But this is one of those times.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Do you ever wish they were made of glass?
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Glass d1ck!
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Think of all the magical things you could do, having a plate to hand at all times, metal detectors at airports would be a *****
but it'd be worth it, all those times you have spare change and nowhere to put it while you get your keys from your pocket, drop your drawers and everyone will be too shocked to be insulted or offended. Getting it kissed by the russian is just an added bonus.
but it'd be worth it, all those times you have spare change and nowhere to put it while you get your keys from your pocket, drop your drawers and everyone will be too shocked to be insulted or offended. Getting it kissed by the russian is just an added bonus.
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