us into most of our more significant discoveries.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone that life has given vodka and have party.
This establishment does not serve women. You must bring your own.
This establishment does not serve women. You must bring your own.
I think this thread took the fork in the road from serious a long time ago
I think sarcasm is right near the top too!!! This is a great thread.
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I think sarcasm is right near the top too!!!
Cant believe I forgot that one because without sarcasm most of us posters would have nothing to post.
I know I would be stifled. You're the best Krogbrew!
Bring back the Honda girl with the bouncing boobs. Seriously!
I want to marry her!
Bring back the Honda girl with the bouncing boobs. Seriously!
I want to marry her!
Finally I have something for my sig. and here you go Rein. This is for you.
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My wife went out and bought me Civ 2 because of you Joph. I haven't fired it up yet.
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My wife went out and bought me Civ 2 because of you Joph. I haven't fired it up yet.
Really? Seems like I had read somewhere that Civ III wasn't as good. But I've still been wanting to try it out for myself.
quite blatently Religion. we invented it to keep society together untill government came along and It did a hell of a good job.
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