/rant on
So these terrorist bastards have three Turks and are going to behead them if the Turks don't move their companies out of Iraq in three days.
My God, this has now become asinine.
They could understandably be upset about troops being moved into their country… but this?!? (Even though the dumbest towel head should know that one person won’t stop a political decision to send in troops)
Something needs to happen, this is getting out of control.
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They just want to cut people's heads off. If people were meeting the demands they'd just make them more ludicrous.
"Tie a rope around the Moon and pull it to Baghdad or I cut his head off!"
"Tie a rope around the Moon and pull it to Baghdad or I cut his head off!"
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What it really is is a little known fact about Arab men: they have small d1cks. The desire to behead other men stems from a subconscious desire to emasculate or decrease the penile girth and length of Westerner's peni, thus in essence enlarging their own by comparison.
Another little known fact is that civilization has a direct effect on penile size. The more civilized you are, the larger you become. And since Arabs are a bunch of freaking savages they have chihuahua d1cks-- not to be confused with Gitslayer's d1ck, whose genitalia resembles a hairless chihuahua, not that I have any personal knowledge of this.
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Another little known fact is that civilization has a direct effect on penile size. The more civilized you are, the larger you become. And since Arabs are a bunch of freaking savages they have chihuahua d1cks-- not to be confused with Gitslayer's d1ck, whose genitalia resembles a hairless chihuahua, not that I have any personal knowledge of this.
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I so ******* wish North Korea would ***** up a nuclear attack on the US and bomb the **** out of the middle east... right after bush pulls all the troops out... or at least my husband.
I get so ******* sick of hearing about **** like that. Anytime anything in the Sunni Triangle happens, I'm just dying to get in touch with my husband again.
Yeah, I'm pissed about 9/11-- just like everyone else... but I'm sick of being scared for my husband's life too.
I wonder if that's why I suddenly felt the need to come visit the asylum?
Stupid Terrorists... off with their heads!
I get so ******* sick of hearing about **** like that. Anytime anything in the Sunni Triangle happens, I'm just dying to get in touch with my husband again.
Yeah, I'm pissed about 9/11-- just like everyone else... but I'm sick of being scared for my husband's life too.
I wonder if that's why I suddenly felt the need to come visit the asylum?
Stupid Terrorists... off with their heads!
I support the glass parking lot theory for the middle east.
Sand + Extreme heat = Glass
(I know this is extreme thinking, but it's about as rational as threating to cut an innocent man's head off, or even the head of a captured combatant. aka stupid)
Sand + Extreme heat = Glass
(I know this is extreme thinking, but it's about as rational as threating to cut an innocent man's head off, or even the head of a captured combatant. aka stupid)
Not so much extreme as short sighted, childish and stupid.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Sammy X wrote:
Not so much extreme as short sighted, childish and stupid.
Just like war itself.
Edited, Sun Jun 27 17:22:04 2004 by PsychoJester
Hey they're not *terrorists*!! You have to use the new, politically correct name - they're *insurgents*. Can't keep calling them *terrorists* when it becomes obvious that it's half the country of Iraq that you're talking about.
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Not so much extreme as short sighted, childish and stupid.
I disagree, I think provoking North Korea in dropping some A-bombs onto the Middle East would be the best thing that ever happened to america. Even if it didn't kill everybody, which it wouldn't, at least the jihad would have a new target. Just have to find a way to trigger it. I'll leave that with GWB, he is the master.
Actually it's probably more true to say that GWB is the puppet having his strings pulled by the real masters.
I might be childish or stupid in my reaction to anything having to do with the war or the president, but how many people are you desperately in love with who were in a building that got bombed last week all because of this stupid war?
Your avatar's kinda hot.
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Your avatar's kinda hot.
Thanks!
I was refering to Spike, but Spock is adorable in his own little antiseptic way.
Edited, Sun Jun 27 22:43:44 2004 by SolarFire
All women want Spock, the sooner you realize that, the sooner you will understand women.
I am a bloody woman...
<thinks for a seconds>
ewww!
<rephrases that>
I am a woman, dammit!
<thinks for a seconds>
ewww!
<rephrases that>
I am a woman, dammit!
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I was refering to Spike, but Spock is adorable in his own little antiseptic way.
.....and he wears make-up.
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