well they way i see this battle going down is like such..
-monkey would start off with with insulting the goat -the goat would follow up with an insult about the monkeys sister -Well since no one talks bout the monkeys sister without getting an *** kickin the monkey would go ape atyle on thw goat. -the goat then would counter the monkeys atack and start spanking the monkey. -They then settle their diffrences and go get drunk.