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HA! The Airport in Orange County, or more specifically, Santa Ana is called the John Wayne Airport. There's a big statue of the Duke in the middle too.
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HA! The Airport in Orange County, or more specifically, Santa Ana is called the John Wayne Airport. There's a big statue of the Duke in the middle too.
Oh yeah I forgot about JW Airport. Right down there next to South Coast Plaza. You live there Crimson?
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*Ahem* As a resident of El Paso, I must say that due to our distance from the rest of the state, we would no longer like to be associated with the rest of Texas. Thank you.
Does that mean the winner of the 160 million Texas lotto is going to give me their winnings if I claim to be from Texas.
Used to, for a couple of years, after my brief stint at UCLA, I moved to Orange County. JW is a nice alternative to LAX.
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*Ahem* As a resident of El Paso, I must say that due to our distance from the rest of the state, we would no longer like to be associated with the rest of Texas. Thank you.
Kinda like SF and California. We haven't been a part of our state since the late 60's.
Eb
Are you kidding? SF is no longer part of this planet.
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Are you kidding? SF is no longer part of this planet.
Woo-hoo!
Eb
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Texas is its own country. While the rest of the nation is getting touchy and feely (in more than one way). Texas put competition into overdrive. They still have deathrow.
What I would like to know is why that in someplaces (California), thay set up sport leagues where there are no losers.
What I would like to know is why that in someplaces (California), thay set up sport leagues where there are no losers.
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What I would like to know is why that in someplaces (California), thay set up sport leagues where there are no losers.
That's because all the losers live in Texas.
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Texas is its own country. While the rest of the nation is getting touchy and feely (in more than one way). Texas put competition into overdrive. They still have deathrow.
Wow, one of only 40 or so states you can say that about.
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Well to bad that all those loser carry shotguns in the back of their pickups.
Their not exactly nice.
Their not exactly nice.
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Well to bad that all those loser carry shotguns in the back of their pickups.
Ya know what? That is too bad.
Eb
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Texans are incredibly stupid, but then so are a lot of people.
Tree huggers protesting with wooden sticks and cardboard signs.
Of all the stupid things.
Tree huggers protesting with wooden sticks and cardboard signs.
Of all the stupid things.
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Tree huggers protesting with wooden sticks and cardboard signs.
Of all the stupid things.
Of all the stupid things.
Those trees gave their lives for freedom!
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Tree huggers protesting with wooden sticks and cardboard signs.
Of all the stupid things.
Of all the stupid things.
Those trees gave their lives for freedom!
Eb
Yes, because what else would they write the Declaration of Independence on?
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And dolphins sacrafices themselves to give us that extra taste in tuna!
How'bout this, on a radio station in Texas there was this one birthday prank call thing. So the radio host call this woman and told her that her husband was fired. She asked why, and they responded that they couldnt have someone who was going to make them look bad. She asked how he would make them look bad. They said that he was cought having sex with his secretary in his office. So the woman goews off cursing at her husband over tha phoone for 10 minutes. The she bluted out " Now were even. I slept withe his brother after our wedding.". She wasnt laughing when they told her that it was a joke.
How'bout this, on a radio station in Texas there was this one birthday prank call thing. So the radio host call this woman and told her that her husband was fired. She asked why, and they responded that they couldnt have someone who was going to make them look bad. She asked how he would make them look bad. They said that he was cought having sex with his secretary in his office. So the woman goews off cursing at her husband over tha phoone for 10 minutes. The she bluted out " Now were even. I slept withe his brother after our wedding.". She wasnt laughing when they told her that it was a joke.
It's the humidity, heat, and oil refinery residue. Trust me on this...
edit: if it makes you feal any better, by washington state standards, it's a really ****** highway.
Edited, Thu Jul 1 21:16:22 2004 by Kaolian
edit: if it makes you feal any better, by washington state standards, it's a really ****** highway.
Edited, Thu Jul 1 21:16:22 2004 by Kaolian
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Damn the humidity. You can drink water while breathing in. Oil refineries as far as the ye can see. Mosquitoes to drain your watery blood. And of couse the smell of methane gas in the air.
Ya we got a Barry Goldwater High School a stones throw from my house, and down south a Carl Hayden High School, I imagine McCain if when he retires will get a high school too.
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It's the BarBee Q that kill Texans.
The heat from the charcoal and the summer heat fry the brains.
I should know, it happened to my neighbor.
The heat from the charcoal and the summer heat fry the brains.
I should know, it happened to my neighbor.
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People in Houston dirve like crazy people. You hear about bad traffic on L.A. but thats just people stoping in the middle of the road to look at accidents. New York is the same. But in Houston, there is no stopping to look at accidents, its go and creater your own accident, so you can get a $5,000 bill for a tow that only took you 2 blocks
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Another reason Texans are weird could be that they sniff the inside of their gun scopes
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