Ok, if you have any questions about me then i will answer them.
THE QUESTIONS BEGIN
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Ok I'll start with the obvious question:
na, go away.
na, go away.
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In answer to the obvious question, 8 inches. :D
How much does your mom charge for the *** fu[b][/b]cking with a fist these days?
It was only $8 or a crack rock before you were born, but I imagine she'd have to lower the prices by no what with the ravages of birthing a large headed Downs Syndrome child and all.
It was only $8 or a crack rock before you were born, but I imagine she'd have to lower the prices by no what with the ravages of birthing a large headed Downs Syndrome child and all.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Funny **** there Smash
RACK YOU!
RACK YOU!
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(not even gonna bother using caps on that one...) riiiggghhhttt
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And my mom is fat and ugly you dont want her...
RandomCerberusGuy wrote:
And my mom is fat and ugly you dont want her...
All together now...
How fat and ugly is she?
I just flew in from the FFXI main server and boy are my arms tired.
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*sigh* It seems like another topic i made for fun is going to be killed by flamers and morons. Thanks, we have to do it again sometime.
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Thanks, we have to do it again sometime.
No, we don't.
Leave before you get your feelings hurt again moron.
/wave
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Yea im crying into a little piece of toilet paper. I could send you an audio file of me crying my eyes out but i just couldn't bare it.
You called me a moron...
Heh
You called me a moron...
Heh
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Linkin Park 4eva!1!!11!!1!
nuff said
Bye now
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Hmmm, this might not die after all. Keep posting questions lol.
Oh, and Linkin Park is a good band. Its my opinion though.
Oh, and Linkin Park is a good band. Its my opinion though.
Your opinion sucks.
Yeah go to hell you son of a *****.
Hmmm. Let's see... ummm... a question about you... thinking... Nope. I got nothing.
Wait, here it is. What made you think anyone here would be the least bit interested in knowing anything about you?
Wait, here it is. What made you think anyone here would be the least bit interested in knowing anything about you?
Smash told him to post here... LOL
He should have known...
LOL
<laughs some more>
Hey OP! The asylum is where you go to have a real ego boost <laughing> by bashing everyone else down. Getting invited to post here reeks of a good solid flmaing, especially when Smash is inviting. LOL
<fades away... still laughing>
He should have known...
LOL
<laughs some more>
Hey OP! The asylum is where you go to have a real ego boost <laughing> by bashing everyone else down. Getting invited to post here reeks of a good solid flmaing, especially when Smash is inviting. LOL
<fades away... still laughing>
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This forum really sucks.. I thought this was supposed to be about questions.. LOL
Hey RandomCerberusGuy, f'uck off, moran!
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I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
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Yeah go to hell you son of a *****.
LOL.
I'm just posting this to keep this thread at the top so I can watch people make fun of this loser some more. :)
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Yea im crying into a little piece of toilet paper. I could send you an audio file of me crying my eyes out but i just couldn't bare it.
Did you wipe your *** with it first?
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Ok, if you have any questions about me then i will answer them.
THE QUESTIONS BEGIN
THE QUESTIONS BEGIN
If you insist.
1. What made you think that anyone gives a big enough crap about you to want to ask you questions about yourself?
2. How does one become the largest douche bag in the continental United States? (please cite specific methods you used.)
3. What is the answer to Smash's question?
4. Are you gay? (Don't say no, the truth is obvious.)
5. How does sex work with a 2" erect *****?
6. How is that whole "mating with pigs" thing going for you?
7. Where exactly is your School for Retarded Midgets?
Take your time, I know these are tough.
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