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#1 Jul 02 2004 at 4:11 PM Rating: Decent
Hey I went to the dentist the other day, he told me I have to get a tooth pulled...first one I've gotten pulled before, can anyone tell me the procedure they use?

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#2 Jul 02 2004 at 4:12 PM Rating: Excellent
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Yes. They tie a string to your tooth, then the other end to the doorknob. Then they slam the door.
#3 Jul 02 2004 at 4:13 PM Rating: Default
If i were them, I'd just punch you in the face 'til it fell out.

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#4 Jul 02 2004 at 4:26 PM Rating: Decent
Dude that's awesome....I'm gonna have to try that once. I hope my parent's don't find out...someone could get hurt...

..or DEAD.

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#5 Jul 02 2004 at 4:40 PM Rating: Decent
I can't tell if you're too much, or not enough of a moran to be my puppet Radek.

Die please, thanks.
#6 Jul 02 2004 at 4:47 PM Rating: Decent
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Yes. They tie a string to your tooth, then the other end to the doorknob. Then they slam the door.
This was my dad's method. Luckily, he only used it on himself, not us kids.

Tough old man, my dad was.
#7 Jul 02 2004 at 4:51 PM Rating: Decent
When I had a loose tooth, I'd just chew on a "Now 'n' Later" candy.

That stuff pulled my teeth out whether I meant for it to do so or not. People didn't fu[b][/b]ck around with candy making back in the day, that was some hardcore candy, man.

And Jawbreakers?? Damn that was a fine candy.

Don't make them like they used to.
#8 Jul 02 2004 at 5:17 PM Rating: Default
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I can't tell if you're too much, or not enough of a moran to be my puppet Radek.


Well if you decide to use me as a puppet, don't make me a clown puppet; those are scary.

Radek

Edited, Fri Jul 2 18:17:56 2004 by RadekDeLoku
#9 Jul 02 2004 at 5:24 PM Rating: Excellent
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You're such a f[/b]uckass. Why don't you go suck a f[b]uck.
#10 Jul 02 2004 at 5:30 PM Rating: Decent
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You're such a ******** Why don't you go suck a ****.


Aight.

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#11 Jul 02 2004 at 5:33 PM Rating: Decent
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Which tooth?

Makes a big diffrence.
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#12 Jul 02 2004 at 5:37 PM Rating: Decent
Number 30. They have to pull it because somewhere along last year or so the top of the tooth broke off and the gum grew up in it, but it didn't hurt at all.
#13 Jul 02 2004 at 5:43 PM Rating: Good
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Depends allot on your insurance :)
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#14 Jul 02 2004 at 5:49 PM Rating: Decent
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Number 30. They have to pull it because somewhere along last year or so the top of the tooth broke off and the gum grew up in it, but it didn't hurt at all.


They cut the gum away if it's submerged and then use what's essentially a specialy made pair of surgical stainless pliers or other tools designed to grab the tooth and basically just pull as much out as they can. Ussually the tooth will break if it's rotten, as yours seems to be, and they'll use smaller pliers to get the root peices out.

They'll either use gas and novacaine or just novacaine.

When I had my wisdom teeth pulled I went without anastetic, which if you ahve a high tollerance for pain, I'd recomend. The dentist/oral surgeon is much more carefull when he knows you can feel it.

That's just me though.
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#15 Jul 02 2004 at 5:58 PM Rating: Excellent
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Damn Smash, you deserve your custom title. Morphine and Vicodin for me please.
#16 Jul 02 2004 at 6:30 PM Rating: Decent
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When I had my wisdom teeth pulled I went without anastetic, which if you ahve a high tollerance for pain, I'd recomend. The dentist/oral surgeon is much more carefull when he knows you can feel it.


I went through eight hours of induced labor (which is supposedly more painful than normal labor) without anesthetic ... but if they're gonna be yanking teeth outta my mouth they'd better knock my *** out.

Mouth pain sucks.
#17 Jul 02 2004 at 6:36 PM Rating: Decent
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I went through eight hours of induced labor (which is supposedly more painful than normal labor) without anesthetic ... but if they're gonna be yanking teeth outta my mouth they'd better knock my *** out.


You know, to be honest it's really not that painful. There's so much adrenalin during the process I think I was more bothered by the sensation of someone ripping a tooth out of my mouth. I didn't feel it untill about a half hour out of the office, at which point I took the Vicadin.

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#18 Jul 02 2004 at 8:44 PM Rating: Decent
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Yes. They tie a string to your tooth, then the other end to the doorknob. Then they slam the door.


The other method is tie the string to a large stone instead of a doorknob, stand well back from a high window and throw stone out of the window, hold onto something so that it dosent just pull you to your death or give you whiplash.
#19 Jul 02 2004 at 8:48 PM Rating: Decent
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I was hunting once in Wyoming with a guy and he started having crushing pain from a tooth he had had problems with for a while. It was probably 19 or 20 hours to hike out to the vehicles, so he tied a string to his tooth, the other end to an arrow, I held his head, and he shot the arrow.

Said it was cmopletely painless.

I was worried about how I would explain it if he broke his kneck.
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#20 Jul 03 2004 at 12:41 PM Rating: Good
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I was hunting once in Wyoming with a guy and he started having crushing pain from a tooth he had had problems with for a while. It was probably 19 or 20 hours to hike out to the vehicles, so he tied a string to his tooth, the other end to an arrow, I held his head, and he shot the arrow.

Said it was cmopletely painless.

I was worried about how I would explain it if he broke his kneck.


I think the fact that you don't have any friends and have never been to Wyoming would be a pretty good defense. Smiley: wink2
#21 Jul 03 2004 at 1:07 PM Rating: Excellent
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What I want to kow, is how the hell does someone manage to tie any type of cord with a sufficient tensile strength to pull out a tooth, around a tooth in the first place? There isn't exactly a huge gap on either side i'm assuming, and a tooth is rectangular so there isn't really a whole lot of area to stop the string from slipping. Maybe you have to glue it to the tooth?
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#22 Jul 03 2004 at 2:25 PM Rating: Excellent
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Well, when the tooth is already loose it's easier of course. We used to use regular old string, the stuff my mom kept around to tie up packages for mailing. Tie a loop knot in it, slip it over the tooth, tilt your head back for a lower tooth or forward for an upper tooth, slam the door (or toss the stone, whatever method your family uses).

But that was for baby teeth, we weren't in the habit of pulling out our permanent teeth. That might require a differen methodology.

The thing I remember most about having my wisdom teeth dug out was the sound. It's like a gravel mixer inside your head.
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#23 Jul 03 2004 at 2:29 PM Rating: Excellent
Dry Socket - one of the most painful experiences a person can experience.
#24 Jul 03 2004 at 6:34 PM Rating: Good
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I just got my last 2 wisdom teeth out yesterday. I'm still hungover from the painkillers too. blech.

I thought they'd have to cut one out, because it broke a few months ago and there was barely any tooth left. But somehow the dentist managed to grab that sucker and pull it out anyway.

The extraction is no big deal. It's the shots that hurt.
#25 Jul 03 2004 at 9:24 PM Rating: Good
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When I had my wisdom teeth pulled I went without anastetic, which if you ahve a high tollerance for pain, I'd recomend. The dentist/oral surgeon is much more carefull when he knows you can feel it.


When I did it, I told the dentist he'd better knock me out. Or else I'd probably hit him at some point. They had to gas me 3 times to keep me under for the duration.

And yes, one ended up being dry socket. That sucked ***.
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