Ashlee Simpson. Seriously.
For those of you who don't know who she is, she is Jessica Simpson's little sister, and she now has her own MTV show and an album. If you don't know who Jessica Simpson is, try crawling out from under that rock once in a while.
Ok, why I can't stand this girl.
1. She is totally riding her sister's coattails, and while I can't say I blame her, it still annoys me.
2. She can't sing worth a crap.
3. She could make a sailor blush with that mouth of hers.
4. She looks, talks, and acts like the neighborhood *****. Remember this one: "Your mom is like a refrigerator; everyone sticks their meat in her." She looks like that was written about her.
Ok, sorry for the rant. Just had to get it out.
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It's time like this I'm glad I'm sans television and unaware of current popular culture.
It's time like this I'm glad I'm sans television and unaware of current popular culture.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Who is jessica simpson? and why do i need to remove this lovely warm rock to acknowlage her exsistance?
http://www.ashleesimpsonmusic.com
There ya go. Hope you don't get nauseated.
There ya go. Hope you don't get nauseated.
My wife, who enjoys most soap operas, Digs Road Rules, and never misses American Idol...seriously can not stomach her show.
She made me watch five minutes of it just to show me how truly retched it was.
Tacosid
She made me watch five minutes of it just to show me how truly retched it was.
Tacosid
I voted for the other guy.
Looks like pissy Muzak pop ***** to me.
get a grip, buy some Metallica or Red Hot Chilli Peppers and enjoy music made by people who attually know what an instrument looks like.
get a grip, buy some Metallica or Red Hot Chilli Peppers and enjoy music made by people who attually know what an instrument looks like.
I haven't even watched the show, the preview was enough to send me running.
yea, or some John Mayer. man that guy is talented.
Switchfoot anyone?
Just to stay on topic though, Ashlee Simpson is terrible.
Switchfoot anyone?
Just to stay on topic though, Ashlee Simpson is terrible.
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1. She is totally riding her sister's coattails, and while I can't say I blame her, it still annoys me.
I'd probably ride her sister too if i was drunk enough.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Are you implying that Jessica Simpson has a *****?
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She's mo fugly. Blech!
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If you don't know who Jessica Simpson is, try crawling out from under that rock once in a while.
Waht the f[b][/b]uck for?
seriously
A long time I stopped watching T.V... except for C-Span and MSNBC.... and my woman puts on Cartoon Network once in a while.
If I do look at the tube for anything else, it will be because I'm watching an episode of Next Gen form my complete collection of episodes.
Word Kneegaaz.
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She's mo fugly. Blech!
I don't know, she's kind of cute in the video.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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I'm watching an episode of Next Gen form my complete collection of episodes.
Impressive. You have all of them? How many loser-fests did you have to attend to acquire every episode?
Just kidding, btw.
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I don't know, she's kind of cute in the video.
Yea, she is cute in that butt-pimple kind of way.
:P
May I assume then, DeathFromAbove, that you detest Jamie Spears as well? And Aaron Carter? And Mary Kate Olsen (is she the one who was born first?)? And every other kid who used their famous relative's name to break into show biz?
Ok, just checkin'.
Totem
Ok, just checkin'.
Totem
i watched the video hoping for some hot teen popstar action but she is just ho hum and so is her generic pop singing.
Heres to another one hit wonder, hopefully she dissappears in a couple months. Of course then in a couple years its likely there will be a sex video that or she will have robbed a 7-11 store for her next crack fix.
Heres to another one hit wonder, hopefully she dissappears in a couple months. Of course then in a couple years its likely there will be a sex video that or she will have robbed a 7-11 store for her next crack fix.
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May I assume then, DeathFromAbove, that you detest Jamie Spears as well? And Aaron Carter? And Mary Kate Olsen (is she the one who was born first?)?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
tarvofthesevenseas wrote:
Looks like pissy Muzak pop sh*te to me.
With luck you'll some day discover the difference between music and product.
I'm just wondering why Mr. Death is so repulsed by Ashlee Simpson when there are myriads of other so-called entertainers whose abilities are equally as bad if not worse.
Totem
Totem
There's enough hate for all the young pseduo-entertainers; don't you worry your little head 'bout it.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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1. She is totally riding her sister's coattails, and while I can't say I blame her, it still annoys me.
I'd probably ride her sister too if i was drunk enough.
I'd probably ride her sister too if i was drunk enough.
Don't need the liquor, but maybe some tape to shut her mouth.
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She's mo fugly. Blech!
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I don't know, she's kind of cute in the video.
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I don't know, she's kind of cute in the video.
Oh come on guys what are we implying here? If Jessica Simpson walked up to you and said she wanted yu to bang her you wouldn't do it? (GF and wives aside)
Sorry I'm with Smash on this one.
Edited, Thu Jun 24 15:26:33 2004 by FigNewton
The only way I'll voluntarily watch whoever the hell you all are talking about is if she releases a sex video like the talented Paris Hilton.
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I'm just wondering why Mr. Death is so repulsed by Ashlee Simpson when there are myriads of other so-called entertainers whose abilities are equally as bad if not worse.
Whereas Ashlee is riding on Jessica Simpson, who's nothing more than a phony Britney-clone to begin with.
Aaron Carter, he's terrible too, but for some reason I give Nick Carter slightly more credit and talent than Jessica Simpson.
Edited, Thu Jun 24 15:27:38 2004 by trickybeck
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