WTF is a "Canada Day" and why is it on my calendar for July 1?
"Canada Day"... sheesh.
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Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Gives them a day off so they can bake cakes for July 4th?
/em runs away!
Edited, Tue Jun 29 14:09:51 2004 by tarv
/em runs away!
Edited, Tue Jun 29 14:09:51 2004 by tarv
Damnit, you let out our secret plan!
Canada Day is when we're going to invade, like D-Day.
I feel it's only fair to warn you, you will be decimated.
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I feel it's only fair to warn you, you will be decimated.
Yeah cuz those crazy Alabama yokels hate it when you try to take their cousins away from them.
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Yeah cuz those crazy Alabama yokels hate it when you try to take their cousins away from them.
We sure do, a cousin is some good lovin'.
Canada Day is a day set aside for all Canadians, to give thanks, that we are not Americans.
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WTF is a "Canada Day" and why is it on my calendar for July 1?
Canada Day is the day that Americans celebrate how much better than the Canadians we are. We also turn on the Kids In The Hall marathon and hurl ***** at the television screen. Or is that just me?
Canada day is just another excuse to drink our beer, and as Friar Reinman said thank the sweet lord that we are not American.
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And I thought just about everyone in the Western hemisphere was 'American.'
Oh, you meant citizens of the United States of America.
Then again, I guess we do kind of dominate things. Ok, I guess can even acknowledge that we took over the meaning of the word American. No room for anyone else after we sit our big fat asses down on it...
Oh, you meant citizens of the United States of America.
Then again, I guess we do kind of dominate things. Ok, I guess can even acknowledge that we took over the meaning of the word American. No room for anyone else after we sit our big fat asses down on it...
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Canada day is just another excuse to drink our beer, and as Friar Reinman said thank the sweet lord that we are not American.
well i'm not canadian, but i'm not american, so i'm up for that
It's Canada's birthday!
But really it's an excuse to drink beers, eat lard and work on sewing beaver-skin caps for the winter. Yay!
Wanna come over, Joph?
But really it's an excuse to drink beers, eat lard and work on sewing beaver-skin caps for the winter. Yay!
Wanna come over, Joph?
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Canada Day is like when the cool kids in school were having a blowout party and you and your little nerdling friends would get together to play D&D, fooling yourselves in to thinking that was as much fun as drunk chicks, loud music and occupied bathrooms that no one can pee in.
I will be in Vegas for the fourth of July -- what do you crazy 'mericans do on that joyous day? Should I bring enough beaver-skin for everyone?? 
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what do you crazy 'mericans do on that joyous day?
We get drunk, blow our fingers off with bottle rockets. Then sue the fireworks company, the store that sold them to us, the state that the store is in, the neighbors and our dogs. Then we pass a law banning anything that involves fire or that works
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Sweet i got to pick up a shift on July 1st which now means Canada Days means double time and a half for pay.
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We get drunk, blow our fingers off with bottle rockets. Then sue the fireworks company, the store that sold them to us, the state that the store is in, the neighbors and our dogs. Then we pass a law banning anything that involves fire or that works
and then we go buy us more fireworks from the Indians, whom between that and their casinos are all secretly laughing their asses off at us right now
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Fireworks are prohibited in most of southern California this year due to "extreme fire hazard."
So we'll be skipping the blowing off of fingers and just drink more beer.
So we'll be skipping the blowing off of fingers and just drink more beer.
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Fireworks are prohibited in most of southern California this year due to "extreme fire hazard
Even if all you want to do is blow up some puppies? Sheesh.
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and then we go buy us more fireworks from the Indians, whom between that and their casinos are all secretly laughing their asses off at us right now
Yep, laughing themselves all the way to the bottom of a bottle of bourbon after trying to stab their old lady with a buck knife.
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wrong thread
Edited, Thu Jul 1 13:41:05 2004 by Gadin
Edited, Thu Jul 1 13:41:05 2004 by Gadin
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