http://newyorkmetro.com/nymetro/news/crimelaw/features/9269/index.html
Kinda intersting, funny.
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It was kind of funny, and then just flat-out frustrating, how later on the papers would chalk up this decision to the considerable wealth of the area (median household income: $110,894), to the fact that these were kids raised by bankers and lawyers, kids with the gumption to know their constitutional rights.
Are you kidding me? Kids these day (especially teenagers) are dumber than ever.
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Edited, Thu Jun 24 14:47:23 2004 by trickybeck
Edited, Thu Jun 24 14:47:23 2004 by trickybeck
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Once, a cop had even come inside and played a quick round of beer pong
The house we partied at most when I was a kid had very easy access to the roof and some adjoining large oak trees from inside. Fortunately, I was always in a position to make a quick scamper up the tree when John Q. Law made his appearance. If we had enough warning, there was even time to fill the soft sider with a few tasty beverages.
Kids today are retarded or something.
Kids today are retarded or something.
One of the should have went to the door and said "Come back with a warrant, Pig."
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Im going to go off on a tangent with another one of my stories:
We were at a house party in my small town and the cops come to break it up, its not my house and im 21 at the time (legal drinking age is 19 in Ontario) so im who give a rats *** and sit down and continue to drink.
But all the underage kids are running for the hills and this one guy i know who is of age but is on probation makes a break for it since its past his curfew and hes not supposed to be drinking runs out the back door and jumps off porch thinking its only a 4 foot drop. Well 12 feet later he lands with a broken leg. Of course everyone one runs and leaves him behind so he manages to crawl all the way home with a broken leg and then he cant even goto hospital because he is drunk and would have hard time explaining situation. So he waits till morning then gets ride to hospital tells them he fell down the stairs.
Sucks to be him but i guess its better than going to jail or paying a stack of cashing for violating probation.
We were at a house party in my small town and the cops come to break it up, its not my house and im 21 at the time (legal drinking age is 19 in Ontario) so im who give a rats *** and sit down and continue to drink.
But all the underage kids are running for the hills and this one guy i know who is of age but is on probation makes a break for it since its past his curfew and hes not supposed to be drinking runs out the back door and jumps off porch thinking its only a 4 foot drop. Well 12 feet later he lands with a broken leg. Of course everyone one runs and leaves him behind so he manages to crawl all the way home with a broken leg and then he cant even goto hospital because he is drunk and would have hard time explaining situation. So he waits till morning then gets ride to hospital tells them he fell down the stairs.
Sucks to be him but i guess its better than going to jail or paying a stack of cashing for violating probation.
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Im going to go off on a tangent with another one of my stories:
We were at a house party in my small town and the cops come to break it up, its not my house and im 21 at the time (legal drinking age is 19 in Ontario) so im who give a rats *** and sit down and continue to drink.
But all the underage kids are running for the hills and this one guy i know who is of age but is on probation makes a break for it since its past his curfew and hes not supposed to be drinking runs out the back door and jumps off porch thinking its only a 4 foot drop. Well 12 feet later he lands with a broken leg. Of course everyone one runs and leaves him behind so he manages to crawl all the way home with a broken leg and then he cant even goto hospital because he is drunk and would have hard time explaining situation. So he waits till morning then gets ride to hospital tells them he fell down the stairs.
Sucks to be him but i guess its better than going to jail or paying a stack of cashing for violating probation.
We were at a house party in my small town and the cops come to break it up, its not my house and im 21 at the time (legal drinking age is 19 in Ontario) so im who give a rats *** and sit down and continue to drink.
But all the underage kids are running for the hills and this one guy i know who is of age but is on probation makes a break for it since its past his curfew and hes not supposed to be drinking runs out the back door and jumps off porch thinking its only a 4 foot drop. Well 12 feet later he lands with a broken leg. Of course everyone one runs and leaves him behind so he manages to crawl all the way home with a broken leg and then he cant even goto hospital because he is drunk and would have hard time explaining situation. So he waits till morning then gets ride to hospital tells them he fell down the stairs.
Sucks to be him but i guess its better than going to jail or paying a stack of cashing for violating probation.
Nice! Great story Bodhi, you should post some of your Misadventures up here. Liked the bear one too.
Edited, Thu Jun 24 16:49:42 2004 by FigNewton
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One of the should have went to the door and said "Come back with a warrant, Pig."
Reasonable suspicion that a crime is being committed kinda makes that moot, eh?
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Reasonable suspicion that a crime is being committed kinda makes that moot, eh?
Um, no. You need probable cause to enter and search the house. Someone calling you telling you a party's going on isn't it.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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Someone calling you telling you a party's going on isn't it.
No, but some jr. elitist east coast preppie **** with brewery breath telling him to come back with a warrant is. :)
That's why you send up the sober person.
If the cops called me and I was one of the parents I would have gone down there and told the cops to get ******* Serious. I remember when someone started our neighbors mailbox on fire and it spread to ours, the cops came to our door at 3:00 a.m. My dad got up, went down, listened to this cop tell him about it and said "Thanks, have a good night". The cop then stopped my pop from closing the door. He then started in on how my pop had to file forms, put out the fire (it was out and there was nothing around to catch fire), ect. My old man looked him in the eyes and just said "Get the **** off my property. Now." Slammed the door in the guys face.
Later on, I asked my father why he was so pissed. And he said "I didn't hear your brother get home, and I thought the cop was there to tell me something had happened to him". Think about the **** the police put these parents through for no reason other than they are full of themselves on a power trip because they have a badge. Sorry, a badge doesn't equate to respect for me. Earn my respect, don't expect it because you have a uniform and a bad attitude.
Kids having a party. Big ******* deal. I think the cops are the ones who should be ashamed that they turned a party into a stand-off. Morons.
Grady
If the cops called me and I was one of the parents I would have gone down there and told the cops to get ******* Serious. I remember when someone started our neighbors mailbox on fire and it spread to ours, the cops came to our door at 3:00 a.m. My dad got up, went down, listened to this cop tell him about it and said "Thanks, have a good night". The cop then stopped my pop from closing the door. He then started in on how my pop had to file forms, put out the fire (it was out and there was nothing around to catch fire), ect. My old man looked him in the eyes and just said "Get the **** off my property. Now." Slammed the door in the guys face.
Later on, I asked my father why he was so pissed. And he said "I didn't hear your brother get home, and I thought the cop was there to tell me something had happened to him". Think about the **** the police put these parents through for no reason other than they are full of themselves on a power trip because they have a badge. Sorry, a badge doesn't equate to respect for me. Earn my respect, don't expect it because you have a uniform and a bad attitude.
Kids having a party. Big ******* deal. I think the cops are the ones who should be ashamed that they turned a party into a stand-off. Morons.
Grady
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix, angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machin ery of night.
While the legal age to drink may be 19, 21, whatever depending on where you are, aren't you still allowed to drink if you're in the privacy of your home? Granted the partiers weren't at their own homes, but still, they weren't inebriated in public.
Wouldn't the most the police should have been able to do is come and give them a warning to keep the noise down?
Wouldn't the most the police should have been able to do is come and give them a warning to keep the noise down?
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While the legal age to drink may be 19, 21, whatever depending on where you are, aren't you still allowed to drink if you're in the privacy of your home?
Nope.
edit: actually I looked it up a bit, the broad state laws often have loopholes allowing underage drinking on private property, but most municipalities have ordinances prohibiting it.
Edited, Fri Jun 25 18:28:28 2004 by trickybeck
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That's why you send up the sober person.
Yeah and just hope the cops don't notice the 50 ppl laying on the living room floor.
Everyone else shuts up and goes to a part of the house where they aren't visible. It isn't brain surgery. People have been doing that since there were parties.
Grady
Grady
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix, angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machin ery of night.
Tricky wrote:
Nope.
edit: actually I looked it up a bit, the broad state laws often have loopholes allowing underage drinking on private property, but most municipalities have ordinances prohibiting it.
edit: actually I looked it up a bit, the broad state laws often have loopholes allowing underage drinking on private property, but most municipalities have ordinances prohibiting it.
Huh, learn something new every day.
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