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Did you know that there is a town in Florida that is the grounds of an asylum. You get to walk around town, shop, eat lunch at McDonalds and visit all of your insane relatives at the same time.
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Back in the day, Moron, Idiot, and Imbecile were legal names to show your intelligence.
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My relatives are are crazier than a high chiuaua on viagra.
I was gonna post something witty but it seems your having fun all by your own self...
Have fun mate!
Have fun mate!
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Of course I can have fun by myself, and all with my right hand.
So how many sock puppets do you have skeeter?
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WTF? I don;t know who you think I am.
For all you know Im a 13 year old special needs kid with a drol cup.
For all you know Im a 13 year old special needs kid with a drol cup.
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For all you know Im a 13 year old special needs kid with a drol cup.
Ya mean yer not?
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Im a 17 year old, with Turrets, naked in front of my computer.
give me some credit.
give me some credit.
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For all you know Im a 13 year old special needs kid with a drol cup.
Ummm I think he just admitted he is in fact Skeeter.
At least that’s how I picture him ... /shrug
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Just because Skeeter is gone doesnt mean that everyone you meet on the internet is him. All i have to worry about is not leaving the confines of this city or my ankle braclet will go off.
well just incase you are skeeter, i hate you
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I hate me too.
To much love can do things to people.
To much love can do things to people.
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When someone yells "I've got a bone sticking out of my ***!",
you laugh inside, but when there is actually a bone sticking out, you laugh out loud and wonder what the hell they were doing.
you laugh inside, but when there is actually a bone sticking out, you laugh out loud and wonder what the hell they were doing.
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Heres a funny story;
An army barrack was stading at attention while being inspected by a general. He starts his speech and a little wat into it, someone says "I'm crazy." The general the asked who said it.
No one fessed up, so he went on with his speech. And again some says, "I'm crazy." The now pissed off general, starts threatening the person who said it. He calms down and goes on with his speech. Yet again someone says, "I'm crazy." As the general is about to go into a ranting rage, someone says that the guy is on the radio. The general goes to the radio and asks for the name of the speaker. But all he gets is "I'm crazy."
Pissed off to the extreme, the general says, "This frequency is for military use only, cease and assists. Tell me where you are so I can personally put you in Federal prison." The answer he got was "I'm not that freaking crazy."
An army barrack was stading at attention while being inspected by a general. He starts his speech and a little wat into it, someone says "I'm crazy." The general the asked who said it.
No one fessed up, so he went on with his speech. And again some says, "I'm crazy." The now pissed off general, starts threatening the person who said it. He calms down and goes on with his speech. Yet again someone says, "I'm crazy." As the general is about to go into a ranting rage, someone says that the guy is on the radio. The general goes to the radio and asks for the name of the speaker. But all he gets is "I'm crazy."
Pissed off to the extreme, the general says, "This frequency is for military use only, cease and assists. Tell me where you are so I can personally put you in Federal prison." The answer he got was "I'm not that freaking crazy."
Most people that have tourette's probably know how to spell it.
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Damn, you found me out. I dont have that disease. How about Corhns disease.
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Here's a lessen my granddad tried to teach me;
a white guy
a french dude
and a black guy
all apply for a janitor job
who got the job?
a white guy
a french dude
and a black guy
all apply for a janitor job
who got the job?
ZionicKnight wrote:
Here's a lessen my granddad tried to teach me;
a white guy
a french dude
and a black guy
all apply for a janitor job
who got the job?
a white guy
a french dude
and a black guy
all apply for a janitor job
who got the job?
The mexican?
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Why did the mexican get the job?
He crawled under the fence?
No he got put on grounds keeping. They generaly have thier own weedwhackers.
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How about Corhns disease
Most people with Crohn's can also spell that. I think you may just be mildly retarded. Sorry for having to break it to you like this. If it makes you feel better almost half of the population has a below average I.Q.
Edited, Fri Jul 2 08:20:01 2004 by xythex
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Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
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well just incase you are skeeter, i hate you
Hey Zionic, you should feel very honored to be accused of being my puppet, I on the other hand am very offended, you're a fu'cking dolt.
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He crawled under the fence?
Swam across the border.
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Swam across the border.
Yeah, that was the worst part when I came here illegaly, all of that damn water at the Mexico/California border.
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