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For the record, things I disagree with Kerry aboutFollow

#1 Jul 02 2004 at 8:04 PM Rating: Decent
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1. His position on Gay Marrige

2. His position on taxes (he doesn't want to raise them to combat the growing debt, I do)

3. His position on healthcare. I favor a single payer government funded system.

4. His religon

5. His taste in women.

6. Aspects of his position on Iraq.

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#2 Jul 02 2004 at 10:26 PM Rating: Good
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2. His position on taxes (he doesn't want to raise them to combat the growing debt, I do)

The last candidate to run the "I'm going to raise taxes" campaign was Fritz Mondale. People are still showing up to the polls twenty years later to vote against him.

4. His religon For all I know he worships satan. The way he votes in the senate on many things surely do not put him in line with the christian right. Now if he were to come right out and admit he was an atheist or something, then he on top of winning D.C and Massachusettes he may pull New York and end up with about 60 electoral votes. I would be all for that of course.

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#3 Jul 02 2004 at 10:29 PM Rating: Decent
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He's a Catholic Senator from Massachussets with the initals JFK.

Winning combination baby.
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#4 Jul 03 2004 at 2:31 AM Rating: Good
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If he's into necrophilia he can be banging Marilyn too...

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#5 Jul 03 2004 at 3:41 AM Rating: Decent
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I find his haircut disagreeable.
#6 Jul 03 2004 at 5:10 AM Rating: Decent
I personally if it was a canidatite I agree with most would vote Nader. But, my main principle this whole election has been anyone but Bush, well sides that his campaign people have given up on trying to get on the Arizona ballot so =P

Side thought I found it funny that the people trying to help put his name on the ballot in Oregon were conservative groups. Wonder what their agenda was?
#7 Jul 03 2004 at 7:41 AM Rating: Good
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5. His taste in women.


Hey, at least he picks em rich. I heard estiamtes that her net worth tops $1 billion. For that, I'd pick up his scraps.
#8 Jul 03 2004 at 7:53 AM Rating: Decent
gotta go with that she looks damn foxy for a billion=P
#9 Jul 09 2004 at 7:22 PM Rating: Decent
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1. What is his position (never heard)? Because it's my opinion that if a person has a problem with gay couples getting married they have self involved issues that need to be dealt with.


2. I'm iffy on raising taxes, but only because i'm one of those tax payers. If it's a good balanced raise then i'm all for it.


3. Need more explination. I'm not a big news watcher, but I have been trying as of late to catch up. Kerry is just too funny not to wanna know how he falls in this election.


4. No comment. Long story, long argument.


5. Never seen her, but who wouldn't you do for $1 Billion.


6. He has a position, from waht little i've heard from others at work the only thing people can't figure out is what is true position is.

Edited, Fri Jul 9 20:25:18 2004 by BobHopeKilledMe
#10 Jul 09 2004 at 7:41 PM Rating: Decent
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Side thought I found it funny that the people trying to help put his name on the ballot in Oregon were conservative groups. Wonder what their agenda was?


POLITICS
Nader makes another go
Ralph Nader will try again to get his name on Oregon’s 2004 presidential ballot with a convention scheduled for June 26 at Benson High School.
To reach the ballot, Nader must attract at least 1,000 voters who then must sign petitions asking that his name be placed before voters. Attendance at the event, which runs from 5 p.m. to 7 p.m., will be monitored by the state Elections Division.
A similar effort in April fell more than 200 voters short. But Greg Kafoury, a Portland attorney and a longtime Nader adviser, said the convention will be better organized this time.
“Many people assumed it would be easy to gather 1,000 people, so they did not feel their attendance was necessary,” Kafoury said. “Our organizational efforts were inadequate, and we have had to live with the knowledge that we embarrassed Mr. Nader. We will not make the same mistakes again.”
Nader received more than 77,000 votes in 2000, about 5 percent of the total. He was on the ballot in 43 states in 2000 and hopes to be on more than that this year.



I live in Portland this was all over the news. Basically it boiled down to a petition drive, with limited seating. The liberals came in to tie up seats and keep him off the ballot, the Conservatives came in to get him on the ballot, the reason? Look no further than Gore/Bush.

And they say conservatives dont care about the Green Party.

Edited, Fri Jul 9 20:44:18 2004 by AriesGhost
#11 Jul 11 2004 at 3:47 PM Rating: Decent
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If Kerry truly believes as a Catholic, I would have to say he'd be against gay marriage as immoral. In fact he'd have to be against homosexuality in general, despite what the altar boy scandals would have one believe.

However, I expect his religious views have to be a bit ... erm, flexible if he expects to get elected.
#12 Jul 11 2004 at 4:41 PM Rating: Decent
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If Kerry truly believes as a Catholic, I would have to say he'd be against gay marriage as immoral. In fact he'd have to be against homosexuality in general, despite what the altar boy scandals would have one believe.


I wondered at that myself, how a man who is Christian can support the liberal platform. Wasn't JFK Catholic as well though?

Edited, Sun Jul 11 18:11:10 2004 by AriesGhost
#13 Jul 11 2004 at 5:40 PM Rating: Good
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I would have to say he'd be against gay marriage as immoral.
It's completely possible to think something is immoral and, at the same time, recognize that the United States is not a theocracy and your religious beliefs shouldn't influence what's legal or who should have what rights based on their sexuality.
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#14 Jul 11 2004 at 5:57 PM Rating: Decent
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I wondered at that myself, how a man who is Christian can support the liberal platform.


Most liberals are Christians, fool.
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#15 Jul 11 2004 at 6:03 PM Rating: Decent
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A fine statement Jophiel.

I don't care what religion, if any, a candidate has, as long as they don't make decisions that effect the entire country based on it.

Either way, this is pretty good:

http://www.jibjab.com/thisland.html
#16 Jul 11 2004 at 6:07 PM Rating: Good
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Are you watching his 60 min interview now? The one thing I can't really stand about Kerry is Teresa.
#17 Jul 11 2004 at 6:23 PM Rating: Decent
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Most liberals are Christians, fool.


Ah but are all Christians "Christian"? Fool. Not all sects of the Christian religion are the same belief structure. No more than all Liberals are "Liberal." An example: Southern Baptist vs. Northeastern Episcopalian.

Catholics tend to resist even such small tamperings as Birth Control just as vehemently as a Baptist resists abortion. So you're telling me that ALL liberals are christians in the same sense as a conservvative is? Or even as Christian as a full blown papal Catholic is? You're a greater fool than I thought you were if you think that.

Kerry is Catholic, if Kerry is a "Faithful" Catholic he will resist helping the Pro-Choice platform (which is a staple of the liberal platform), regardless of what he says. If he doesn't then that just goes to show that his Christianity is about as deep as the Campaign Promise of "No new Taxs" was from George SR.

So if most liberals are "Christian," explain why they support Roe vs. Wade, while the 'Christian Coalition' is dead set on destroying the ruling? Seems to me that if you were really "Christian" you'd be following these Leviticus reading fools around protesting Gay Marriage and burning Abortion Clinics to the ground.
#18 Jul 11 2004 at 7:45 PM Rating: Decent
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Ah but are all Christians "Christian"?


Yes, you uneducated worthless brainwashed ball of fecal matter, they are.



Fool. Not all sects of the Christian religion are the same belief structure.


No ****. However, lightning boy, they are still all "Christian".


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No more than all Liberals are "Liberal." An example: Southern Baptist vs. Northeastern Episcopalian.
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Example of what? Two Christian groups? Thanks for proving my point for me, Corky. It's a shame they cancled your series, by the way.


Catholics tend to resist even such small tamperings as Birth Control just as vehemently as a Baptist resists abortion. So you're telling me that ALL liberals are christians in the same sense as a conservvative is? Or even as Christian as a full blown papal Catholic is? You're a greater fool than I thought you were if you think that.


I don't know where to begin here. It's uncommon that I argue with someone who misunderstands the definition of a simple word.

There is no such thing as "as Christian". It's an absolute. Either you're a Christian, or you aren't. It's not a specturm. Monks aren't "more Christian" than a layperson. The Pope isn't more "Christian" than Bill Clinton.


Kerry is Catholic, if Kerry is a "Faithful" Catholic he will resist helping the Pro-Choice platform (which is a staple of the liberal platform), regardless of what he says.


Yeah, that's ludicrous. Thanks for playing, we have some lovely parting gifts for you, including a lifetime perscription to Thorazine to try and stop the voices.


If he doesn't then that just goes to show that his Christianity is about as deep as the Campaign Promise of "No new Taxs" was from George SR.


Say what? If Kerry disagrees with some pronouncments of the Holy See, his "Christanity" is shallow? I never knew that every other denomination of Christanity other than strict Catholisism was shallow. It does explain a great deal, though.


So if most liberals are "Christian," explain why they support Roe vs. Wade, while the 'Christian Coalition' is dead set on destroying the ruling?


Because Being Christian has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with abortion

Zip. Nada. Bupkis.


Seems to me that if you were really "Christian" you'd be following these Leviticus reading fools around protesting Gay Marriage and burning Abortion Clinics to the ground.


Most Gay Marriges are conducted by Christians.

You simpering idiot.
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#19 Jul 11 2004 at 9:03 PM Rating: Default
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Because Being Christian has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with abortion


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You simpering idiot.


You basically paraphrased all my points, while being completely oblivious to what the post said. Congrats. Why don't you go to any Christian website and post my point and yours. I think you'll see that you're a blubbering moran. The fact is that just because you *say* you are doesn't *mean* you are. If you're too obtuse to realize that you're a ******* moran. Thus:

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Ah but are all Christians "Christian"?


This is a valid point. The entire reference was just because they say they are doesn't mean they live the life thats laid down in basic scripture. Fool. Case in point, Catholic Priests. Or are you too big an *** to catch that? Failing to even grasp the point in the first sentence of my post automatically disqualifies anything you have to say about the rest. Thanks for playing, now GFY.

Edit: I recommend the popular Christian movement of america for a thermometer of the basic Christian sentiment on these topics, see: Jerry Falwell

And before you open your big ******* mouth to flame this, I suggest you realize that christianity in america is not *personified* by the liberal christian, but by the cornbread christian. Until you *can grasp* that then it seems you're more obtuse than any person here.

Remember Smash, Lib Christians are like Green Party members at a loggers convention. You're the miniority, but a bigger majority than my own "religion."

Edited, Sun Jul 11 22:12:26 2004 by AriesGhost
#20 Jul 11 2004 at 9:15 PM Rating: Good
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Ariesghost, that was one of the best posts ever, you really nailed it. I can't think of any other common knowledge/sense that could have possibly been thrown in there.

You have a grasp of the obvious, that is rivaled by no man, and few women!

Let me try..

The sky is blue!
Grass is green!
I am a genius!

It doesn't get any easier than that.
#21 Jul 11 2004 at 9:17 PM Rating: Decent
Double Post

Edited, Sun Jul 11 22:18:51 2004 by AriesGhost
#22 Jul 11 2004 at 9:18 PM Rating: Default
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I can't think of any other common knowledge/sense that could have possibly been thrown in there.


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You have a grasp of the obvious, that is rivaled by no man, and few women!


So what's that say about Smash :P
#23 Jul 11 2004 at 9:21 PM Rating: Good
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So what's that say about Smash :P


You're his new toy!

Edited, Sun Jul 11 22:21:52 2004 by BriallasMoney
#24 Jul 11 2004 at 11:36 PM Rating: Default
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You're his new toy!


Sweet, now I get to be a brainwashed pompous *******! Yippy, I am FULFILLED!
#25 Jul 12 2004 at 4:40 AM Rating: Decent
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Aries, you're another one of those people who do things exactly by the book, do what you're told, and never think that someone can have faith in something, yet disagree with parts of what it says, aren't you?

I mean, god FORBID that you believe in something that you have a few disagreements about.

Smash has faith in Kerry, yet he doesn't follow his beliefs exactly. Someone can have faith in god, and have some disagreements about what he says, and still be a christian.

You're incredibly stupid. Go log off life. Permanently.

Edited, Mon Jul 12 05:40:36 2004 by Chtulhu
#26 Jul 12 2004 at 7:59 AM Rating: Decent
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Aries, you're another one of those people who do things exactly by the book


Thats why I'm argueing from a christian standpoint when I'm not a christian right ******? Did it ever possibly occur to you that some people can *actually* argue the other side? That we aren't all polar retards like yourself?

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god FORBID that you believe in something that you have a few disagreements about.


Hmm, well I believe in Democracy and have MORE than a few disaggreements with that, so how exactly does your logic apply here ******? Oh yes, the power of assumption, congrats you proved you have what it takes to be judge and jury. Now why don't you go do something with your *amazing* abilities to read into everything everyone posts and do something useful. Like, oh maybe solve a few crimes, or develope a vaccine for aids, or maybe move to Argentina and track WWII War Criminals, say 15 feet, and GKY.

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Someone can have faith in god, and have some disagreements about what he says, and still be a christian.


Yes, a few disagreements, but if you can't accept the major tenements of the *faith* then you can't have faith. Thats like a ****** saying well I don't believe Christ died for my sins, I disagree with that, but I'm *still* christian. Congrats, you're a ******, now rather than log off, just kill yourself and leave the PC on.



Edited, Mon Jul 12 09:24:02 2004 by AriesGhost
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