Yeah, so don't even think about it. One; women definitely have their own agenda, so if you receive any "favors" there are always strings attached. Two; if they don't have an agenda and are still up for providing "favors" then they are just plain old whores, and who wants to be around (or in) that?
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Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Some how the thought of the intricate deatails of this situation scare me...
Personally, I like whores.
No strings attached sex, what could possibly be better than that?
I guess if I had a small d*ck I'd think like you.
Edited, Sat Jun 26 12:02:45 2004 by AegisfangBattlehammer
No strings attached sex, what could possibly be better than that?
I guess if I had a small d*ck I'd think like you.
Edited, Sat Jun 26 12:02:45 2004 by AegisfangBattlehammer
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Ok I'll be sure to write that down. <writes> "Stay away from Katie."
Thanks Krhistov.
No strings attached sex, what could possibly be better than that?
Getting paid for it.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Another one of my stories
I met a man ***** before. He worked the old folks home this one city i lived in. Styling up senior ladies for there social security.
He referred to himself as a gigilo but i came up with a new term for his type of whoring, i called it "Wrinkle Rustling". I made fun of him, he got pissed, i told him to go lick the wrinkles out of some old lady and he stormed off.
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No strings attached sex, what could possibly be better than that?
Getting paid for it.
Getting paid for it.
I met a man ***** before. He worked the old folks home this one city i lived in. Styling up senior ladies for there social security.
He referred to himself as a gigilo but i came up with a new term for his type of whoring, i called it "Wrinkle Rustling". I made fun of him, he got pissed, i told him to go lick the wrinkles out of some old lady and he stormed off.
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No strings attached sex, what could possibly be better than that?
Getting paid for it.
Getting paid for it.
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The difference between a street walker, and your wife, is the term of the contract. In some ways, the wife is worse, because the terms of the contract are only disclosed upon termination.
How you guys manage to procreate is beyond me. 
shhhh, Just don't tell my wife I said that. 
Are you referring to all women? or only the ones that request money for their services? Because if its the later I must agree, as thats a good way to get diseases and a significant waste of money. Not to mention it's quite obvious they have an agenda being that its disclosed during the initial negotitions.
If your refering to the former I guess you have some inner issues that need to be hammered out with a specialist. Perhaps you were not breast fed, or maybe your mother flat out didn't like you. Either way its pretty narrow minded to assume that all women are motivated by egoistic pleasures.
And by "do now" do you mean since reading jophiel's post, because I find that very creepy.
If your refering to the former I guess you have some inner issues that need to be hammered out with a specialist. Perhaps you were not breast fed, or maybe your mother flat out didn't like you. Either way its pretty narrow minded to assume that all women are motivated by egoistic pleasures.
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And by "do now" do you mean since reading jophiel's post, because I find that very creepy.
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Yanari the Puissant wrote:
How you guys manage to procreate is beyond me.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Whores are best when they have no teeth. Smoothest blowjobs ever. That and when old ladies take out their dentures.
So, infants must be pretty good too, huh?
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I was thinking that this post started in bad taste. Just goes to prove once again, that all things are relative.
LOL Crimson!
I've never been with a *****, but I got to see that infamous street in Hamburg, Germany, where regular women aren't allowed because all the hookers are lined up in their little windows for men to shop.
I've never been with a *****, but I got to see that infamous street in Hamburg, Germany, where regular women aren't allowed because all the hookers are lined up in their little windows for men to shop.
My husband and I were living 10k miles apart- I was in Alaska, and he was in Germany... Oh! you don't want those kinds of details...
LOL
While I was visiting him, we went to the RaeperBahn (however you spell it- it is pronounced rape-her-bon) which is just one of the red light districts in Hamburg. We passed a ton of strip clubs and all sorts of places that were open all night. We spent all night in a bar/arcade, and on the way to one of them, we passed by this street... and it had a big sign up with a woman and an x over it. No women. I asked why women couldn't go down it, and my husband pointed out that all the windows were filled with women. He said that men walk down it, and when they find a ***** they like, they just open the window and go into a little room behind the window.
There were lots of whores all up and down every street, too. If you looked at one, they'd hop on you and not let you go. My husband was remarkably well-behaved- if you can believe that. It was freezing cold so all the whores were wearing sweaters and things, so that prolly helped a bit.
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While I was visiting him, we went to the RaeperBahn (however you spell it- it is pronounced rape-her-bon) which is just one of the red light districts in Hamburg. We passed a ton of strip clubs and all sorts of places that were open all night. We spent all night in a bar/arcade, and on the way to one of them, we passed by this street... and it had a big sign up with a woman and an x over it. No women. I asked why women couldn't go down it, and my husband pointed out that all the windows were filled with women. He said that men walk down it, and when they find a ***** they like, they just open the window and go into a little room behind the window.
There were lots of whores all up and down every street, too. If you looked at one, they'd hop on you and not let you go. My husband was remarkably well-behaved- if you can believe that. It was freezing cold so all the whores were wearing sweaters and things, so that prolly helped a bit.
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