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#1 Jul 03 2004 at 1:53 AM Rating: Decent
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In an actual job, not some ****** minimum wage piece of **** McJob I have had my entire life, an actual job in the drafting field.

Suck it anyone who isn’t living their dream!
#2 Jul 03 2004 at 1:53 AM Rating: Decent
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Congrats man. Doing what?
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#3 Jul 03 2004 at 2:03 AM Rating: Good
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I think he's moved up to being a bartender now. He mentioned something about draughts...

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#4 Jul 03 2004 at 2:06 AM Rating: Decent
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I figured it was poster child for the Mormon Tabernacle Choir, but maybe not.
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#5 Jul 03 2004 at 2:22 AM Rating: Good
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Congratulations. Now learn everything you can from the Engineers, make friends with your supervisor or boss and in a year or two con them into helping you take the EIT (engineer in training) test, if you are lucky you can get them to pay for it and even help you study for the **** and then hire you on as an EIT and before you know it you will be telling morans like yourself what to do and making good money doing it.
#6 Jul 03 2004 at 2:26 AM Rating: Decent
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Alternatly you could end up with a job mitigating imaginary gas pocets from buildings.

Yes, the building is SAFE now! Where's my fuc[b][/b]king money.

Git was actually going to get a job selling Robot Insurance, but that was too honest.
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#7 Jul 03 2004 at 2:27 AM Rating: Good
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Git! Where ya been, man? Hiding out in the Conex's waiting for the coyote's to move you across the Tijuana border after dark?

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#8 Jul 03 2004 at 2:27 AM Rating: Decent
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A company called Taylor Engineers, Inc., about the only information I could gather is they do Elecrical Engieering, but for the life of me I can't find anything else about them on the internet (In Boise, ID if anyone is good on digging up information)

Edited, Sat Jul 3 03:30:45 2004 by Mrens
#9 Jul 03 2004 at 2:35 AM Rating: Good
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Alternatly you could end up with a job mitigating imaginary gas pocets from buildings.


I'm nothing but a measly EIT, not even a real engineer with a stamp yet, I got a year and a half left on that. What I do got is specialized experience in a small but important field, due to paying attention to the engineer/owner of the company I worked for while a drafter, and the balls to go on my own as a consultant, when he retired, and sell that very specialized experience.

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Git! Where ya been, man? Hiding out in the Conex's waiting for the coyote's to move you across the Tijuana border after dark?


The boared is going into a slump so I am hibernating, 'sides I got 6 new contracts in the last two weeks and I'm busy. WTF is a Conex anyway?

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A company called Taylor Engineers, Inc., but for the life of me I can't find anything about them on the internet (In Boise, ID if anyone is good on digging up information)


DO you know what engineering field?
#10 Jul 03 2004 at 2:39 AM Rating: Good
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That's one of those large metal shipping containers you see on railcars or transport ships. They're good for hiding the merchandise in the slave trade-- as the board's only black man, I'm the only one really qualified to know that.

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#11 Jul 03 2004 at 2:47 AM Rating: Good
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Poor Mrens, if I read the Verizon superpages website right they are electrical engineers...you poor *******. The only thing I have seen, heard or read that could be more boring is a friend of mine who draws screws all day.
#12 Jul 03 2004 at 2:48 AM Rating: Decent
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DO you know what engineering field?


I found out and edited it in about 5 seconds before you posted this.
#13 Jul 03 2004 at 2:50 AM Rating: Decent
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Edit: I'm not even going to say that.

Taylor, huh? No kidding.

That's all I'm going to say on this subject. Good luck.

Edited, Sat Jul 3 03:52:25 2004 by Smasharoo
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#14 Jul 03 2004 at 2:52 AM Rating: Good
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"The only thing I have seen, heard or read that could be more boring is a friend of mine who draws and screws all day." --Gitslayer

I dunno, that doesn't sound so bad to me...

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#15 Jul 03 2004 at 2:52 AM Rating: Decent
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Poor Mrens, if I read the Verizon superpages website right they are electrical engineers...you poor *******. The only thing I have seen, heard or read that could be more boring is a friend of mine who draws screws all day.


I live on tedium
#16 Jul 03 2004 at 2:53 AM Rating: Good
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I thought it was Valium?

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#17 Jul 03 2004 at 2:54 AM Rating: Decent
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Edit: I'm not even going to say that.

Taylor, huh? No kidding.

That's all I'm going to say on this subject. Good luck.


Notice Smash's clever ruse to ***** with my head.
#18 Jul 03 2004 at 2:55 AM Rating: Decent
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I thought it was Valium?


Well technicly I live on the blood of un-babtized babies, but you get the point.
#19 Jul 03 2004 at 3:03 AM Rating: Good
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I dunno, that doesn't sound so bad to me...


Really? He tells me dreams about: wood screws, metal screws, sheet screws, counter sink screws, facade screws, slotted round-head screws, hexagonal-recess screws, cylindrical self-tapping screws, clutch head screws, robetson screws, torx screws, screws with fine threads, extra fine threads.....

One time he even dreamed philips head screws were chasing him up the threads of a really large ***** and all he had to defend himself with was a flat tip screwdriver.

I googled the names of some of the screws... sue me, like I pay attention to him when he babbles about screws.
#20 Jul 03 2004 at 3:11 AM Rating: Decent
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Nothing in Dunn and Bradstreet for them, Mren, but a phone number and two adresses.
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#21 Jul 03 2004 at 3:28 AM Rating: Good
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Git, you missed my subtle but important conjunction that I suruptitiously threw in there between the words "draws" and "screws"-- specifically the word "and." It makes all the difference on what your sentence ended up meaning...

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#22 Jul 03 2004 at 3:42 AM Rating: Good
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So you did. I guess reading comprehension is your friend.
Still, dreams about angry screws chasing you could be relavent.
#23 Jul 03 2004 at 4:42 AM Rating: Decent
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Here is sort of an opiniated question. I just got his E-Mail today, he told me to call him to arrange an apointment, he gave me his work and cell number. Should I call on the 4th of July weekend? Or wait until Monday.
#24 Jul 03 2004 at 6:43 AM Rating: Decent
Hopefully you didnt tell them you was a pedophile =P
#25 Jul 03 2004 at 10:01 AM Rating: Good
I like drafting, especially electrical. Will you be using AutoCad or Microstation?

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Should I call on the 4th of July weekend? Or wait until Monday.


Wait until Monday!
#26 Jul 03 2004 at 10:30 AM Rating: Excellent
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Congrats! Hope you get the job!

I agree, waiting until monday might be best, or even tuesday if they are observing Independance day on monday. Usually calling back early is a good strategy, but over hollidays it can go either way. Good luck!
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