Heres a funny story;
An army barrack was stading at attention while being inspected by a general. He starts his speech and a little wat into it, someone says "I'm crazy." The general the asked who said it.
No one fessed up, so he went on with his speech. And again some says, "I'm crazy." The now pissed off general, starts threatening the person who said it. He calms down and goes on with his speech. Yet again someone says, "I'm crazy." As the general is about to go into a ranting rage, someone says that the guy is on the radio. The general goes to the radio and asks for the name of the speaker. But all he gets is "I'm crazy."
Pissed off to the extreme, the general says, "This frequency is for military use only, cease and assists. Tell me where you are so I can personally put you in Federal prison." The answer he got was "I'm not that freaking crazy."