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Heard that on Howard Stern this morning. Thought it was funny as hell. It's now my new slogan and reason for voting. 
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Heard that on Howard Stern this morning. Thought it was funny as hell. It's now my new slogan and reason for voting.
So you're entire reason for participating in the democratic electorial process is because Howard Stern came up with a catchy slogan?
Where's the handbasket when you need it?
1) It's your, not you're. Moran.
2) Howard didn't come up with the phrase, one of his callers did.
3) It's not my sole reason, my sole reason for voting is to get Bush out of office. Shave America's Bush just sounds catchy.
BTW, we're not going to hell in a handbasket. It's by bus. And I'm the driver baby! BOOYA!
2) Howard didn't come up with the phrase, one of his callers did.
3) It's not my sole reason, my sole reason for voting is to get Bush out of office. Shave America's Bush just sounds catchy.
BTW, we're not going to hell in a handbasket. It's by bus. And I'm the driver baby! BOOYA!
So you wouldn't vote simply because it's your civic duty, PJ? It requires intense personal emotions to work up the effort to engage yourself in our country's internal processees?
Good job on punching yourself in the balls, son-- and for allowing someone like Stern to bring you to that point.
Totem
Good job on punching yourself in the balls, son-- and for allowing someone like Stern to bring you to that point.
Totem
Anything that gets people to vote for Kerry is good. Stern has a lot of sway on undecideds who normally wouldn't bother to vote at all. They might if he hammers them enough about it though...
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Waht's so good about Kerry.. other than that He's NOt Bush?
I saw his daughter's boobs. To one-up Kerry, Bush will have to display the boobs of both his daughters. Then I'll vote for him.
I can wait all day...
I can wait all day...
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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Waht's so good about Kerry.. other than that He's NOt Bush?
After 4 years of Bush does it really matter?
Ahhhh, another enlightened liberal. "Oh yeah? well, my chia pet would make a better president than your house plant!" "Haha! Your candidate is a houseplant!" "Oh yeah? I know you are! What am I?" "I'm rubber, you're glue..."
Blah blah blah.
Totem
Blah blah blah.
Totem
I have my own bush to worry about, frankly.
Hah!
Yay!
Boo!
Hiss!
Badoodle!
Hah!
Yay!
Boo!
Hiss!
Badoodle!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
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I have my own bush to worry about, frankly.
Does it really require that much effort/thought/time?
Eb
Tare,
Rate Up for shaving.
so smooooth.. so nice..
for the first 2 days at least..
Rate Up for shaving.
so smooooth.. so nice..
for the first 2 days at least..
You haven't seen it. Takes a full landscape maintenance crew three days a week to keep it looking its best.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Kelvyquayo the Furtive wrote:
Tare,
Rate Up for shaving.
so smooooth.. so nice..
Rate Up for shaving.
so smooooth.. so nice..
When your lawn gets wild and unruly, do you scorch it down to bare earth? No, you trim it back so it looks neat and tidy.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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If I wanted the experience of dorking a nine year old girl, I'd go to Singapore
at least you're thinkin ahead ;)
ps: do you have a beard? I didn't think you did.
Totem wrote:
So you wouldn't vote simply because it's your civic duty, PJ?
Duty? FU[/i]CK that duty bullsh[i]it! Last time I check, voting was a privilege, not a requirement.
Trust me, if I could get away with looking like Sasquatch, I'd be all over that noise. Social and professional obligations prohibit. Unless the lady in question is working in a capacity that shows her genitals, it's not really a comparison.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
You know the Dems are in panic mode when they actually welcome the support of degenerates like Howard Stern...
p.s. would you like you kids to be able to pick stern as an option on your radio dial?
Varus
p.s. would you like you kids to be able to pick stern as an option on your radio dial?
Varus
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p.s. would you like you kids to be able to pick stern as an option on your radio dial?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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If I wanted the experience of dorking a nine year old girl, I'd go to Singapore
"That's fine. No really, it's fine.", I say in my most put upon martyr voice, and walk away.
Scratches names into her notepad and mumbles, "yer all on my list now."
I think Kel implied I'm into nine year old girls. I'm thinking about filing a complaint with Alla.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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You know the Dems are in panic mode when they actually welcome the support of degenerates like Howard Stern...
You're missing the point. The veil has lifted. LEFTIES ARE DEGENERATES!!!
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p.s. would you like you kids to be able to pick stern as an option on your radio dial?
Yep, cause I'm such a leftie degenerate.
Watch out America. We will raise the Witch King Kerry and we will have bi-sexual orgies in the blood of the ruling class.
Have a great day!
Eb
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Vote and shave America's Bush
I know Florida is America's Wang, but I never noticed a bush.
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Absolutely. Then, as a responsible parent, I'd keep them from doing so
Kids can drive at the age of 16...now how many young teenagers do you know actually listen to there parents on issues regarding what they should watch, listen to, etc...
If people actually had to subscribe to Stern that would be different but man he's on public channels. Yes I agree in freedom of speech, but I don't believe in someones freedom to spam me or my family with immorality.
Varus
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Kids can drive at the age of 16...now how many young teenagers do you know actually listen to there parents on issues regarding what they should watch, listen to, etc...
16 is a reasonable age to listen to Stern. His material is similar to that of an R-rated movie, which the kid would be able to see at 17 anyway.
Jophiel wrote:
When your lawn gets wild and unruly, do you scorch it down to bare earth? No, you trim it back so it looks neat and tidy.
No kiddin', Jophiel. I only trim. The time when I wanted to have a bald beaver ended with the 80's.
Does that mean I get rated down now? Long live the pubes!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
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