So, I'm listening to this online radio station out of Texas that I listen to a good deal, KHYI 95.3, I have no idea where it's located to be honest, other than it's in Texas.
Normally I ignore the local news stuff and trafic and whatnot, but today they're doing the traffic and something catches my attention.
And accident on the George Bush Highway.
Are you fuc[b][/b]king kidding me? There's a highway named after a one term President who's still alive?
Are you people really that desperate? I mean I could understand the LBJ highway. Or even the Sam Houston bridge or something, but the Bush highway??
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So, I'm listening to this online radio station out of Texas that I listen to a good deal, KHYI 95.3, I have no idea where it's located to be honest, other than it's in Texas.
Normally I ignore the local news stuff and trafic and whatnot, but today they're doing the traffic and something catches my attention.
And accident on the George Bush Highway.
Are you ******* kidding me? There's a highway named after a one term President who's still alive?
Are you people really that desperate? I mean I could understand the LBJ highway. Or even the Sam Houston bridge or something, but the Bush highway??
Normally I ignore the local news stuff and trafic and whatnot, but today they're doing the traffic and something catches my attention.
And accident on the George Bush Highway.
Are you ******* kidding me? There's a highway named after a one term President who's still alive?
Are you people really that desperate? I mean I could understand the LBJ highway. Or even the Sam Houston bridge or something, but the Bush highway??
Are you, in fact, "messin' with Texas"???
Eb
Isn't the saying "nothing but steers and ****** are from texas" How long was W. the governor of Texas before becoming president? And was it the George Bush or George W. Bush freeway?
I assume it's Bush Sr. I can't imagine it's Jr.
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I heard someone on the radio call I-88 (or maybe it was I-80) in Chicago the "Ronald Reagan Memorial Expressway" 
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Cook County Hospital in Chicago (where ER is set) was recently renamed "John Stroger Hospital," after the CURRENTLY SERVING president of the Cook County Board.
I think CA get's to claim Regan at this point. Birthplaces aside.
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We're on our second Actor/Governor. Gotta love CA.
Jophiel wrote:
I heard someone on the radio call I-88 (or maybe it was I-80) in Chicago the "Ronald Reagan Memorial Expressway"
Yea I think there is a Ronald Reagan Highway somewhere, but I can't seem to Remember where it is....drawing a blank. Yup, no idea where.
Cook County Hospital in Chicago (where ER is set) was recently renamed "John Stroger Hospital," after the CURRENTLY SERVING president of the Cook County Board.
Yeah, but that's Cook County. You can get a dog elected to the Cook County Board if you know the right people. It's almost as corrupt as boston for city/county politics.
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Well...first. It is named after George Bush Sr.
Second George Bush Jr. was the govenor of texas for about 4 years. So learn the facts bfore you make assumptions.
Second George Bush Jr. was the govenor of texas for about 4 years. So learn the facts bfore you make assumptions.
Thanks sockpuppet, and I didn't make any assumptions I just asked those questions.
Aren't most people who are governor serve a four year term? That's like.. a normal term -- nothing to consider special.
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I would assume it has more to do with him having been govenor rather than president. You know those Texans.
Down here, you can't drive 20 miles without driving on/crossing a Martin Luther King Jr. Hwy/Blvd/Memorial Drive.
And I thought this was the south. Sheesh.
And I thought this was the south. Sheesh.
Really?
I can't think of anything named after a Massachussets Govenor. I mean every other school is JFK high, but Govenors?
We do have a nice statue of the most corrupt Irish politician in the history of the country who ran for mayor from Jail and won.
I can't think of anything named after a Massachussets Govenor. I mean every other school is JFK high, but Govenors?
We do have a nice statue of the most corrupt Irish politician in the history of the country who ran for mayor from Jail and won.
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Really?
I can't think of anything named after a Massachussets Govenor. I mean every other school is JFK high, but Govenors?
We do have a nice statue of the most corrupt Irish politician in the history of the country who ran for mayor from Jail and won.
I can't think of anything named after a Massachussets Govenor. I mean every other school is JFK high, but Govenors?
We do have a nice statue of the most corrupt Irish politician in the history of the country who ran for mayor from Jail and won.
Hey didn't the mayor of DC do the same thing? Either that or he was on crack.
Hey didn't the mayor of DC do the same thing? Either that or he was on crack
He's not Irish, though.
Black politicians that go to jail are a horrible disgrace to black people who can't find more suitable leaders.
Irish politicians who go to jail are lovable rogues!
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Right! Of course!
On another note, naming things after JFK or MLK is alot different than naming things after GB or GWB.
On another note, naming things after JFK or MLK is alot different than naming things after GB or GWB.
Yeah, well... where I'm from, we have Charlie Daniels Hwy! So ha!
There's Jim Nabors Highway between Auburn and Birmingham in AL.
There's Jim Nabors Highway between Auburn and Birmingham in AL.
Nice.
Boston has the Lenny Zakem bridge as the centerpeice of the Big Dig.
Not even people in Boston know who the fuc[b][/b]k the guy was.
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GW Bush was governor of Texas for I believe 6-7 years before he stepped down to run for president. There is a Gorge Bush tollway for the north Dallas cities, not sure on which other cities have a GB highway, pretty sure Houston would have one. But the Naming of hwys after people is becoming quite common in Texas, atleast I have heard of Bush. But what I think is funny is the local generalization of any one not from Texas is not worth respect, but if they have political aspirations they are great Texans. Both Bushes are perfect examples of this, two yankees who move to Texas for politics.
On a side note I am surprised there was only one accident there with all the rain we have had this month most Texans have permantly water logged brains.
On a side note I am surprised there was only one accident there with all the rain we have had this month most Texans have permantly water logged brains.
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GW Bush was governor of Texas for I believe 6-7 years before he stepped down to run for president. There is a Gorge Bush tollway for the north Dallas cities, not sure on which other cities have a GB highway, pretty sure Houston would have one. But the Naming of hwys after people is becoming quite common in Texas, atleast I have heard of Bush. But what I think is funny is the local generalization of any one not from Texas is not worth respect, but if they have political aspirations they are great Texans. Both Bushes are perfect examples of this, two yankees who move to Texas for politics.
On a side note I am surprised there was only one accident there with all the rain we have had this month most Texans have permantly water logged brains.
On a side note I am surprised there was only one accident there with all the rain we have had this month most Texans have permantly water logged brains.
I try to stay away from Gorge Bush, it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
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There is no freeway dedicated to any Bush in Houston. The thing that is wrong with people in Texas, and all the states north to it, is that there are to many mexicans and no one knows wether to associate with the east or west coast.
To go in further on the mexican thing. Some little toen in Texas actually made a law that everyone in the town had to speak Spanish and only Spanish while at a cash register.
WTF? I thought this was America!
To go in further on the mexican thing. Some little toen in Texas actually made a law that everyone in the town had to speak Spanish and only Spanish while at a cash register.
WTF? I thought this was America!
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Really?
I can't think of anything named after a Massachussets Govenor. I mean every other school is JFK high, but Govenors?
We do have a nice statue of the most corrupt Irish politician in the history of the country who ran for mayor from Jail and won.
I can't think of anything named after a Massachussets Govenor. I mean every other school is JFK high, but Govenors?
We do have a nice statue of the most corrupt Irish politician in the history of the country who ran for mayor from Jail and won.
I know there is some Reagan crap somewhere here in California.
The international Terminal at LAX is named after Tom Bradley (Mayor of Los Angeles about 10 years ago). Go figure.
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