Ok, Totem, you challenged. I'm answering.
It begins:
So, Totem, isn't the reason you fly helicopters because you dream of hot man love with Jan-Michael Vincent from Airwolf?
Oh, wait. It was Ernest Borgnine.
Eb
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Just to let you know, these things never end well.
Nor are they amusing.
Grady
Nor are they amusing.
Grady
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix, angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machin ery of night.
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Just to let you know, these things never end well.
Nor are they amusing.
Grady
Nor are they amusing.
Grady
Duly noted.
Eb
I would be somewhat amused if Totem responded.
..so is this gonna be like a "Yo mama's So Fat.." competition or wuht?
I herby proclaim Totem to be the winner, by not answering, he has proven your insignificance beyond reasonable doubt.
I like that Grady thinks he is our spokes person, and feels he is important enough to answer for everybody. Well Grady, I do like these things, so please keep your comments to yourself.
I like that Grady thinks he is our spokes person, and feels he is important enough to answer for everybody. Well Grady, I do like these things, so please keep your comments to yourself.
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Grady
"you big dummy"
*clutches heart*
"I'm coming 'Lizebeth"
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I herby proclaim Totem to be the winner, by not answering, he has proven your insignificance beyond reasonable doubt.
Twiztid
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
*yawn*
Damn, my mouth still taste like colt 45 from last night. Man .. I can't even remember which a ma baby mamas I was with...
Damn, my mouth still taste like colt 45 from last night. Man .. I can't even remember which a ma baby mamas I was with...
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I herby proclaim Totem to be the winner, by not answering, he has proven your insignificance beyond reasonable doubt.
I'm just responding to him calling me out. Believe you me, if he was ignoring me I'd REVEL in the loserdom.
Eb
Well, if I knew this would shut Totem up all day I would have done it sooner.
He's prolly too busy out there flying the Screaming Mimi from Riptide.
http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/ShowMainServlet/showid-702/
Eb
He's prolly too busy out there flying the Screaming Mimi from Riptide.
http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/ShowMainServlet/showid-702/
Eb
Skeet walks into a bar with a huge burlap sack over his shoulder. He leans against the bar and sets the sack on the stool next to him and asks the bartender if he would like to see a trick. The bartender replies, "Sure, it's been a slow night, so yeah, I would love to see a trick." So Skeet proceeds to pull the biggest snapping turtle anyone has ever seen out of the burlap sack and sets it back on the bar stool. Next he unbuttons his pants and pulls out his *****, gives the turtle a solid tap on the head and the turtle latches on to it. Next he swings this huge snapping turtle around in circles by his unit for a few seconds and then lets it come to a stop so the turtle is just hanging there. Finally he pokes the snapping turtle in the eyes, watches it let go and crawl back into the bag. Skeet zips his pants back up and says, "I'll give anyone in here $10,000 dollars if they can do that." A skinny 160 pound fellow named Pickle down at the end of the bar slowly stands up and says "I'll do it, so long as you don't poke me in the eyes."
Totem
Totem
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Skeet walks into a bar with a huge burlap sack over his shoulder. He leans against the bar and sets the sack on the stool next to him and asks the bartender if he would like to see a trick. The bartender replies, "Sure, it's been a slow night, so yeah, I would love to see a trick." So Skeet proceeds to pull the biggest snapping turtle anyone has ever seen out of the burlap sack and sets it back on the bar stool. Next he unbuttons his pants and pulls out his *****, gives the turtle a solid tap on the head and the turtle latches on to it. Next he swings this huge snapping turtle around in circles by his unit for a few seconds and then lets it come to a stop so the turtle is just hanging there. Finally he pokes the snapping turtle in the eyes, watches it let go and crawl back into the bag. Skeet zips his pants back up and says, "I'll give anyone in here $10,000 dollars if they can do that." A skinny 160 pound fellow named Pickle down at the end of the bar slowly stands up and says "I'll do it, so long as you don't poke me in the eyes."
Totem
Totem
And you were scoring points with the silent treatment! Ya had to go fu[i][/i]ck it up!
Eb
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Skeet walks into a bar with a huge burlap sack over his shoulder. He leans against the bar and sets the sack on the stool next to him and asks the bartender if he would like to see a trick. The bartender replies, "Sure, it's been a slow night, so yeah, I would love to see a trick." So Skeet proceeds to pull the biggest snapping turtle anyone has ever seen out of the burlap sack and sets it back on the bar stool. Next he unbuttons his pants and pulls out his *****, gives the turtle a solid tap on the head and the turtle latches on to it. Next he swings this huge snapping turtle around in circles by his unit for a few seconds and then lets it come to a stop so the turtle is just hanging there. Finally he pokes the snapping turtle in the eyes, watches it let go and crawl back into the bag. Skeet zips his pants back up and says, "I'll give anyone in here $10,000 dollars if they can do that." A skinny 160 pound fellow named Pickle down at the end of the bar slowly stands up and says "I'll do it, so long as you don't poke me in the eyes."
Totem
Totem
Nice adlib there Totem. Still pretty funny though.
I'm mildly amused. You shoulda used the one about pissing on the bar.
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Wait, I'm confused now.
All this time you've been trying to convince us you're a black man, when you're really a snapping turtle!
/em disappointed
All this time you've been trying to convince us you're a black man, when you're really a snapping turtle!
/em disappointed
OOOOOO, very witty. You get a
Tae Edited, Tue Jun 29 20:00:57 2004 by FigNewton
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Wait, I'm confused now.
Me too.
Aren't you supposed to prove to me that you are smarter than me?
THIS AIN'T IT.
Eb
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I did that a long time ago, you were just too stupid to realize it.
;)
;)
Totem's a big boy now. He can fight his own battles.
Eb
That would have been a great retort.
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Oohh, you were talking to Totem.
This is the PP vs. Hottentot thread after all. ;)
Eb
Hey, big things come in little packages...
Totem
Totem
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A 5? Like you can do any better?
Pfffft.
Totem
Pfffft.
Totem
I would just like to say, I took this as his calling out your writing skills. That pointed out. Where is your story??? We have yet to see it. So it being a 48 hour default around here, TOTEM WINS!!!!
That and I still think tael and pj are both sock puppets
Katie, you're like a bad case of Herpes, aren't you?
Edited, Wed Jun 30 00:42:22 2004 by PsychoJester
Edited, Wed Jun 30 00:42:22 2004 by PsychoJester
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